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anon (12/08/2015) [-]
I am looking for Funnyjunkers who want to fondle my breast ;)
-You cannot be a virgin
-You must not like anime
-You must go outside and hang out with friends regularly
-You cannot be autistic
-You must not have social anxiety or be socially awkward
-Please don't be cringy....
If you aren't any of the above; we can meet up sometime ;)
-You cannot be a virgin
-You must not like anime
-You must go outside and hang out with friends regularly
-You cannot be autistic
-You must not have social anxiety or be socially awkward
-Please don't be cringy....
If you aren't any of the above; we can meet up sometime ;)
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fukkendragonite (12/09/2015) [-] I fit the criteria you're looking for perfectly, except you're a 40 year old man in his underpants and I have a girlfriend.
There's always something isn't there...? Damn obstacles....
There's always something isn't there...? Damn obstacles....
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tiberioustyphr (12/09/2015) [-] If you don't like anime, I don't wanna fondle your breast
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lvlonemeepo (12/09/2015) [-] >Qualifying for the position except you watch anime
>Realizing you're also autistic because anime
>Finding out you're also cringy because you're autistic from anime
>Realizing my autism could be causing me to believe I'm not a virgin
Well I'm back to square one.
>Realizing you're also autistic because anime
>Finding out you're also cringy because you're autistic from anime
>Realizing my autism could be causing me to believe I'm not a virgin
Well I'm back to square one.
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markipliergame (12/09/2015) [-] OP was making a joke at the average Funnyjunkers expense. As in, not serious.
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commoncrunch (12/09/2015) [-] 
♪All I wanna do is see a woman's vagina (a naked woman's vagina)♫
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whiteoverblue ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] -checked
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Let's meet up
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Let's meet up
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emptysuperman (12/09/2015) [-] I like anime. And I'm not willing to lie and say that I don't to just to get to second base.
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mexifrenchie (12/09/2015) [-]
I meet all of these requirements, oh wait, you're saying you don't want any of these?... Oh alright.
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mechgeek (12/09/2015) [-] >You cannot be a virgin
>You cannot be autistic
And with that, anon cured all FunnyJunkers of their virginities and their autism. Because now FunnyJunkers cannot be a virgin or autistic every again, and there was peace amongst the faggots from that day onwards. All because based anon declared it.
>You cannot be autistic
And with that, anon cured all FunnyJunkers of their virginities and their autism. Because now FunnyJunkers cannot be a virgin or autistic every again, and there was peace amongst the faggots from that day onwards. All because based anon declared it.
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atheistzilla (12/09/2015) [-] i match everything accept i love one punch man.
gotta have priorities bitch
gotta have priorities bitch
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nickelakon ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] >Implying you wouldn't want to fondle a nice set of man tits
You must be some kind of faggot
You must be some kind of faggot
![Hi! Few things to start off with you =] 1. Yes I replied to you because you're a female Funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm sequel. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.](http://2static1.fjcdn.com/comments/Hi+few+things+to+start+off+with+you+1+_ab8da6e8f755e7a7ee7084f6a323e460.png)
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erotictentacle ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] You might as well go look somewhere else, we are not the lads you're looking for~
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soyfriedbryce ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
See, theres a problem with your plan here. I fit all those criteria. Except, since I fit all those criteria, why would I want to fondle you. You don't fit mine. **** outta here.
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PlagueDoctor ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] I fit all those but I am an 80cm bald midget. We cool?
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animesource ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
Average FJer is all of that and you want one that isn't any of that?
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fruitjuicedrink (12/09/2015) [-] Anime just isn't really my thing. Some stuff is good, like cowboy bebop, but most of it is kind of the same. Once again, some standouts like Miyazaki, but nothing worth me sticking around for. I hike. I like my friends, but they're all nerds. I'm outgoing and personable. But you're just an anon, and your breasts are probably just okay. I'm a foot guy, anyway.
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darksideofthebeast (12/09/2015) [-] all I want to do is cum on your face and then slap it off.
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secondfunction (12/09/2015) [-] >is a virgin
>loves anime
>never goes outside or has any friends
>is on the spectrum and ready for affection
>is very cringy
I think I have a great shot here guys
>loves anime
>never goes outside or has any friends
>is on the spectrum and ready for affection
>is very cringy
I think I have a great shot here guys
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comradewinter ONLINE (12/08/2015) [-]
Pretty sure the non-virgin part disqualifies most of FJ already. The rest are just adding insult to injury.
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ishallsmiteyou (12/08/2015) [-] I'm none of those things. Now I feel slightly better about myself.
