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#2 - immposibru (10/02/2015) [-]
God damn, that's the most happiest man I've ever seen.
User avatar #76 to #2 - dammriver (10/03/2015) [-]
OR, he was crying because he wanted a girl..
#134 to #2 - veryfahnyjokes (10/03/2015) [-]
I'm surprised how he immediately realized what she means. I'd be like: "what the **** are you talking about theres nothing in the oven bitch are you retarded"
User avatar #159 to #134 - psykobear (10/03/2015) [-]
She might've put a note in the oven. That's what I thought happened, but we can't see well enough.
#233 to #159 - anon (10/04/2015) [-]
There were pictures of the ultrasound.
User avatar #234 to #233 - blackscienceman (10/04/2015) [-]
Logging in strikes again.
#169 to #134 - activecouchpotato ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
there was probably a bun in the oven. Theres a saying or expression that is "I've got a bun in the oven". It means youre pregnant.
#204 to #169 - anon (10/03/2015) [-]
Thanks for explaining that man. I had no idea what this was about.
#4 to #2 - evilhomer [OP](10/02/2015) [-]
No, this is the most happiest man you've ever seen
User avatar #15 to #4 - cheesedreamer (10/02/2015) [-]
summer of 69 playing in the background just amplifys the happiness for me
User avatar #37 to #4 - fuckfacez (10/03/2015) [-]
I swear im not crying, I'm just sweating from my eyeballs
User avatar #91 to #4 - makethingsworse (10/03/2015) [-]
I'm 21 years old. The last thing I want to hear is the words "I'm pregnant". I can't wait for the day where I will want someone to say that to me.
User avatar #97 to #91 - xtrmbragnrytz (10/03/2015) [-]
What's ****** scarier is i heard my boss talking about how his 21 year old daughter is married with 2 kids and a 3rd on the way (and voluntarily too, not some "Oops" situation). like the **** is this **** ?
User avatar #126 to #97 - mion (10/03/2015) [-]
Some people have other priorities than others.
While some want to go out, party, maybe go to college and travel the world, others want to find their "soulmate" (if you believe in that, of course) at a young age and be married to him/her for as long as possible.
I mean, both ways are kind of appealing, to be honest.
User avatar #164 to #97 - myrtille ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
I have tons of friends like that. They just want to have kids. I have no ******* idea why, but they do. It was like their dream when they were little to just be a mom. It's madness.
#186 to #164 - anon (10/03/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**"Dear god people want to continue the human race this is madness!"



That's how I read your post.

PS:No disrespect I'm sure you're a staple to the human race but still... come on.
#213 to #186 - myrtille ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
Yep, pretty much hit the nail on the head.
User avatar #75 to #4 - wrocky (10/03/2015) [-]
what happened?
User avatar #77 to #75 - abnormalgames (10/03/2015) [-]
He just found out the person probably his daughter is having a child
#203 to #77 - anon (10/03/2015) [-]
What is description
User avatar #201 to #77 - mion (10/03/2015) [-]
Twas his wife. They don't have children yet, let's hope for their sake it'll work out this time
User avatar #175 to #4 - Koreawontletmefap (10/03/2015) [-]
That ****** face jesus christ
User avatar #18 - silvanyis (10/03/2015) [-]
hubs and i went through a late miscarriage before my current pregnancy.

7 months in and im still counting kicks, counting down days and obsessively going over any sign of preterm labor.

my heart goes out to this couple. i cant imagine all theyve been through.
#238 to #18 - anon (10/19/2015) [-]
youre baby is going to die faggot
User avatar #94 to #18 - slothboner (10/03/2015) [-]
Did you consume the fetus? or did they just throw it away
User avatar #223 to #94 - silvanyis (10/03/2015) [-]
wow, I logged in this morning to these comments and I have to say man:

Hell of a ******** . Enjoy those bleeding thumbs.
User avatar #227 to #223 - slothboner (10/03/2015) [-]
enjoy the dead baby, hope your next one dies too
User avatar #229 to #227 - silvanyis (10/03/2015) [-]
Seriously bro. 1/10.

