Bs breakup lines. I didn't realize how true this was until I read the ones I've used.. Total BS Breakup Lines fen deserve better." “I deserve better." We' re te break up BS lines Truth FWB lololol heehee hue
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Bs breakup lines

I didn't realize how true this was until I read the ones I've used.

Total BS Breakup Lines
fen deserve better." “I deserve better."
We' re tee seine.‘ "fee bore me."
lien in dont get ytte."
Tatt not ready fer the real thing.‘
tenure yen Ire s Mend."
l just den' t went yen.”
This Isn’ t the real ."
Yen doth really turn me en.‘
crushing on a coworker]
I wish I didn' t have to
have this ''
You' re a drag."
1 need to teens can my career.‘
I wish it eould have
worked out between us.''
n den' t went to and yen bank.‘
Were inst at defferent
new in our lives.‘
My feelings fer yen are m intense.
they were me.‘
My feelings fer we are
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#30 - angelusprimus (05/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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"i'm sorry, I really tried, but I just can't take the cheating and the lying in this relationship anymore..."
"But I never cheated or lied to you!"
"I know."
#1 - Smashyy (04/30/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Good thing i have never been in a relationship to hear that BS, right?
#5 - minelava (04/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
"You gave me herpes"

Translation please.
User avatar #16 - nagasadow (04/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
"Its not you, its me."
User avatar #22 to #16 - bigjinfinity (04/30/2014) [-]
Translation: It's 100% you
#24 - pappathethird (04/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Well ofc you say these things. You don't break up with people because they're unhappy. You break up because you're unhappy. You just don't tell them that to their face out of respect for all the time you shared together. I know people are full of crap, but sometimes it's just about not hurting people's feelings more than necessary.    
   
Still funny tho
Well ofc you say these things. You don't break up with people because they're unhappy. You break up because you're unhappy. You just don't tell them that to their face out of respect for all the time you shared together. I know people are full of crap, but sometimes it's just about not hurting people's feelings more than necessary.

Still funny tho
#11 - pixeldestruction (04/30/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I would hope that if someone broke up with me If I ever end up in a relationship that they would give it to me straight. There's no need to spare feelings, if you're going to break up with something at least have the decency to be honest. No need for ******** excuses - if you stop loving someone, then you stop loving them. It's quite simple really.
#26 to #11 - Bacabed ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
You may not want that bro. Back in high school my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me very suddenly, through a text. She said that she never really loved me and stopped having any romantic feelings for me about 6 months before she ended things (which meant she didn't love me when I lost my virginity to her) and that she just stayed with me because the guy she really liked hadn't shown her any interest. He recently had and that's why she left me. Did I like the honesty? I guess it beats a cliche but, at the same time, the whole experience has made it hard for me to trust anyone. So I'd say keep it honest, but not completely candid. "I'm leaving you for someone else" is one thing "I'm leaving you for someone else who I've been nailing for a while and he finally decided he's ready to commit" is a whole different story.
#133 - doctordick (05/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You are the best actor I know --------------------------------> You have no oscar.
You are the best actor I know --------------------------------> You have no oscar.
User avatar #109 - parrotey (05/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
At least they all got a breakup line. My last girlfriend and I were having a long distance relationship, and she ended up seeing some new guy and basically stopped talking to me and blocked any way that I could contact her. She came back asking to be just friends when she found out that I was dating a new girl almost an year later.
User avatar #111 to #109 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
....what a ******* cunt.
#100 - slippowich (05/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
You slept with my sister you piece of 						****					. Translation?
You slept with my sister you piece of **** . Translation?
User avatar #44 - chaoticlaw ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
"I've found someone else."


"I have found multiple other people that are better than you in almost every way."
#58 - walmartysnextghost (05/01/2014) [+] (6 replies)
ITT: worst ways you've dumped a girl. I'll start.
"I didn't really want to date you because I thought you'd be crazy, but I figured I should give it a shot. That was a poor decision on my part"
#103 - mynameiswut (05/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
So what does "I need time" translate to? i got dumped a few hours ago with this 						*******					 line
So what does "I need time" translate to? i got dumped a few hours ago with this ******* line
User avatar #104 to #103 - thirdjess (05/01/2014) [-]
It's either the same definition as 'I need space' or they're genuinely confused as **** and they need a breather to think about your relationship, does the good outweigh the bad and so on.
User avatar #17 - applezachs ONLINE (04/30/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I was broken up with yesterday so this was hard to read, but its nice that the line used wasn't on here
#162 - ttubkcid (05/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
But is there any way to say the last one without sounding like you pretend to live in a daytime soap opera?
But is there any way to say the last one without sounding like you pretend to live in a daytime soap opera?
#139 - kalbex (05/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Bunch of ******* pussy's
There are two sides.

The people that are trying to find a perfect person
and you losers that cling to the first person that gives u attention
well ******* sorry u don't make the cut
Grow up and move on. Don't whine about it on a website that's dedicated to being. . .funny
User avatar #95 - Whetstone (05/01/2014) [-]
"We were a friendship that decided to take a step beyond that but never should have" I'm glad she was honest with me though.
#79 - givememoarpony (05/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
and then the 'le friendzone' people will come along, sharing their ******** experiences
User avatar #92 to #79 - needyneurotic (05/01/2014) [-]
this made me happy
#14 - cuteee (04/30/2014) [-]
That last one
That last one
#118 - acask (05/01/2014) [+] (11 replies)
tis is what i said when i broke up with my ex
completely agree with this
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