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User avatar #4 - ablakguy (01/10/2016) [-]
I say we entrap him in a reinforced fiberglass prison either way underground or suspended high above the ground.
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#17 to #4 - godofchaos (01/10/2016) [-]
It seems that you have confused him with ******* Magneto
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#32 to #17 - prozack (01/10/2016) [-]
El Magno
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User avatar #43 to #32 - anametoremember (01/10/2016) [-]
But...magneto is already a word in spanish. "El Magneto" would be fine.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - SuperSixONE ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Sounds like Chapo though
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#53 to #43 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Except is not.
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User avatar #67 to #53 - zergiel ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Except it is. Latin american fag here, Magneto means exactly the same in spanish as in english: a permanent magnet electrical generator.
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User avatar #34 to #17 - ablakguy (01/10/2016) [-]
A lot of people in Mexico are romanticizing this guy for whatever reason. I say we set an example. A very confusing one that will cost a lot of money.
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User avatar #38 to #34 - italianfrosttroll (01/10/2016) [-]
Why confuse?
To set a good example we could bring back the gallows.
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User avatar #64 to #38 - Shiny ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
All that says is "we are barbarians and our opinions are stupid". A good message takes nuance. Something that settles in your head.
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User avatar #2 - Fjcf (01/10/2016) [-]
Actually, the US is also asking for him to be extradited.
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User avatar #20 to #2 - kungfuchedder (01/10/2016) [-]
It doesn't matter where we put him.
He'll could be locked up on the ******* moon and his Mexican engineers would still build him a tunnel to Chicago.
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#42 to #20 - sweatanus (01/10/2016) [-]
If el chapo touch u.s.a. he is ****** . He cant bribe outside of México, its the same history for Pablo Escobar, he didnt wanted to be extradited because he would loose control of everything.

When they capture el chapo its just a plain smokescreen for other things that México gobernment have to deal with without ppl noticing. El chapo was never in danger, its just a circus for the stupid people.
pardon my english compadres
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User avatar #1 - thebluedream ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
This is clearly a trap to get the Trumperor we must protect
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#10 - mattymc (01/10/2016) [-]
He's going to ADX Florence, no one has ever escaped from it.

Your move El Chapo
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#16 to #10 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, it is not that he is a ******* mastermind at escaping prisons, it is that our prisons are filled with a bunch of corrupt cunts that don't hesitate to "look to the other side" or even actively help him escape.
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User avatar #24 to #16 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
He's not a mastermind. He has tons of money and strong connections. Having some dudes tunnel underneath his cell is not really the plan a mastermind would come up with. It's pretty simple **** .
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User avatar #27 to #10 - rockamekishiko (01/10/2016) [-]
In the last escape, they made a mile long tunnel, he sent his engineers to Germany to receive better training, they equipped a rail-mounted bike which was modified to operate in the low-oxygen environment of the tunnel. It was estimated to cost around $1,000,000.
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#29 to #27 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
who knew what you could be capable of when you traffick drugs in a country that is the modern day equivalent of Mad Max
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#11 to #10 - comradewinter ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Yet.
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#13 to #10 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
I googled that prison.
This is the cells apparently.
Lol get ****** .
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User avatar #14 to #13 - kibuza (01/10/2016) [-]
God damn. Making the sink / toilet / fountain all one unit just seems to add insult to injury.

Not that it isn't perfectly justified in this case.
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User avatar #26 to #14 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
That's pretty basic in a lot of prisons and jails in America actually. It's not so bad, it's literally just a toilet and then above where the tank is, you have a sink deep enough to fill up the plastic mug they give you for drinking.
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User avatar #19 to #14 - valintina (01/10/2016) [-]
Eases up on installation of pipes. Now instead of having to put pipes into three different appliances, you are just putting a pipe into an appliance that does all three.

Actually makes it easier, and costs less.
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#22 to #19 - installation (01/10/2016) [-]
Yes, escape onto my pipe baby.
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#60 to #13 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I laughed when I read the description by the TV, but I'm sure they understand it's rather unjust torture.
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#23 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
He's broken out of their prisons multiple times and they realize that with his connections and power they don't have the ability to hold him. Whereas we have supermax prisons and the ****** will die in a concrete room with no hope for every seeing freedom again. Mexico is legit admitting that we can handle **** better than them and people are complaining that someone ****** is coming to our country to die alone. Whatever.
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User avatar #46 to #23 - SirSheepy (01/10/2016) [-]
If the USA knows one thing, it's prisons.
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User avatar #48 to #46 - holycrapimacupcake (01/10/2016) [-]
If we don't want you to escape, you ain't gonna escape. Armed guards at all times on the walls, in the walls, outside the walls, dogs, electric fences,some prisoners are snitches and will stop others from escaping.
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User avatar #30 to #23 - Warcom ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
You know, it could be that the Mexican prisons are incompetent....or it may have something to do with the fact that members of his cartel would kidnap the guards children or wife and threaten to decapitate them if the guard didnt turn a blind eye
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User avatar #55 to #30 - sketchysketchist ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
That and some guards are totally cool with El chapo.
Mexicans praise the drug lords for being more helpful to the people than the Mexican Government.
That place is ******* corrupt as **** , and I still don't understand why my mom has fond memories of that ******** .
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User avatar #71 to #55 - rockamekishiko (01/11/2016) [-]
that's cuz she is not having fond memories of the authorities, or the economy, but rather family and friends
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User avatar #73 to #71 - sketchysketchist ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I've considered that too, but she frequently informs me that her family and friends were **** .

