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User avatar #4 - applecooler (08/16/2015) [-]
if anyone noticed the research team he created was black mesa.
somethings telling me that his brother did the world a favor
User avatar #13 to #4 - gunmandude ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
Oh damn. Good job noticing that!
User avatar #125 to #13 - dingobox (08/17/2015) [-]
why do you have my picture?
User avatar #142 to #125 - gunmandude ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
Apparently great minds think alike!
User avatar #152 to #142 - sirsirsonson (08/17/2015) [-]
But idiots seldom differ
User avatar #143 to #142 - dingobox (08/17/2015) [-]
true
User avatar #124 to #13 - dingobox (08/17/2015) [-]
wtf
#40 to #4 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
His brother probably founded Aperture Science then.
User avatar #26 to #4 - lordknightmare (08/17/2015) [-]
That may be a reference to the fact He's played by JK Simmons, the Voice Actor for Cave Johnson, Founder of Aperture Science, the rival to Black Mesa

That or I'm pulling things out of my ass.
Likely the latter.
#58 to #4 - rmoran (08/17/2015) [-]
I was too busy looking at that cactus
#35 - asmodean (08/17/2015) [-]
Reminds me of this quote -
User avatar #118 to #35 - alpako (08/17/2015) [-]
Dodo great things, then on that last day, any other outcome wouldn't be right
#137 to #35 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
This quote is dumb. I could have become a Fortune 500 CEO, maybe, but I could also have become a burned-out homeless child molester. Which one am I supposed to be meeting? Doesn't say.
#148 to #137 - pridefulmatthew ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
It is implied that the person you could have become is if you always had made the right decisions in life.
User avatar #59 to #35 - alphagex (08/17/2015) [-]
I get it in the end we have regrets of things we could do..Kinda like playing mass effect but only having 1 chance..and in the end you left wondering..but what if i went in a different direction?

I guess that why they say live life the fullest.
#55 to #35 - atomicjojo ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
dude that quote is ******* with me....
User avatar #61 to #55 - pantheonguy ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
>>#44 for antidote
User avatar #150 to #61 - infinitereaper (08/17/2015) [-]
but i have my life
User avatar #151 to #150 - infinitereaper (08/17/2015) [-]
hate*
User avatar #44 to #35 - pantheonguy ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
You know, this really used to bum me out, until I realized-- there is no 'person who I could have became'.

The choices I've made define who I am. If you're telling me this person I could have became made better decisions and ended up in a better spot, that's good for him, but that's not me. That's another person. My life was mine and mine alone, forged by my choices, and that's what makes my life perfect for me.
#53 to #44 - professoraquard (08/17/2015) [-]
That eases me to read that
#72 to #44 - baconfattie (08/17/2015) [-]
Love it man, love what you're saying. Add this to what you say, to make sure you live a happy and full life:


The greatest weight.-- What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: "This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more; and there will be nothing new in it, but every pain and every joy and every thought and sigh and everything unutterably small or great in your life will have to return to you, all in the same succession and sequence - even this spider and this moonlight between the trees, and even this moment and I myself. The eternal hourglass of existence is turned upside down again and again, and you with it, speck of dust!"
Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus?... Or how well disposed would you have to become to yourself and to life to crave nothing more fervently than this ultimate eternal confirmation and seal?
#94 to #44 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
#64 to #44 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
If I were to go back in time I would make the same decisions I did the first time. The only way that I would make a different decision is if I had the knowledge I gained from making those decisions. So there is basically no way for me to have become a different person. (So I guess that is fate)
-Danny Sexbang (paraphrased not exact quote)

I always viewed it as a positive experience getting to meet the "better" you. Im not sure if he would be a more fulfilled person, a more generous person, a richer person, or all of those combined if possible.
By upon meeting you could compare your life to theirs almost like viewing the answers after you've taken a test, which I always enjoyed. Sure you find out what you did "wrong" but also how many times you made the right choices.

I do think you are right in saying that they wouldn't be the same person though, more for multiverse reasons though.
User avatar #60 to #44 - alphagex (08/17/2015) [-]
Yes exactly!
#56 to #35 - brahdin (08/17/2015) [-]
i wouldn't want it any other way.
#71 to #56 - hazardpay (08/17/2015) [-]
"You're always doing what is in your heart. You can't get away from your heart"
Dude . . .
#68 to #56 - UNIQUELOL (08/17/2015) [-]
Wow..