Are you even trying at this point?
User avatar #230 to #229 - slothboner (10/03/2015) [-]
ive already won you cunt. how does it feel that your body is so **** you cant even support life?
User avatar #106 to #94 - slothboner (10/03/2015) [-]
Did you then dig your dead baby out of the trash and bang it?
User avatar #113 to #106 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
The ***** wrong with you mate
User avatar #231 to #113 - slothboner (10/03/2015) [-]
i was raped by jesus as a child
#124 to #106 - anon (10/03/2015) [-]
>when you think youre trolling but are just legitametly retarded
User avatar #123 to #106 - KBD ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
You're not even trolling you're just legitimately ******* autist
#145 to #123 - hazelnutqt (10/03/2015) [-]
Kind of insulting to autistic people but I digress
User avatar #137 to #106 - kandazz (10/03/2015) [-]
Ya're a ******* bastard asshole in the worst way, ya brick ******* cunt-brain.
User avatar #176 to #137 - slothboner (10/03/2015) [-]
good one lol
#132 to #106 - veryfahnyjokes (10/03/2015) [-]
If you keep being that edgy you might cut yourself.
#151 to #106 - theflyingdick (10/03/2015) [-]
I could like, atleast tolerate it if you say something funny but come on man. What the ****
User avatar #177 to #151 - slothboner (10/03/2015) [-]
It was just a fetus? it wasn't even alive
#180 to #177 - anon (10/03/2015) [-]
Do you have legit autism? jesus ******* christ
#162 to #106 - royaldingo (10/03/2015) [-]
mfw he's going all out
User avatar #185 to #106 - normiefag (10/03/2015) [-]
Le edgy 9th grade
User avatar #190 to #185 - slothboner (10/03/2015) [-]
I'm a senior in college you idiiot
#202 to #190 - drasticdragon (10/03/2015) [-]
That makes it worse.
User avatar #147 to #106 - epicralph (10/03/2015) [-]
Hey, **** you!





And that's all I have to say about that.
User avatar #200 to #193 - slothboner (10/03/2015) [-]
Thats my favorite show.
User avatar #210 to #207 - slothboner (10/03/2015) [-]
razerdude probably chopped up the dead baby with razors and then mouth ****** it.
User avatar #99 to #18 - klina (10/03/2015) [-]
*internet hug* the hardest roads often lead to the best places, you'll get there
User avatar #228 to #99 - silvanyis (10/03/2015) [-]
Thanks. We're really looking forward to meeting him!
User avatar #40 to #18 - saltyfries ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
I'm praying you don't end up having a me, I was born 2 weeks late (mom's a type 2 diabetic) and was a near 12lb. baby. I'm praying yours goes smooth as silk.
User avatar #42 to #40 - silvanyis (10/03/2015) [-]
Me too!

So far, we've 9 weeks left to go, he's gaining weight rapidly, and I can definitely feel the wear, but he's not super huge. We don't expect he'll get beyond 9 lbs.

It helps that I've been healthy this whole pregnancy too. No major symptoms or issues. I'm hoping to go to the hospital, bore the staff, my doula and my husband the whole time and go home sore, but happy!
User avatar #166 to #42 - themongoose (10/03/2015) [-]
Be sure to give us updates!

I'm sitting here in tears because of this video. I love when people have kids. Hope we get to meet yours
User avatar #225 to #166 - silvanyis (10/03/2015) [-]
hahaha I will. I figured we'd make a post when I delivered. Otherwise it just "Yup, still waiting."
User avatar #56 to #42 - zaxzwim (10/03/2015) [-]
well 2 more weeks and they'll be born closer to planned than i was, i was born 2 months early
User avatar #43 to #42 - saltyfries ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
do not be afraid to use drugs while in labor
User avatar #44 to #43 - silvanyis (10/03/2015) [-]
That's something I go back and forth on. I don't have anything against drugs, I don't think they'll harm me or the baby, it'd just limit my mobility and I'd like to be able to move up until it's time to actively push.

