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At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive
woman sitting alone at the next table.
Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye cames
flying but of her eye . It hurls by the man,
and he snatches it tram the air and hands it back
her.
This is SC) embarrassing,” the mcman says, and
she barbs her eye back in place, "I' m scary )
have disturbed yew. Let me buy dinner ) make it
Lib ) yew. h/ Dissin you?" He nods,
The Woman is a stimulating o: / erratic) nacist,
stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a
let in comman.
He gets her phone number and asks, “mu are
the most charming veckan We ever
encountered. Are this nice ) every guy
meet?"
Ne,” she replies,
mu just happened ) catch my eye.”
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Submitted: 11/20/2015
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#7 - zionsype (11/20/2015) [-]
#117 to #7 - leonwesker (12/08/2015) [-]
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#13 to #7 - ogdonaldengel (11/21/2015) [-]
It's not a pun, retard. I swear, people are so stupid. Work on your English lessons a bit, fag.
#19 to #13 - adrixtheslayer (11/21/2015) [-]
Baitin' ain't easy
User avatar #40 to #19 - bagguhsleep (11/21/2015) [-]
he's -400
apparently it is
#76 to #40 - assassindash ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
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It's easy!
#46 to #19 - anon (11/21/2015) [-]
Except he continues to bait people.

Sometimes the key to a successful bait is NOT to try to hard. You need fancy equipment to catch smarter, faster, and bigger fish.. But to catch dumb fish, sometimes all you need is a worm on a hook. And FJ is full of dumb fish.
User avatar #70 to #46 - chizzack (11/21/2015) [-]
sometimes it's better to get a job and be angry at the comment I just made
#14 to #13 - zionsype (11/21/2015) [-]
1. It is
2. Chill
User avatar #66 to #14 - enlightednatzie (11/21/2015) [-]
You my good sir, have been bamboozeled by no ther than ogdonaldengel himself, a nototrius ********** on this site who enjoys stirring **** by making obviusly stupid comments to the top comment so everyone will see because the top comments are on top by standard on this site. You see, zionsype, that by replying to his comment, seemingly taking it serious you have unknowingly contributed to this sites decreasing quality.
User avatar #71 to #66 - fukkendragonite (11/21/2015) [-]
He doesn't care though, his reply got him drowning in thumbs.
User avatar #80 to #66 - shinyarmor ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
holy **** this upset me so badly. you are 100% correct and i agree but holy **** , please dont do it again!
User avatar #77 to #66 - downstrait (11/21/2015) [-]
most relaxed response ever.

"lol, u got trolled, nerd XD"
#73 to #66 - anon (11/21/2015) [-]
SHut the **** up kid jesus christ. You are the most pretentious ******* Ive ever seen. and ive seen ogddonald.
#78 to #73 - enlightednatzie (11/21/2015) [-]
Sir, that was an awfully unsophistic reply and i'd prefer if you refrained to post on this site forever.
#112 to #73 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
edge level too high, cannot compute
User avatar #63 to #14 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
troll
#36 to #13 - iexs (11/21/2015) [-]
I'm using this image a lot lately.
#64 to #13 - yooisa (11/21/2015) [-]
GIF
FJfw bait
#110 to #13 - bombadealar (11/21/2015) [-]
Dont be so angry please
#118 to #13 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
Here, take this.
It's not a pun
User avatar #69 to #13 - philopsychological (11/21/2015) [-]
The THUMBS disagree with you, sir
User avatar #79 to #13 - shinyarmor ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
it is a pun.
#74 to #13 - notsohappygamer (11/21/2015) [-]
>mfw obvious troll
#67 to #13 - broswagonist ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
I mean, he may be a troll and an asshole but he's not wrong.
#85 to #67 - anon (11/21/2015) [-]
He is.
User avatar #108 to #85 - talldumbdork ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
We've evolved as a site into trolls replying to trolls to continue the cycle. The ride never ends now.....
User avatar #84 to #13 - justsupercheese (11/21/2015) [-]
Brah people just get offended to easily now a days
User avatar #93 to #7 - priestoftheoldones (11/21/2015) [-]
1400 thumbs. Damn
#98 to #93 - zionsype (11/21/2015) [-]
I grab my nuts
User avatar #95 to #7 - sealofapproval (11/21/2015) [-]
this picture is amazing how havent i seen it before
User avatar #96 to #95 - zionsype (11/21/2015) [-]
Cause I made it
User avatar #100 to #96 - sealofapproval (11/21/2015) [-]
based zionsype
User avatar #107 to #7 - advice (11/21/2015) [-]
Worth tho imo
#25 to #7 - lollypopalopicus ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
Worth.
User avatar #55 to #7 - scowler (11/21/2015) [-]
It's all about that build-up.
#111 to #7 - iwantbananaslol (11/21/2015) [-]
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#119 to #111 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
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#62 to #7 - deathstare (11/21/2015) [-]
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"Oh, I liked this, unfortunately, once I learned it was a pun, I decided to hate it." - Everyone ever

