Burglar?. . SO I GET HOME AND THERE' S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE' S LIKE 'ALRIGHT MAN I DONT WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND
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Burglar?

SO I GET HOME AND THERE' S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND
HE' S LIKE 'ALRIGHT MAN I DONT WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF
DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY' AND I
****** ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE "OMB PLS NO I DON' T HAVE ANY
MONEY I' M ONLY 15" THEN HE WAS LIKE "NAH MAN PM JUST FUHKIN
WITH U I' M UR BROTHERS FRIEND HE' S IN THE SHOWER I' M JUST
WAITIN FOR HIM"
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#1 - flourospunk (08/18/2014) [+] (23 replies)
IF I'VE LEARNT ANYTHING FROM TUMBLR, IT'S THAT ALL CAPS MAKES EVERYTHING WAY MORE FUNNY
User avatar #11 - captinchikin (08/18/2014) [+] (6 replies)
A post from the oldest person on Tumblr, what a legend
User avatar #5 - antiponiesuser (08/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i've read the comments below. I've thumbed up number 1 and 4 because they got a point, and thumberd down the other 2 retarded faggots.

just FYI
#38 - mrjunebug (08/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
How is this funny? I'm not saying this in spite of Tumblr. It just seems like a cancerous annoyance Funnyjunk would've shunned like they did with 9Gag. I realize people have different tastes in humor.... but... How?
How is this funny? I'm not saying this in spite of Tumblr. It just seems like a cancerous annoyance Funnyjunk would've shunned like they did with 9Gag. I realize people have different tastes in humor.... but... How?
#50 - lazaman (08/18/2014) [-]
HAHAHA SO THIS ONE TIME SOMEHTING HAPPEND AND I CNT FUKN SPEL 4 						****					 LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLL, THEN I WAS LIKE LOL PATRIACRY AND THEN I SHAT MY PANTS AND CALLED IN AN GLOBLAR EAR STRIKE AND EVERYONE DIEDED BUT I WAS LIKE LOL JK IM A 						*******					 FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NONE OF THIS IS TRUEEEEEE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd!!!!!!111!1!11
HAHAHA SO THIS ONE TIME SOMEHTING HAPPEND AND I CNT FUKN SPEL 4 **** LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLL, THEN I WAS LIKE LOL PATRIACRY AND THEN I SHAT MY PANTS AND CALLED IN AN GLOBLAR EAR STRIKE AND EVERYONE DIEDED BUT I WAS LIKE LOL JK IM A ******* FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NONE OF THIS IS TRUEEEEEE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd!!!!!!111!1!11
User avatar #59 - acoustic (08/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This is funny how? How the hell did this get thumbs?
User avatar #6 - noneckcomics (08/18/2014) [-]
HE SAID GET ON THE GROUND AND I ALMOST THREW UP LOELELELEL
#62 - francisyorkmorgan (08/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Man, I was hoping that this story would turn out to be just some random guy who walked into their house to watch cartoons or some **** .

Then OP could join him, and two complete strangers would then become friends, and it would be an overall feel-good experience.

I'm disappointed in you tumblr .
#55 - blackermagic (08/19/2014) [-]
**blackermagic rolled image** that ***** right there
User avatar #21 - itumblr (08/18/2014) [+] (20 replies)
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO SCARE HER? DOES HE GET A SEXUAL REACTION FROM HER FEAR LIKE MOST MEN DO WHILE THEY RAPE AND USE THEIR DOMINANCE TO TURN THEM ON? DID HE FEEL DOMINANT THREATENING A LITTLE GIRL?
User avatar #53 to #21 - doctorcamden (08/19/2014) [-]
its from a dude's perspective. Ypu just made a biased gender based assumption, you privileged whore.
#57 - angelooo (08/19/2014) [-]
Why would you post this?
Why would you post this?
#40 - matexius (08/18/2014) [-]
I suppose <this< might be a ''bit'' obligatory...
#45 - frozenfish (08/18/2014) [-]
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#77 - psychadelicsnake (08/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
CAPS LOCK IS COOL,LOOK AT HOW COOL I AM, AM I YELLING OR TALKING EXCITEDLY?! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE I AM USING CAPS LOCK FOR CRUISE CONTROL
CAPS LOCK IS COOL,LOOK AT HOW COOL I AM, AM I YELLING OR TALKING EXCITEDLY?! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE I AM USING CAPS LOCK FOR CRUISE CONTROL
User avatar #67 - mrtwilightsparkle (08/19/2014) [-]
Why is this considered funny? If this were posted in the comments and not as Tumblr content, it would just get a coolstorybro.jpg.
#39 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
ALLCAPS MAKES YOU ALL SNAP!
User avatar #30 - galkawhm (08/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I CAN'T EVEN
#7 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
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