But it's still a difficult question. . The 15 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions You,..,. would you rather,.,, Change gender every time you sneeze? Or not be
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But it's still a difficult question

The 15 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions You,..,.
would you rather,.,,
Change gender every time you sneeze?
Or not be able to tell the difference between a
muffin and a bah?
wrote this must have been on so many drugs
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User avatar #1 - mckinkymcormic ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
change gender. sneeze twice.
#64 to #1 - taurusguy (07/04/2014) [-]
Why twice?
#66 to #64 - crackedpepper (07/04/2014) [-]
normally if your going to sneeze you sneeze twice. sometimes three times. but you dont normally sneeze once. that ***** just weird
#67 to #66 - taurusguy (07/04/2014) [-]
Doesnt matter, i will keep sneezing till i get the required results.
#68 to #67 - crackedpepper (07/04/2014) [-]
you mean to tell me you can force a sneeze? like **** i cant even get it to happen when i feel the sneeze coming but nothing occurs
User avatar #84 to #68 - toensix (07/04/2014) [-]
I can;t force a sneeze but I can induce by hitting my nose with a certain force. I can't really explain it.
#69 to #68 - taurusguy (07/04/2014) [-]
Well yes, i can force it to happen or not, i dont know if that counts but i think it does.
#82 to #66 - adamks (07/04/2014) [-]
As an allergic person who sneezes at least five times a day I can tell you that sneezing once is by no means unusual.
#73 to #1 - imofcnotharveydent (07/04/2014) [-]
or you could just get a cold and masturbate over and over and over
User avatar #89 to #73 - plasticcup ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Do you know how awful that would be?

just think about it, you feel sick first of all and when you sneeze you immediately change gender,

so lets say you are girl at the moment and you're fingering yourself and then you sneeze, Now you're fingering your urethra and feeling the burn of a thousand suns.
User avatar #105 to #89 - snowshark (07/04/2014) [-]
You can feel a sneeze coming.
#112 to #105 - John Cena (07/04/2014) [-]
plot twist, I am the sneeze
User avatar #114 to #112 - snowshark (07/04/2014) [-]
I can feel you cumming?
#13 - sjrigney (07/04/2014) [-]
Change gender. If I had a vagina I would never leave my room.
Change gender. If I had a vagina I would never leave my room.
#57 to #13 - zebanktoon (07/04/2014) [-]
Heres a better version bby
Heres a better version bby
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User avatar #60 to #13 - cdmin (07/04/2014) [-]
take a screenshot and in 10 years, when you are 22, look back at it and see how virgin-like that sounds.
#100 to #13 - irepostcomments (07/04/2014) [-]
what if you become a fat chick
#33 to #13 - darkfizz (07/04/2014) [-]
>sneeze
>begin masturbating with vagina
>sneeze again
>hand or foreign object melds to body
>???
>Profit
User avatar #37 to #33 - benrocks (07/04/2014) [-]
-_-
#31 to #13 - John Cena (07/04/2014) [-]
Your on funny junk you never leave anyway
#48 to #31 - sjrigney (07/04/2014) [-]
Very valid observation
Very valid observation
User avatar #7 - prohibullion (07/04/2014) [-]
Am I the only one who thinks that sneezing thing would be a dream come true?
User avatar #9 to #7 - iamsammich (07/04/2014) [-]
i've had a bunch of dreams where i had a penis for a day
it was ******* awesome kind of literally
#10 to #9 - John Cena (07/04/2014) [-]
Ive always wondered what its like to be the female in sexy time
User avatar #11 to #10 - iamsammich (07/04/2014) [-]
depends on if you're a lady who can cum from penis in vagina
i am not one of those ladies but sex is still fun. before i didn't really care for the weird sensations, but now that my brain has associated it with the guy being really happy and bonding and stuff it's like a switch has been turned on to where i like sex and it's fun. before it was just like "eh, roll on your back and wait till he's done" but now it's actually fun. mostly because sex provides a good excuse to get dominated
User avatar #12 to #7 - indecisivejew (07/04/2014) [-]
It would be if you weren't close to anyone and didn't have any family. Explaining that would be a chore.

You could do the whole double life thing, but having to change at completely random times with the sneeze would be really tricky.
User avatar #17 to #7 - willsabeasts (07/04/2014) [-]
Imagine allergy season walking downtown. Imagine wearing a skirt one day and suddenly your dick is not staying in that skirt, but then it's gone, and then it's there again, oh god that'd be horrible.
#25 to #17 - needy (07/04/2014) [-]
This is your thought? Just wear unisex clothes, tard.
User avatar #20 to #17 - Anonomousthirteen (07/04/2014) [-]
Not to mention sex in allergy season.... It's not likely to happen, but what would happen if you sneezed during intercourse as a female?
User avatar #28 to #20 - mrnpc (07/04/2014) [-]
stick to anal
User avatar #21 to #20 - willsabeasts (07/04/2014) [-]
Better hope to god you sneezed again or you'd lose a sex friend
#47 to #7 - gamiakguy ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
getting handjob
sneezes