What's all this hate about puns?
#17 to #7 - xxjmacxx (11/21/2015) [-]
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#9 - maddboiy (11/20/2015) [-]
#5 - ashampoo (11/20/2015) [-]
#20 - halcyonix (11/21/2015) [-]
He probably makes puttanesca sauce better than a chef too.
User avatar #21 to #20 - zacoren (11/21/2015) [-]
Dank
User avatar #102 to #23 - YorkieCup (11/21/2015) [-]
I don't. what is the reference?
User avatar #105 to #102 - saltyfries (11/21/2015) [-]
some stupid post about an awkward date that involved a couple at a Starbucks or whatever. It's been a long time I don't remember the details
#3 - lirfy (11/20/2015) [-]
GIF
eye see your point
User avatar #8 to #3 - iwillrulenorway (11/20/2015) [-]
post the rest
User avatar #11 to #8 - servernotfound (11/20/2015) [-]
It's from the anime Future Diary. Episode 2 I think.
User avatar #42 to #8 - yugiohkris ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
I think from that point it just cuts to black.
User avatar #43 to #42 - iwillrulenorway (11/21/2015) [-]
damn cockblocks.

Hard to be a pervert these days
User avatar #45 to #43 - yugiohkris ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
Yeah just checked it cut to black 18:45 Mirai Nikki Future Diary   Episode 2   English Subbed   HD
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User avatar #37 to #3 - alpako (11/21/2015) [-]
im so glad gifs barely work
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#35 to #3 - silentpaper (11/21/2015) [-]
step 1- crawl into the dark machine...
#81 to #3 - maximtiger (11/21/2015) [-]
i like too use this one
#92 to #81 - anon (11/21/2015) [-]
is this how eye surgery works?
User avatar #4 to #3 - beldepinda (11/20/2015) [-]
Hnngh that is making me clench my anus. This is not okay
#59 - anon (11/21/2015) [-]
So then he nods...she smiles.....and he proceeds to **** the **** out the hole where he eye used to be.... Her skull filled with hot spunk and he lovin' every minute of it.

He asks her, "Can I see you again?" and she responds,

"Oh, yes! I'll keep an eye out for you!"

Bam!
User avatar #75 to #59 - ronyx (11/21/2015) [-]
wat
User avatar #72 to #59 - mitchok (11/21/2015) [-]
B-but... his weiner would touch... would touch her... oh god I just can't.
#48 - thegreatpapyrus ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#31 - llpopo (11/21/2015) [-]
Truly eye catching.
#113 to #31 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
Sauce? I think I've seen the guy on the right in an anime before, but I can't remember the name.
#32 - shinynothing (11/21/2015) [-]
I can't believe it's not John Cena
#54 - iitoxictz ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
Well I ******* fell for it
#2 - elenalkarnur (11/20/2015) [-]
GIF
She lost her eye in a eye roll accident
#38 - alpako (11/21/2015) [-]
god damn it i didn't see it coming
User avatar #109 - willindor ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
I hope he ****** her in the socket for that horrible pun
#6 - announcement (11/20/2015) [-]
GIF
I hope she socket him off later that night.
User avatar #103 - TheHutchie (11/21/2015) [-]
If that were to actually happen though...

That would be smoother than Benares silk.
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