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User avatar #4 - narluga (01/07/2016) [-]
Is the pig ok?
User avatar #61 to #4 - sirgrimrock ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
It's Lamb.
#145 to #61 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
So the pig is ok.
#173 to #61 - maximumpotato (01/08/2016) [-]
Is the lamb okay? ;n;

On a serious note, this makes me super uncomfortable for some reason. Would eat the burger, but wouldn't wanna meet the cow I guess.
#29 to #4 - crazybumi (01/07/2016) [-]
The pig is ok. Its like one of those magic tricks just without the box.
#52 to #32 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
nddid?
#63 to #52 - agronimo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
#65 to #63 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
no one understands your reference, sadly.
#111 to #65 - agronimo ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Thousands of people have seen Stargate, mate
#174 to #111 - whitechino (01/08/2016) [-]
Is it me or do ya also see a laughing skull?
User avatar #57 to #52 - xsirwafflezx (01/07/2016) [-]
nddid
nd did
Not dead

See?
User avatar #97 to #4 - alpako ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
he can walk it off
#6 to #4 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
the pig is ok it's jus a prank bruh
User avatar #9 to #4 - pinstre (01/07/2016) [-]
pig is kill
User avatar #16 to #9 - lateaxis (01/07/2016) [-]
no.
User avatar #24 to #16 - homestuckxplain ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
where were you when heard pig is kill
User avatar #47 to #24 - Tusura (01/07/2016) [-]
In my kitchen. With a frying pan and a roaster.
User avatar #76 to #47 - thejusticar (01/07/2016) [-]
Friend john called, he said "pig is kill".
#165 to #76 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image**MFW pig is kill
User avatar #116 to #76 - jonnyfrosty (01/08/2016) [-]
"Tasty"
User avatar #129 to #76 - tarabostes (01/08/2016) [-]
no
#10 to #4 - wobblewub (01/07/2016) [-]
it's a superhero now
User avatar #78 to #10 - drtrousersnake (01/07/2016) [-]
and a the superhero is a game for the playstation Pepsiman Gameplay and Commentary
User avatar #169 to #78 - wtfduud (01/08/2016) [-]
You have a bit of an italian accent.
User avatar #192 to #78 - computerlife (01/08/2016) [-]
and it's sequel Pepsiman Rising
User avatar #168 to #10 - thedankmemer (01/08/2016) [-]
I want this played at my funeral
User avatar #123 to #10 - belshir (01/08/2016) [-]
you made 3 grown men howl with laughter with that comment, thank you <3
User avatar #124 to #123 - wobblewub (01/08/2016) [-]
anything involving death + PEPSI MAAAN

Grade A comedy every time.
User avatar #26 to #4 - thethread (01/07/2016) [-]
It's alright. I mean, I prefer chicken/turkey myself, but I guess pork if fine as well.
#23 - insanefreak (01/07/2016) [-]
As a construction worker this is mortifying. I've seen too many people who lost fingers, toes, or even hands and feet, while ******* around with power tools trying to show off.
User avatar #25 to #23 - ninjabadger (01/07/2016) [-]
One of the woodshop guys at my college lost an eye from a shop accident, and he even has a slight scar too. I believe he also has like a tip gone from one or two of his fingers.

He's one of those really cool handy guys. Helps people who've never really used hardcore shop tools and saws with whatever we need, although most of us just make frames.

I was extremely paranoid using the saws.
User avatar #34 to #25 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I feel your paranoia. Until i started working with power tools, i was extremely afraid of them all. Ironically, that automatically makes you suck so much harder at them.

Though im still pretty paranoid whenever i have to clean the machines with the automatic saws...
User avatar #46 to #34 - brokentrucker ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
LOTO?
User avatar #67 to #46 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
loto?
its not my name, if you mean that
User avatar #191 to #67 - brokentrucker ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Lock out tag out.

