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#15 - runswithspoon (04/28/2014) [-]
He sacrificed his own eyesight to heal the blind man. that is so beautiful
#18 to #15 - lazaman (04/28/2014) [-]
It's people like you that make me proud.
#21 to #20 - lazaman (04/28/2014) [-]
No
No
User avatar #1 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #2 to #1 - angrybarts (04/28/2014) [-]
Chicken butt
#3 to #2 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
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User avatar #57 to #2 - bongoboon (04/29/2014) [-]
This is the best joke i've ever read in my life
User avatar #6 - ghostyogurt (04/28/2014) [-]
That actually happens with 80% of the bums around here they all take turns and they all carry brand new cellphones and are loaded
User avatar #7 to #6 - thesuperxl (04/28/2014) [-]
Don't you mean gypsies?

******* gypsies
User avatar #14 to #7 - DmOnZ (04/28/2014) [-]
Awww man **** Gypsies. Some of them in Italy will kidnap babies from an orphanage, hand them to tourists and steal their wallets or bags. Then the tourist is left their holding a ******* baby as a gypsie ******* waddles their disease ridden ass out of sight with their valuables.

******* gypsies
User avatar #17 to #14 - bjornkrage ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
I've seen them wander around Berlin with either a child holding a sign in english explaining why they're oh so unlucky, blatantly begging for money, or holding the sign themselves and having the child try to steal your wallet.

******* gypsies
User avatar #29 to #17 - Maroon ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
In America they mostly run insurance scams
User avatar #30 to #29 - toosexyforyou (04/28/2014) [-]
They also steal from college campuses open to the public.
User avatar #62 to #17 - fuckingtrolls (04/29/2014) [-]
One time while I was walking my lab a group of those ************* came up to me and demanded I give him to them because they said that labs are gypsy dogs and apparently belong to them. When I said no they broke into my house and just straight out tried to take him, when one of the diseased ridden ***** got bit they called the cops and tried to have him put down.

******* gypsies
#69 to #62 - airforceman (04/29/2014) [-]
I had sex with a woman who wandered into town and she vanished the next day.

******* gypsies
User avatar #32 to #7 - froggets (04/28/2014) [-]
We have tons of them here in Norway, and where I live, Bergen!
They literally make more money that people with proper jobs, police earn less then them in a year... ******* unbelievable, one of them got caught driving his new BMW, people took pictures of him, posted them on facebook, started a group and now we don't see him that much anymore
#19 - brisineo (04/28/2014) [-]
Except this is an actual thing.   
   
There are hobos that literally make more than minimum wage by going in shifts sitting at a local intersection and panhandling for a few hours before switching off to the next guy to cash it in the bank.   
   
My dad's in charge of the local mall and he has to deal with these people all the time.  It's rather sad how the actual panhandlers are getting run out by them.   
   
>mfw I see someone stop and give a panhandler a $100 bill then watch as the panhandler picks up his stuff, goes to a local parking lot and drives off in a brand new BMW.
Except this is an actual thing.

There are hobos that literally make more than minimum wage by going in shifts sitting at a local intersection and panhandling for a few hours before switching off to the next guy to cash it in the bank.

My dad's in charge of the local mall and he has to deal with these people all the time. It's rather sad how the actual panhandlers are getting run out by them.

>mfw I see someone stop and give a panhandler a $100 bill then watch as the panhandler picks up his stuff, goes to a local parking lot and drives off in a brand new BMW.
User avatar #23 to #19 - leadfacial (04/28/2014) [-]
OK I call ******** , a BMW? I think you'd need a way higher pay grade than panhandling to get that let alone keep it, that or panhandler has been saving up since day one and hasnt eaten anything until he has that car. IDK where people get this ridiculous idea that if ur faking being hobo you're actually a millionaire
User avatar #25 to #23 - brisineo (04/28/2014) [-]
It's not individual, that's the thing. It's a job to them. They take the funds, pay to a higher individual who tells them where to go, they get a set salary back and apparently get some additional benefits, several police officers told me. They said they actually had arrested one when he was trying to deposit $3,000 into his bank account from a week's worth of pay.

It's rather amazing how good of a system they got. Of course, where I live doesn't help, being one of the places that has the record for most money given to panhandlers in the USA. Police are campaigning to give them food and water instead of money to deter this.
User avatar #26 to #25 - leadfacial (04/28/2014) [-]
OK i didn't get that there was a business structure to it (like higher ups and w/e) ok that makes more sense if they're organized like that, and that food and water thing is a good idea actually, if u need to spend less money on stuff like that then they have a better chance of using to be more successful and can save it.
My abd on sounding dickish I just hate the whole "herp derp if being a hobo is so bad get a job herp derp" argument
User avatar #27 to #23 - inanimateobject (04/28/2014) [-]
Panhandling is untaxed money, bud. You've been sitting out there for half an hour and someone drops you an $100 dollar bill, well **** . You just made more than the poor **** working the till at mcdicks.
User avatar #28 to #27 - leadfacial (04/28/2014) [-]
WHO THE HELL GIVES A HOBO 100$!!!!!???? are you people made of money?!?!?!
1. no1 gives a hobo 100$ right off the bat if they're actually poor or not cuz if i was in that situation and that much just dropped into my pants i definetly would not spend that on something productive
2. If that does happen, I think they would only get that lucky once in a very long time, if you give them 100$ just like that then thats your fault
User avatar #34 to #19 - Shiny ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
Well, that's capitalism for you. Supply and demand.
User avatar #55 to #19 - gardenmanly (04/29/2014) [-]
One of those guys tried getting money out of me
I was on a date with my now ex gf and he stopped us dating how cute of a couple we were. Talked to us for a bit saying how happy we looked together
Then came out and asked me for money saying he was a homeless, only earlier I saw him checking his cell phone, so I told him flat out to **** off because I was mad at him trying to get money out of me when I was in debt and had to save up for weeks just to take my gf out to the aquarium
He looked pissed but walked away, but my gf wasn't happy with me for "turning my back on the homeless"
User avatar #56 to #55 - gardenmanly (04/29/2014) [-]
"Stopped us, saying how cute of a couple we were "

