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Butthurt

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3% when taking a **** does n' t make you feel relieved
3% feels like a tiny little bit of **** still left in ass
3% when sitting on the toilet for 2 hours
3% when rumbling stomach up and down to try to create gas
3% sitting with one leg up
3% feel when finally get **** out
3% when it was just gas
Does anyone else get this? We tried getting ****** in the ass less, but it just seems to make it worse
C) Anonymous " Rlhu) tython Nth' ' i' i' i
yes you just need to pull your rectum inside out so its like as big pink bulge and than you get some assessors and out it off
C) Anonymous ' ) tyw: 42 No.
idrink meming coffee
minutes later have **** the size
of a small dog
goes out in one push
sonly 1 wipe needed
feels goad man
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Submitted: 12/07/2015
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#4 - vorarephilia (12/08/2015) [-]
that sounds like IBS.
#5 to #4 - tarabostes [OP]ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
#1 - lean (12/07/2015) [-]
get a squatty potty or find your designated ******** street amigo
#8 to #1 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
or OR you can just put your chest against your thighs when you poop.
User avatar #9 to #8 - goobyman (12/08/2015) [-]
yeah except it doesn't ******* work
do you want your **** to drop 2 feet into the toilet and create a tsunami backsplash?
#10 to #9 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
****** wtf are you talking about, nobody said a word about climbing to the ceiling to take a **** , you inbred ****

all you have to do is just lean forward as you sit n **** normally. The effect straightening up colon to easen up ******** is literally the same and you can poop with 3-4 minutes.
User avatar #11 to #10 - goobyman (12/08/2015) [-]
>using the big font
it's the same as using capslock. stop.
the thing is, this doesn't work as well. it just is. squatting works a hella lot better than bending over.
also, who the **** takes 3-4 minutes to poop
<2 minutes here, pretty much all the time.
Gotta get dat fiber
#3 - ohhh (12/08/2015) [-]
>make it bulge out and cut it off
Jesus ******* christ.
#7 - Sexysammich (12/08/2015) [-]
Coffee is best laxative
#6 - reggaemortis (12/08/2015) [-]
Downright glorious
#12 to #6 - tarabostes [OP]ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #13 to #12 - reggaemortis (12/09/2015) [-]
It's from Witcher 3
User avatar #14 to #13 - tarabostes [OP]ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
And that means you're a witch?
User avatar #15 to #14 - reggaemortis (12/09/2015) [-]
Sure? Well a witcher is a monster hunter but if you want me to be a witch I can happily oblige bby ;)
User avatar #16 to #15 - tarabostes [OP]ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
YES
Now use your magic and give me a dick enchantment
User avatar #17 to #16 - reggaemortis (12/10/2015) [-]
I was thinking more along the lines of I'll curse you and cook you up in a big cauldron.
#18 to #17 - tarabostes [OP]ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
I-I Don't know what to say....
#2 - deadfed ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
A **** NEVER requires as little as one wipe. Even after youre clean, you require at least three "just to make sure" wipes. If you only wipe once, your children will be born naked.
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