That was..

beautiful
User avatar #97 to #56 - synthane (08/17/2015) [-]
The guy is completely insane, but those are some of the truest things I have ever heard.
#83 to #56 - brvtalguy (08/17/2015) [-]
"This! I remember this! This is an adventure! This is the memory! oooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"This! I remember this! This is an adventure! This is the memory! oooooooooooooooooooooo!"
User avatar #145 to #56 - knightofshadows (08/17/2015) [-]
I oscillated between laughing and feeling something, this guy is really interesting.
User avatar #85 to #56 - gunmandude ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
Damn now that is some wisdom right there. BTW, what is that music from? It is on the tip of my tongue but I just can't place it.
User avatar #110 to #85 - atangytaco (08/17/2015) [-]
It is "Time" from the Inception soundtrack.
User avatar #144 to #110 - gunmandude ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
Thank you good sir!
User avatar #96 to #85 - ancientcows (08/17/2015) [-]
sounds like its from the man of steel soundtrack
#105 to #56 - rabbithabbit (08/17/2015) [-]
What drugs is this man on?  Can I have some?
What drugs is this man on? Can I have some?
User avatar #138 to #105 - brahdin (08/17/2015) [-]
he on something called life
User avatar #147 to #138 - relvel (08/17/2015) [-]
And so I wake in the morning and I step outside. Your turn.
User avatar #153 to #56 - laslasov (08/17/2015) [-]
I met this man, he's a street performer named Matthew Silver. His act is called looping. He performed at a music festival I went to and he just acts absolutely insane. He wore a womans bathing suit the entire weekend, went around with a sign saying "FART YOUR HEART" while making farting noises, and during his performance he got completely naked.
It was awesome
User avatar #23 - throbbingjesus (08/17/2015) [-]
On the topic of Rick and Morty, anyone wanna talk about how, y'know, Rick tried to commit suicide? I saw the episode yesterday and nobody has mentioned it! Rick and Morty : Rick tries to commit suicide
#42 to #23 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, I rewatched that one tonight. I guess he was truly "in love" or, at least, Rick's own ****** up idea of love, with Unity. When she left him, he spiraled out. That end was dark as **** , this show really gets me sometimes.
#32 to #23 - doggyfashion (08/17/2015) [-]
jesus tapdancing christ...
User avatar #48 to #23 - pokemonstheshiz (08/17/2015) [-]
Don't listen to anon, the whole thing wasn't because he was in love with Unity or anything
She was the same as alcohol to him, just a way to ignore his pain and feel some semblance of happiness. After she basically asked him to leave, I think he realized that the few things he still enjoys (getting ********* , drugs, sex, etc) has a negative effect on the people he does them with.
The animators said on twitter that that creature he pulled out was supposed to be in immense pain, he had it frozen so maybe he could find a way to help it eventually. He was putting it out of its misery before he tried to put himself out of his. I think it's supposed to be symbolic of how he just distracts himself or numbs himself from the pain, breaking up with Unity reminded him that numbing is only for a little while, and he feels hopeless that he'll be able to "cure" himself.
That's the general gist I've gotten
User avatar #54 to #48 - pokemonstheshiz (08/17/2015) [-]
also, I'm pretty sure the creature was a cronenburg (from the episode where they ****** up everything and had to bail on their universe), so basically he was trying to find a way to undo all the damage he'd done, killing it was him giving up on that hope
#67 to #54 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
Also holy **** that's deep.
I always wondered if he was trying to fix what he broke. (Not too mention what Summer, hard ass Jerry and Beth are doing in that world)

I'm still not clear on Rick's depression though. Is it more of him reflecting on how horrible a person he is, or just an underlying sadness he feels he has to numb 24/7?