Lock out the power source and they can't turn on. Gotta do that everyday where I work.
User avatar #194 to #191 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
yeah... my old firm wasn't too much into those safety procedures. They just wanted it to go fast and back then i was terribly afraid of getting yelled at again
User avatar #195 to #194 - brokentrucker ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
You'd figure they'd not want to get massive fines from OSHA. Everywhere I've worked would have a duck if I did something that OSHA would flip about. Hell, Walmart management wouldn't let me solo pallets even though I could one hand most of them over my head and hold em there without any trouble.
User avatar #196 to #195 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
My firm saw it pretty lose, i carried 2 palettes all the time, one in each hand......

We only had to behave when we had clients or the inspector over
We're a small business, so i suppose they don't really look too well
User avatar #35 to #34 - ninjabadger (01/07/2016) [-]
I have less fear working with fire and welding **** though.

But I have always liked fire I guess. I don't handle cuts and stuff well, so I'm even more paranoid about saws and stuff.
#40 to #35 - insanefreak (01/07/2016) [-]
I like fire. With fire, strangely enough, you often have more control, more precise movement, and less force that pushes against you. You wield it, control it better. With a power tool it can push back and slip out of your hands, like how a saw can get stuck in the material and snatch itself away from you (power saws at least).

Then again, I've witnessed a colleague burn another colleague's ass hairs off with a large burner that we use for the asphalt. A short blast, for sure, but **** was insane still.
He got fired for it.
User avatar #49 to #40 - ninjabadger (01/07/2016) [-]
Only thing I don't like about it is not trusting other people who use the gas ones, cause we have some stupid ***** in our college. I just don't wanna be the guy that ignited a room cause some jackass didn't turn off the gas properly.
User avatar #36 to #35 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Ah, i didn't have to do anything with fire and welding. Just soldering
User avatar #48 to #36 - ninjabadger (01/07/2016) [-]
Welding is really fun if you ask me, I want to learn a lot more but it doesn't quite fit with my major. Also I always loved the helmets, though the older versions are hard as **** to see what you're working on.

It's a good backup career path though, and hell it's a good life skill.
User avatar #69 to #48 - erotictentacle ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah, all welding i did was in school some very basic **** .
But i sucked hard, i just couldn't see anything it was like doing it blind.
I should improve that skill
User avatar #135 to #69 - ninjabadger (01/08/2016) [-]
When it comes to skills like that I learn on a do it once basis, so kinetic learning.

Sucked my first few go arounds, old dude with a beard gave me an incredibly useful piece of advice as I did it and I got really good. Had some of the nicest welding for beginners. Shame all of my classmates were chicks, some didn't even do it.
User avatar #38 to #23 - newepic (01/07/2016) [-]
I would defininetly use chainmail gloves
User avatar #43 to #38 - heartlessrobot (01/07/2016) [-]
You'd get your hand ripped off when it gets caught in the machine, so instead of losing a finger, you might lose an arm.
User avatar #72 to #43 - schneidend (01/07/2016) [-]
Chainmail-like gloves are pretty standard issue in raw food production like this. I can say from experience they work pretty well. Usually, the gloves you wear on top get cut, the metal-on-metal makes a loud noise, and you pull your perfectly intact hand away.
#184 to #72 - thetallbeverage (01/08/2016) [-]
I wouldn't dare use a chainmail glove on our band saw. More so because we use a bone-in blade so it's serrated, that WILL catch your glove and you will get pulled into the machine before you can get your hand away. I'd rather go gloveless around a serrated saw.

