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Bs breakup lines. I didn't realize how true this was until I read the ones I've used.. Total BS Breakup Lines fen deserve better." “I deserve better." We' re te

I didn't realize how true this was until I read the ones I've used.

Total BS Breakup Lines
fen deserve better." “I deserve better."
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Tatt not ready fer the real thing.‘
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This Isn’ t the real ."
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I wish I didn' t have to
have this ''
You' re a drag."
1 need to teens can my career.‘
I wish it eould have
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Were inst at defferent
new in our lives.‘
My feelings fer yen are m intense.
they were me.‘
My feelings fer we are
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #30 - angelusprimus
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(05/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by mrgoodlove
"i'm sorry, I really tried, but I just can't take the cheating and the lying in this relationship anymore..."
"But I never cheated or lied to you!"
"I know."
User avatar #113 to #30 - turbodoosh
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(05/01/2014) [-]
Scotty's gotta go
User avatar #173 to #113 - novren
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(05/01/2014) [-]
but he doesn't know
#66 to #30 - odytoboman
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(05/01/2014) [-]
Eurotrip.
Eurotrip.
User avatar #1 - Smashyy
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(04/30/2014) [-]
Good thing i have never been in a relationship to hear that BS, right?
#50 to #1 - skorchy
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(05/01/2014) [-]
Hahaha hey me too!
And now I'm sad again...
User avatar #2 to #1 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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(04/30/2014) [-]
Wanna be in a relationship with me?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Smashyy
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(04/30/2014) [-]
so you can end up using those lines on me?! and.. i am a guy
User avatar #6 to #3 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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(04/30/2014) [-]
What?! Nooo.... I would never! As long as you have a hole, we're good
User avatar #8 to #6 - Smashyy
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(04/30/2014) [-]
You know.. i love you, so much, but like a friend.. i think you deserve better mrgoodlove, someone who's way better than me, i don't want to hold you back, it's just that, sometimes you don't get me, i wish it could have worked between us, but i need space, and time to focus on my career, we are too alike, me and you, you know? but i guess in the end i wasn't ready for the real thing.. we are just at different points in our lives, "my feelings for you are so intense they scare me" i couldn't find a use for this
User avatar #9 to #8 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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(04/30/2014) [-]
You son of a bitch! This is why you've never been in a relationship. You hurt people before you really get to know them.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Smashyy
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(04/30/2014) [-]
Am not sorry
#27 to #10 - vorarephilia
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#4 to #1 - kingpinkie
Reply +19 123456789123345869
(04/30/2014) [-]
Damn right! It hurts more when you're actually with someone
Cause faggoty feelings
#5 - minelava
Reply +132 123456789123345869
(04/30/2014) [-]
"You gave me herpes"

Translation please.
User avatar #28 to #5 - Smashyy
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(04/30/2014) [-]
i love you
User avatar #68 to #5 - psychoticcaleb
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(05/01/2014) [-]
I gave you gonorrhea.
#99 to #5 - anon id: 890e6ecf
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(05/01/2014) [-]
"you're bad for me but I can't get rid of you"
User avatar #174 to #5 - beardman
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(05/01/2014) [-]
You gave me herpes
User avatar #7 to #5 - mrgoodlove [OP]
Reply +34 123456789123345869
(04/30/2014) [-]
You are like an infectious disease in my life and I need ointment to get rid of you
User avatar #16 - nagasadow
Reply +24 123456789123345869
(04/30/2014) [-]
"Its not you, its me."
#65 to #16 - cawpikolo
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(05/01/2014) [-]
"It's not me, It's you."
User avatar #22 to #16 - bigjinfinity
Reply +85 123456789123345869
(04/30/2014) [-]
Translation: It's 100% you
User avatar #150 to #22 - thepollock
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(05/01/2014) [-]
You're using the its not you, its me?
I Invented Its not you its me! IF its anyone, ITS ME!
#24 - pappathethird
Reply +43 123456789123345869
(04/30/2014) [-]
Well ofc you say these things. You don't break up with people because they're unhappy. You break up because you're unhappy. You just don't tell them that to their face out of respect for all the time you shared together. I know people are full of crap, but sometimes it's just about not hurting people's feelings more than necessary.    
   
Still funny tho
Well ofc you say these things. You don't break up with people because they're unhappy. You break up because you're unhappy. You just don't tell them that to their face out of respect for all the time you shared together. I know people are full of crap, but sometimes it's just about not hurting people's feelings more than necessary.

Still funny tho
#43 to #24 - xcoreyx
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(05/01/2014) [-]
Well you know there's also this crazy thing called honesty that people generally use when talking to someone they give a **** about. If you want to show respect for someone then tell them how you really feel.
User avatar #81 to #43 - funnychunk
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(05/01/2014) [-]
'Hey, I know, all this time we had together was great. We loved and lifed and had so much fun! But actually, I just think you are beneath me, so **** all the happy times we spent together and goodbye.'

When you really love someone, you don't want to hurt his/her feelings.
You don't tell your kid his school play sucked and you would have rather repeatedly hit your pinky toe against the edge of a table than watch a bunch of ten-year-olds stutter and fail on stage.