My birth plan is that I have a wide open one. If I find I want drugs, I'll let them know and in plenty of time. I plan to be extremely go-with-the-flow. I've met women who are very strict about what they want and feel the need to fight with the healthcare professionals, but in the end, I just want to get through it with the least damage to me, and a healthy baby. I don't care what else has to happen to make that happen.
User avatar #46 to #44 - saltyfries ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
also make sure to give your hubby hell and tell him YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!
User avatar #48 to #46 - silvanyis (10/03/2015) [-]
Hahaha! That's actually his worst nightmare. I wouldn't do that to him. We both wanted this child, and the one we lost. He already feels guilt I think because of some of the pain I do have now.
#50 to #48 - saltyfries ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
take advantage, make him feel as ****** as possible
User avatar #52 to #50 - silvanyis (10/03/2015) [-]
Nah. I'll make his life hard in other aspects, don't worry though. haha
User avatar #90 to #18 - burdenedsoul (10/03/2015) [-]
i hope you two have a happy, healthy baby

and don't you dare show him this site, i want that child to be successful in life

also, fun fact, i was born on 7/13 and i weighed 7 pounds, 13 ounces
User avatar #214 to #90 - AnomynousUser (10/03/2015) [-]
3/3/96 here
and 9-6=3
so it was 3/3/3
I'm half evil
#25 to #18 - dbBlues (10/03/2015) [-]
I hope everything goes well with your pregnancy! Got any name ideas?
User avatar #26 to #25 - silvanyis (10/03/2015) [-]
we're having a son, so Kenneth Daniel, after both our fathers who have passed.
User avatar #32 to #26 - Maroon ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
That's lame, you should name him Slagathor. Nobody ***** with Slagathor.
User avatar #35 to #32 - silvanyis (10/03/2015) [-]
We were considering Brosideon, king of the brocean, but we settled on something more traditional.

Although Kenneth Daniel only barely beat Krull the Warrior King in Hub's eyes ;)
User avatar #36 to #35 - Maroon ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
Your husband is a wise man
#38 to #35 - asotil ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
Name him Aganos

"The armies of Aramea crashed upon the war golems of Babylon like water against a mountainside. This is a task not meant for mortals..." Stoicles, 959 B.C.E
#114 to #32 - krazzykidd ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
It's three in the morning, and this has slain me. I will now name my first born Slagathor
#51 to #26 - xheanort (10/03/2015) [-]
My name is Daniel and i was born dec 8th, Damn close.
Hopes it goes smoothly!
#158 to #51 - anon (10/03/2015) [-]
I was born dec 9th!
User avatar #57 to #51 - thenoahgoesree (10/03/2015) [-]
that gif is amazing I've been staring at it for about 5 min now
User avatar #53 to #51 - silvanyis (10/03/2015) [-]
Happy soon birthday!

Btw, you ever feel like you missed out on an actual birthday celebration, with christmas so close?

We plan to have a small birthday every year, separate from christmas, and make christmas super special
User avatar #54 to #53 - xheanort (10/03/2015) [-]
Never missed a birthday till i was 13. Now that i think about it, I'm pretty amazed how my parents had time and money to bother with my birthday since we are 10 in the family.

I have 3 brothers and 4 sisters in case you wonder.