And end up like my old manager, missing his pinky finger.
User avatar #190 to #72 - ImmortalBaconEater (01/08/2016) [-]
If you're using reciprocating saws chainmail gloves are perfectly safe but bandsaws are a different story. Bandsaws will eat your hand if they catch on anything. And if you do somehow cut off a finger on the bandsaw, they can generally re attach it fairly easily because of how cleanly bandsaws cut. This is also why it is so easy to pass a few fingers through the blade without realizing it so it's not all good. Basically, respect the bandsaw or it will make you it's bitch.
#149 to #72 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
We use metal chainmail gloves when skinning the meat or cutting it with a knife but we never used them when working the saw mostly because like heartlessrobot said instead getting nicked or losing a finger you lose a good chunk or your whole hand. Though i work at a family owned rural butchery so it's not all high tech and fancy nor do we need to crank out a **** ton of meat constantly. until it's deer season or the end of the rodeo than there will be a endless supply of meat
User avatar #130 to #72 - tarabostes (01/08/2016) [-]
Do you have a pair?
User avatar #131 to #130 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
Nyope. Except for the occasional pen, I've never stolen from work, and I've never worked in a place where I had to buy the gloves myself.
User avatar #136 to #131 - tarabostes (01/08/2016) [-]
You'll need those gloves for handling big sausages won't you?
User avatar #140 to #136 - schneidend (01/08/2016) [-]
I handle my kielbasa with my bare hands like a man.
#193 to #140 - tarabostes (01/08/2016) [-]
But what about handling my wurst like this cutie?
User avatar #172 to #23 - scorcho (01/08/2016) [-]
in my experience, among the more specific tools, band saws are one of the least likely to **** your **** up, because the threat is very obvious.
lathes on the other hand...
User avatar #28 to #23 - tormain (01/07/2016) [-]
He's a bit careless but I think that stems more from having done the same routine a million times.
#33 to #28 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
That's how you lose them though.

You become familiar with the saw, no longer afraid of it. You start making faster and faster movements with less and less control, and then one day it happens, you lose that something.

You should never hope to become familiar with deadly tools in such a way.
#39 to #33 - insanefreak (01/07/2016) [-]
Anon's pretty spot on.
Get used to them, get careless, you'll **** up.
Always aim the saw away from you, or between your feet (one of those handheld power saws used to cut through stone or concrete, depending on the type of sawblade). Check the headguard. When changing the blade, make sure it's unplugged first. AND DON'T ******* USE IT ON AN UNSTABLE SURFACE

There's a guy in my company who has a massive scar on his face. Fell on the side of his head when he used the thing on a ladder. Luckily enough it fell sideways and slid off him before it did worse damage, and it was a blade for steel rather than stone (or it would've sliced him apart), but it did leave him with a very nasty burn-scar that goes from his cheek through his ear.
#7 - mattygosling (01/07/2016) [-]
moving that quick around a band saw, DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS?!
#14 - sirdaddysir (01/07/2016) [-]
**sirdaddysir used "*roll picture*"**
**sirdaddysir rolled image**He is demonstrating amazing ham-eye coordination.
User avatar #17 to #14 - Sterski (01/07/2016) [-]
You tried.
User avatar #27 to #17 - thesunpraiser ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
And succeeded.
#31 to #14 - snorlaxfoo (01/07/2016) [-]
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#15 to #14 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
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#30 - juffs (01/07/2016) [-]
This is the kind of autonomous muscle memory that gets hands sawed off
#104 - mytwocents (01/07/2016) [-]
i bet he uses the headphones to listen to death metal and white power music.
#108 - Alchemyst (01/08/2016) [-]
*Muffled Rules of Nature in the distance*
User avatar #2 - twi ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I hope it's not dead
#64 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Imagine his hand slips.

He wouldnt even notice until he arm slid down the table
User avatar #37 - springbok ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
If I worked there, I would almost certainly cut my hands off
#45 to #37 - mastercolossus (01/07/2016) [-]
even if you were merely the janitor? why would you do that?
#22 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** one day, joe lost an arm
#183 - woolfy (01/08/2016) [-]
"I've already got a nick-name. Ten Fingers! The old ten fingers wasn't using it anymore."
#70 - kaboomz ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
#8 - strychnine (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
Dexter approved.
User avatar #187 - daiemio ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
I can just feel my fingers digging into the palm of my hand.. no matter how safe that machine is made, just being near it, makes my skin crawl..
#100 - ahowel (01/07/2016) [-]
i saw this on facebook, and people were all like" omg this is horrible", like do you not where pig meat comes from?
#75 - bloggershe (01/07/2016) [-]
Ahhh fresh meat!
#5 - kapakapa ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
damn
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