Some things you lie about. White lies and such.
#82 to #81 - xcoreyx
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(05/01/2014) [-]
Honesty =/= assholery
You can say how you feel without being a dick about it, even if it's something negative.
User avatar #98 to #24 - iridium
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(05/01/2014) [-]
There's a way to do it tactfully though while not being ********. "I just don't think we're right for each other." It's to the point, gives a reason and settles it.
#11 - pixeldestruction
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(04/30/2014) [-]
I would hope that if someone broke up with me If I ever end up in a relationship that they would give it to me straight. There's no need to spare feelings, if you're going to break up with something at least have the decency to be honest. No need for ******** excuses - if you stop loving someone, then you stop loving them. It's quite simple really.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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(04/30/2014) [-]
I've gone the honest route, but it's not always that simple for other people. I'm just a brutally honest guy. My friend has been trying to find a way to break up with his gf for a few months now.
#13 to #12 - pixeldestruction
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(04/30/2014) [-]
Speaking as a girl, I think would find it easiest if someone said "I don't love you any more, I think it would be easier if we went our separate ways. I don't wan't this to be an ugly breakup and I still want to be friends" (Omit the "friends" part as appropriate)
I know it isn't one size its all so this may not work for him. People are strong though - it's easier to take a knock like that, as opposed to thinking there is something you can do to "win them back"
When I told a friend I liked him, he said "you're my housemate - it'd be weird" It would have been easier if he'd said "I just don't feel about you that way" but stupidly, I thought I still had a chance with him.
I don't know - I've rambled on for ages and probably not made much sense - but I respect guys like you - brutal honesty is refreshing.
User avatar #15 to #13 - mrgoodlove [OP]
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(04/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's the problem with beating around the bush. It gives the other person a false hope of a possible future relationship. It sounds harsh, but you have to diminish any sense of that hope when you're breaking up or even telling someone you don't want to be in a relationship with them. The honest route isn't always easier, but it's definitely better.
User avatar #167 to #11 - thijsofbodom
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(05/01/2014) [-]
breaking up with someone straight is not fun to do, you feel even more guilty for doing it then when you lie to that person about the reason you're breaking up

and if she's just crazy as **** be carefull and you may be able to become ******** later but that rarely ever happens. (I know a guy who had this happen to him)
#26 to #11 - Bacabed
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(04/30/2014) [-]
You may not want that bro. Back in high school my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me very suddenly, through a text. She said that she never really loved me and stopped having any romantic feelings for me about 6 months before she ended things (which meant she didn't love me when I lost my virginity to her) and that she just stayed with me because the guy she really liked hadn't shown her any interest. He recently had and that's why she left me. Did I like the honesty? I guess it beats a cliche but, at the same time, the whole experience has made it hard for me to trust anyone. So I'd say keep it honest, but not completely candid. "I'm leaving you for someone else" is one thing "I'm leaving you for someone else who I've been nailing for a while and he finally decided he's ready to commit" is a whole different story.
#39 to #26 - ihateaccountnames
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(05/01/2014) [-]
That story made me sad. Sorry to hear it bro, you deserve better than that.
#41 to #39 - Bacabed
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(05/01/2014) [-]
Thanks bro, 5 years and it's still screwing me over. I guess that's what happens when it's the first person you ever truly love.
#133 - doctordick
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(05/01/2014) [-]
You are the best actor I know --------------------------------> You have no oscar.
You are the best actor I know --------------------------------> You have no oscar.
#160 to #133 - fishinyourface
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User avatar #109 - parrotey
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(05/01/2014) [-]
At least they all got a breakup line. My last girlfriend and I were having a long distance relationship, and she ended up seeing some new guy and basically stopped talking to me and blocked any way that I could contact her. She came back asking to be just friends when she found out that I was dating a new girl almost an year later.
User avatar #140 to #109 - ponissuck
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(05/01/2014) [-]
Women can be very cold blooded indeed. I texted my ex so many times I was convinced she had a different number. I get a text out of the blue from her asking for money and telling me that i'm the only person she can depend on.
#175 to #109 - throatpunchasheep
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(05/01/2014) [-]
So instead of doing the adult thing and telling you it was over she did the childish thing and ignored you. You're better off without her man.
User avatar #127 to #109 - biomedic
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(05/01/2014) [-]
That's the most cowardly thing I can imagine.
User avatar #111 to #109 - huntergriff
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(05/01/2014) [-]
....what a ******* cunt.
#100 - slippowich
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(05/01/2014) [-]
You slept with my sister you piece of ****. Translation?
You slept with my sister you piece of ****. Translation?
User avatar #130 to #100 - biomedic
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(05/01/2014) [-]
'You slept with my brother you piece of *****
User avatar #135 to #130 - vonspyder
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(05/01/2014) [-]
"You slept with my daughter you piece of ****"
User avatar #44 - chaoticlaw
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(05/01/2014) [-]
"I've found someone else."


"I have found multiple other people that are better than you in almost every way."