Sorry, I should proof read
#12 to #4 - joens (04/28/2014) [-]
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#22 - maxiscool (04/28/2014) [-]
They actually do this though. At least in the Twin Cities (MN if you're wondering). They sit out on a corner holding a sign and they literally take shifts. Sometimes they have kids do it and they swap the kids out really fast trying to avoid people seeing it. They also make like 200-500 dollars a day depending on the corner. so yeah!
#45 to #22 - radeckal (04/28/2014) [-]
See something about Minnesota swell with pride.
But then realize how bad and negative it is and start crying
User avatar #8 - toggme (04/28/2014) [-]
sauce pls
#60 - tackyface (04/29/2014) [-]
I'm 99% sure that that's Mikhail Kalashnikov, inventor of the AK-47
User avatar #61 to #60 - headlesspoodle (04/29/2014) [-]
but he isn't black
User avatar #63 to #61 - mangostormlegend (04/29/2014) [-]
Russians:
>dislike blacks
>created greatest *********** device known to nigkind
User avatar #64 to #63 - headlesspoodle (04/29/2014) [-]
it all makes sense now
User avatar #44 - SinniS (04/28/2014) [-]
i seen a report about people doing this in NYC, this one lady would pretend to have issues with her back while wearing rags when begging but later she would get into cab back to her home area and would walk out of the cab just fine.
#9 - anon (04/28/2014) [-]
I ******* hate that people do this **** . There are people in actual need out there, and these ******** screw things up for them.
User avatar #47 - peyko (04/28/2014) [-]
Someone have source?
User avatar #43 - thebritishguy (04/28/2014) [-]
I went to Italy, Florence, there were loads of people doing these kinds of shenanigans, I remember one women who would act like she was taking care of a baby but if you looked closely it was just a realistic doll, then there was a guy who wore horrible clothes and no shoes but then when he was in the toilet he pulled out the new iphone and called hi friends, I loved it when the locals shouted at them "Vaffanculo!" ( **** off)
User avatar #38 - kennyh (04/28/2014) [-]
He is sooooo going home to blog about that while sipping starbuxs.
#37 - rapathazar (04/28/2014) [-]
I am willing to recognize that this is a real thing and when it is it is bad but considering this says prank I'm assuming the whole thing is a setup, which I think is way worse. That guy who you just "pranked" lost some faith in humanity (a precious recourse in our modern age) and now the next time he sees a homeless man, especially a blind one, he will think "probably just another one of those faking bastards" and the world becomes a slightly more closed off and cold place. **** this prank. **** those fake bums. **** real bums that pull this **** . **** people who see this as a good excuse to ignore the poor and homeless. **** everything slowly
User avatar #51 to #37 - dambusta (04/28/2014) [-]
i kinda get what your saying but i'm sure thats taking it a bit far, i mean they probably came up to him and congradulated him or something, besides its not like e thinks every time he see's a homeless man it will be like this,

now to an important topic, where did you get that image, it is awesome and i must have the source
User avatar #72 to #51 - rapathazar (04/29/2014) [-]
Maybe if they told the guy, but considering he was part of a large crowd, any number of which this could apply too, and wasn't directly effected in a way that required explaining, like on punk'd I doubt they chased him and everyone else down to explain. Plus a lot of people don't help the homeless. Step right over them. Giving such a justification would aid that easily. And sorry, if I had sauce I would have posted it as content and sauced the description. I also got it as a comment picture.
User avatar #67 to #37 - kinginyellow (04/29/2014) [-]
Well if he really cares he should speak up and say something, instead he just walks away.
User avatar #71 to #67 - rapathazar (04/29/2014) [-]
It's even if its not worth starting a fighting a bum to him, it still looked like it rekt any belief he might have that the homeless are just regular people having a hard time.
#65 - kinginyellow (04/29/2014) [-]
I still find it funny and just sad seeing these pranks and the people in them start to mutter to themselves or make a big fuss for a couple seconds out of earshot, but never even do anything. Seriously if that guy really gave a **** he might actually speak out to the guy trying to get a handout, hell if he weren't in an area with other people I doubt he'd do more than shrug, people just like to sound like they care by talking angry or maybe swearing lightly, then walk away instead of doing anything.

And yes I know it's a prank, but that doesn't change the fact that he's reacting as if he thinks it's real.
#58 - anon (04/29/2014) [-]
Mumbai homeless are so hard core, they literally, I **** you not, amputate their non-dominant hand in order get more charity. homeless women swap babies and beg in shifts. there are like, whole rackets and **** . its ******* crazy.
#59 to #58 - anon (04/29/2014) [-]
If you're obviously a foreigner, they ******* SWARM your ass. I had like 10 kids and "young mothers" all begging from me at once outside this temple.
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#11 - pokeluigi (04/28/2014) [-]
My Grandpa knew a homeless man who owned a ferarri
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