having a small birthday and a big christmas sounds amazing!
User avatar #226 to #54 - silvanyis (10/03/2015) [-]
Awesome
#21 to #18 - triene (10/03/2015) [-]
Well if you aren't lying, I'll pray for a healthy baby for you both.
User avatar #23 to #21 - silvanyis (10/03/2015) [-]
nope, not a lie. and thanks

we'll likely post a pic after i deliver, due the 6th!
User avatar #24 to #23 - silvanyis (10/03/2015) [-]
err, of december. dec 6th****
#17 - dominomnom (10/03/2015) [-]
that was beautiful man
#8 - cherubium (10/02/2015) [-]
I love you happy black man.
#1 - canichaikait (10/02/2015) [-]
The face he makes when he turns around warms my ******* heart.
User avatar #31 to #1 - sinonyx (10/03/2015) [-]
and then its awkward silence for 15 seconds...
User avatar #101 to #31 - molzy ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
Overwhelmed speechlessness is what I think you're looking for
User avatar #102 to #101 - sinonyx (10/03/2015) [-]
sure for the guy

and the wife just stares at him and mumbles something
User avatar #104 to #102 - molzy ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
She's recording his reaction and she wants to see/hear it? They're husband and wife they can't really be in an awkward situation with each other
User avatar #140 to #1 - sirformidio (10/03/2015) [-]
I love how he just swings around and he's like 'HELL YEAH.'
#131 to #1 - veryfahnyjokes (10/03/2015) [-]
The picture you attached gives everybody cancer.
#153 to #131 - canichaikait (10/03/2015) [-]
That's not very fahny.
#155 to #153 - veryfahnyjokes (10/03/2015) [-]
Posting anime isn't fahny. That's just sad.
#156 to #155 - canichaikait (10/03/2015) [-]
If you say so.
#198 to #131 - fabulousness (10/03/2015) [-]
Then a **** ton of people must love cancer you edgy faggot
#209 to #198 - veryfahnyjokes (10/03/2015) [-]
Along with their virginity you cunt.
#232 to #209 - fabulousness (10/03/2015) [-]
ahahahahhahahah
#27 - BrayBoy (10/03/2015) [-]
Thats awesome, I needed that kind of pick me up today
#12 - llamasattack (10/02/2015) [-]
I just hate how there's people like this who want a kid and deserve one and then there's other who have a **** ton of kids and just don't give a **** about them, but this video was touching
#3 - anon (10/02/2015) [-]
I was afraid for a moment she was gonna make it into a joke, things like this make me so happy.
User avatar #13 - diobrandolover (10/02/2015) [-]
She has the most soothing voice. Damn this man's happiness makes me tingly
#71 - thelastelephant ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
You know all those times when men aren't supposed to cry?

This isn't one of them. Congrats to both of them.
#149 - bioconstriculative (10/03/2015) [-]
>4 miscarriages and 1 stillborn

Holy **** , these ****** deserve a baby.
#30 - hamsterball (10/03/2015) [-]
stop, it feels too much.
#16 - zeebeejeebee (10/02/2015) [-]
good job man. you deserve this happiness.
#55 - Tailsfan (10/03/2015) [-]
man when he turned around i was just instantly happy.


how do i not have any other picture of someone smiling, what in the **** .
User avatar #60 to #55 - shekoru ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
i know where you got that........ and i like your preferences.
User avatar #62 to #60 - Tailsfan (10/03/2015) [-]
would love some source tho
User avatar #64 to #62 - shekoru ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
here you go man warning their is **** so just be wary of who is around you. You need to login to view this link
User avatar #66 to #64 - Tailsfan (10/03/2015) [-]
thanks man it being **** wont bother me much.
User avatar #61 to #60 - Tailsfan (10/03/2015) [-]
yea i too like funnyjunk
#178 - dangler ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
#194 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
Guys don't be happy for him, he's crying because he knows his life is over.
User avatar #217 to #194 - littlepuppeteer (10/03/2015) [-]
augustus knows whats up
#80 - ricobendimez ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
I especially enjoyed this because the same thing happened to my family. My mom had pretty much not put faith into my birth after having 10 pregnancies prior to me until I hit month 5 and it looked like I was sticking around C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER . (I am child number 3).
#67 - mitchimuss (10/03/2015) [-]
I CAME HERE TO LAUGH, DAMN YOU!
#92 - Byte ONLINE (10/03/2015) [-]
That's some spoopy joy right there.

But nah I actually felt a tingle of emotion when the guy started crying with joy
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