pic related
#26 to #7 - John Cena (07/04/2014) [-]
"Am i the only one around here...." stop with this ******** . It makes you look like an attention whore!
User avatar #115 to #26 - prohibullion (07/04/2014) [-]
But I AM an attention whore!
User avatar #101 to #26 - hokon (07/04/2014) [-]
Its just a way of asking if others would enjoy it too, calm your tits anon
User avatar #22 to #7 - mrhaihoang (07/04/2014) [-]
say you're being pounded in the vago and sneeze, where'd the guy's dick go?
User avatar #93 to #22 - elmarcocfc (07/04/2014) [-]
Another dimension
#76 to #22 - givememoarpony (07/04/2014) [-]
Inside your urethra?
User avatar #55 - thunderkrux (07/04/2014) [-]
I'll take change gender so I can buy cupcakes at feminist bakesales for less than the cost to make them and then sneeze right in front of them and watch the confusion as I eat my discount cupcake with a stark erection to show off my male privelage
User avatar #92 to #55 - elmarcocfc (07/04/2014) [-]
Holy **** , you're a hero.
#56 to #55 - John Cena (07/04/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #15 - yankeerose (07/04/2014) [-]
Wouldn't people start wondering why I've been eating so many muffins?
#40 to #15 - epicactual (07/04/2014) [-]
Damnit! That one got me
Damnit! That one got me
#74 - givememoarpony (07/04/2014) [-]
I can get used to the taste of cum-stained muffins.
I can get used to the taste of cum-stained muffins.
#113 to #74 - John Cena (07/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - drl (07/04/2014) [-]
I Would be ok with gender changing
just watch tv
AH CHOO
continue watching tv with tits
#16 - culedood (07/04/2014) [-]
What happens if you sneeze while pissing?
User avatar #61 to #16 - bobpizza (07/04/2014) [-]
piss sitting down for the rest of your life
#117 to #61 - culedood (07/07/2014) [-]
But say you were a girl and pissing, and sneezed. Would the piss just automatically change course and come out of your dick instead? Like does it instantly teleport into your dick just so it can flow out of it? And where does the dick grow out of? You'd need meat to fill up your vagina AND to grow a dick. When you turn back into a girl where does that meat go?
User avatar #19 to #16 - deadmansdope (07/04/2014) [-]
Have a towel on hand.
#107 - nyiagh (07/04/2014) [-]
Imagine you sneeze during sexing
#4 - iusedfortran (07/03/2014) [-]
Not gender changing but close enough
Not gender changing but close enough
#51 - akirasatou (07/04/2014) [-]
The sneeze one would be kinda hot.   
Imagine sneezing while having sex.  Not that any of us would have sex...
The sneeze one would be kinda hot.
Imagine sneezing while having sex. Not that any of us would have sex...
User avatar #43 - ninjaroo (07/04/2014) [-]
I'd rather change gender when I sneeze. Make a video of female self masturbating, sneeze, and masturbate to it.
#88 - megamanmanmega (07/04/2014) [-]
Sometimes when I sneeze there's a little blood (I nose bleed a lot) so this would be what I'd do right after I sneeze.
Sometimes when I sneeze there's a little blood (I nose bleed a lot) so this would be what I'd do right after I sneeze.
User avatar #39 - dbBlues (07/04/2014) [-]
>Be man
>Pissing, standing like a man
>sneeze
>urine everywhere
>quickly try to readjust aim
>It's too late. The damage is done.
>Grab toilet paper and clean piss off of tiles around toilet
Such is life with penis
User avatar #42 to #39 - dbBlues (07/04/2014) [-]
Alternate
>Be man
>Pissing, standing like a man
>sneeze
>GENDER CHANGE *insert cool transforming sound effects*
>urine everywhere running down my legs
>quickly try to readjust aim
>oh wait
>It's too late. The damage is done.
>Grab toilet paper and clean piss off of tiles around toilet + my legs/feet/pants
Such is life with transforming genitals
User avatar #44 to #39 - gamiakguy ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
>be pissing sitting down like woman
>sneeze
>other women in restroom
>acceptedfate.jpeg
>woman ask's if you're ok
>omgmanvoice.png
such is life with transforming genitals
#53 - Pred (07/04/2014) [-]
knowing the difference between a muffin and a baby intensifies
#104 - phaegitt (07/04/2014) [-]
I always sneeze twice, so ill be fine
#106 to #104 - Orc (07/04/2014) [-]
I used to do the same thing. What's up with that? Is that extremely common, and what really causes you to sneeze, and why doesn't the first sneeze fix you?
User avatar #91 - katha (07/04/2014) [-]
The sneezing one would be heaven for those that are bisexual and in a relationship with someone who's also bi.

like me
User avatar #116 - meanberry (07/05/2014) [-]
So many drugs? A
Small dose of pcp would be more than enough.
#111 - Loopholes (07/04/2014) [-]
There are ways to make yourself sneeze, so it's basically switching genders on will.

Or

Accidentally eating babies/not wanting to eat muffins.

Who the **** wouldn't pick the gender one?
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