Not in the sense that all mexicans are bad, but my mom was born into an area full of people who treated her like **** . (I.E. Parents abandoned her, guys tried to rape/molest her, friends weren't there for her when she needed them, ect. )
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User avatar #74 to #73 - rockamekishiko (01/11/2016) [-]
idk man. Where i'm from in mexico is a pretty nice city
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User avatar #75 to #74 - sketchysketchist ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I unfortunately grew up in the U.S, so I don't have any personal experiences from mexico.
But the way my mom describes it, it looks nice and it's possible to have good times but the people are **** (At least, the people she was surrounded by).
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User avatar #56 to #55 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
maybe because things got ****** with the push on the war on drugs? and its not ruled by drug lords in all regions, it's very here and there
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User avatar #59 to #56 - sketchysketchist ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Is that really what caused it to go to **** ?

Well, I'm not sure if it's all of mexico, but there's so any regions corrupted that you can't drive around without getting shot for being a drug mule for competition.
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User avatar #61 to #59 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
well i mean poorer countries are more predisposed to corruption than richer ones, but for mexico's current dis-balance of control it's the drug war that's made cartels so rich and powerful. The first big cartels were Colombian back in 80s but ever since Raegan the war on drugs has been basically letting these cartels become super billionaires in mexico which in turn has let them take control of entire towns
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User avatar #65 to #61 - sketchysketchist ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
It never ceases to amaze me how hard Ronald Reagan managed to **** **** up for everyone.

Kinda makes me wish they'd decriminalize drugs in the U.S and people would treat drug addicts as victims/idiots who made a mistake. Making it possible for drug addicts to get their fix from a trained professional, who gives them smaller and smaller doses and therapy until they can finally get off the stuff while taking away the billions from Cartels.
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User avatar #66 to #65 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
i completely agree. one day man, one day
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User avatar #68 to #66 - sketchysketchist ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
Probably not soon.
People tend to react in shock in you say drug use shouldn't be punished.
They assume you want to be allowed to use drugs, and then bring up a slipper slope argument.
Then bring up all the negatives about even trying to regulate drugs. (Oh, someone who can get it will go out and sell it for cheap to someone else. Or that's going to cost taxpayers a lot of money! Or that's going to make a lot of people in the DEA lose their jobs!!!)
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User avatar #69 to #68 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
sooner than you think i believe, marijuana legalization will be global within the next decade or so (maybe even sooner) after that i believe the rest will follow a path of decriminalization or perhaps even recreational legalization. I honestly see the whole situation being fixed in my lifetime
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User avatar #70 to #69 - sketchysketchist ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
True.

Though I think it'll be around the end of your lifetime.
When all the idiots running **** now are dead, and the more reasonable young people take over and make better choices. Of course, we're doomed if the young people are all SJW's.
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#6 - Zaxplab (01/10/2016) [-]
We got 'im, Reagan. It wasn't all in vain.
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#33 - stoatsmcgoats (01/10/2016) [-]
>el gato
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User avatar #21 - AnomynousUser (01/10/2016) [-]
If he gets sent to Cali, he'll be walking free with government benefits and an opportunity to vote for the next election.
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User avatar #62 to #21 - durkadurka (01/10/2016) [-]
This is truer than it should be and that hurts.
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User avatar #37 to #21 - donatelo ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
We get it, your voting for trump.
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User avatar #47 to #37 - numbmind (01/10/2016) [-]
We get it your voting for bernie...
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User avatar #57 to #47 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
??
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#36 to #21 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
They're sending him to ADX Florence in Colorado
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User avatar #50 to #36 - frenzyhero (01/10/2016) [-]
Oh god colorado?
I'd kill myself in my own home, let alone a cell
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User avatar #45 to #36 - thegoblingamer ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Way to ruin his completely idiotic point, anon. sheesh
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#5 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
And then the US sets him free to run the Drug Cartel once again and make more money
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User avatar #41 - commoncrunch (01/10/2016) [-]
Does anyone have that one screencap from 4chan detailing how Trump would officiate his inauguration by publicly executing El Chapo?
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#7 - vladi (01/10/2016) [-]
Don't worry America, he'll be gone soon enough.
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#8 to #7 - chokebee (01/10/2016) [-]
Hej! Vladi-boy! Yer don with dat you-kraine yet?
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User avatar #9 to #8 - vladi (01/10/2016) [-]
Nah, it's pretty nice there. I think I'm going to stay just a little while longer. Besides, I have Syria to worry about at the moment.
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#31 - kmichel (01/10/2016) [-]
One step closer to getting Trump...
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#15 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Heh. I laughed a little.
Mentally.
But yeah chaps, we aren't extraditing him. There's some legal ******** about his case that needs to be solved first. My guess is that they'll let a rival cartel kill him in prison and it is 'murica the one that's asking us for him to be extradited
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#58 - donfailed ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm an idiot. Please explain how bad of an idea just killing him would be
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User avatar #72 to #58 - rockamekishiko (01/11/2016) [-]
because it would heat things up more
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User avatar #63 to #58 - funbaggy (01/10/2016) [-]
Because then we wouldn't be the better people or some ******** like that.
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#3 - luderudecrude (01/10/2016) [-]
god I hope he slips his cage again, **** I hope that's the plan to get him close to trump. let the feds hand deliver him to the states so he doesn't have to sneak across the border. Escape again and go take trump the **** out
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#54 - thegazz (01/10/2016) [-]
That dude on the right might want to adjust his helmet.
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#52 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
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User avatar #51 - revolvingocelot (01/10/2016) [-]
i remember he said something like he'd pay people to hide him here in el paso
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#40 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
hell get out my ***** chapo es el presidente viva la cartel de sinaloa
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