Either way I feel like he has some knowledge/events of happiness to fight it.
He's had his mind replayed before him and was in tears of joy, he had weeks/months of real lquality time with his grandkids, and I think he should feel some sense of righteousness for blowing up those scammer aliens. They hardly seemed conductive to interplanetary coordination.
User avatar #92 to #67 - pokemonstheshiz (08/17/2015) [-]
I'm imagining he was in a dimension before the one he cronenburged, and did something that got his original family killed or something. Notice Beth said he'd been gone for 20 years and then showed up out of the blue. Morty is only 13, meaning there's no way he'd have all those memories of him as a kid. My guess is he ****** up his original universe beyond his ability to repair it, and dimension hopped into a new universe where the Rick there died or something. And then proceeded to accidentally destroy everyone else's lives (as far as he knows everyone got cronenburged, he didn't see Jerry, Beth, and Summer so he probably assumes they're dead).
Imagine you basically got your daughter killed twice due to your arrogance/carelessness. I'd want to off myself too
User avatar #156 to #127 - darthsalias ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
what episode is this from. i dont remember it being in season 1
User avatar #157 to #156 - pokemonstheshiz (08/18/2015) [-]
Episode 8 I think. The one where Rick makes the goggles that lets Jerry and Beth watch themselves in alternate timelines, and Rick and Morty just watch improv skits tv shows
#98 to #92 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
Nah, he new for sure that they couldn't be croenenberged because the virus didn't affect relatives. He covered thatbback when it was still a love potion.
Other wise he and Morty would have been croenenberged.
User avatar #122 to #98 - pokemonstheshiz (08/17/2015) [-]
well it was pretty likely they would get killed by the cronenburgs, even if he didn't think so little of Jerry, there's no way he would expect him to be able to protect his family
#159 to #48 - gtehrusia (08/19/2015) [-]
Bless you, you beautiful user. You actually get it. However, I think there's more to read between the lines with rick, as in I'm 100% certain this isn't the first (nor the last) time he's attempted or succeeded at suicide. remember, infinite timelines. this is just the first time we've seen it ourselves. Rick is perpetually drunk / high off his ass to numb his pain, his depression. he's always finding ways to stave off boredom. From what? We can't possibly comprehend all the ******* **** Rick has been through, learned, experienced, seen or done himself. As distanced from humanity as he is, he's still human. Statistics have proven that tons of geniuses and high-intelligence individuals are depressed and or suicidal. Can you imagine being the smartest person in the universe locked in a room full of goddamn idiots?
Failed suicide is trivial to someone of that calibur; it's a phase. Get up the next morning, brush yourself off, go see if there's any beer left in the fridge.
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub.
#65 to #48 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
I read the censored word as rigedsy*belches* RECKED!
User avatar #1 - hankhillofthe (08/16/2015) [-]
There are like 4 modern tv shows I've watched

This just beautifully crossed over 2 of them
User avatar #2 to #1 - thunderpony (08/16/2015) [-]
what are the other 2?
User avatar #3 to #2 - hankhillofthe (08/16/2015) [-]
Legend of Korra and South Park
#9 to #3 - thunderpony (08/17/2015) [-]
not bad
User avatar #28 to #3 - theaddviser (08/17/2015) [-]
South Park is more like a dinosaur refusing to die more than a "modern" show
User avatar #29 to #28 - hankhillofthe (08/17/2015) [-]
But a cool dinosaur like the Ankylosaurus
User avatar #43 to #28 - osamacare (08/17/2015) [-]
A dinosaur with Tourette's Syndrome
User avatar #41 to #3 - izaya (08/17/2015) [-]
Try Bob's burgers, it's not really plot-packed but usually gets a couple of chuckles out of me
User avatar #16 to #3 - murrlogic (08/17/2015) [-]
>Legend of Korra and South Park

Pardon me while I vomit violently...oh god...I think that might be blood.
User avatar #18 to #16 - dndxplain ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
why haven't you stopped posting yet
#30 to #16 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
I thought you were obsessed with that one black haired dyke from legend of korra
User avatar #31 to #30 - murrlogic (08/17/2015) [-]
She is my waifu and she is not a dyke

She is as straight as a pencil.
User avatar #86 to #3 - upunkpunk (08/17/2015) [-]
Is Legend of Korra currently as good as the first season was? I stopped after that.
User avatar #90 to #86 - hankhillofthe (08/17/2015) [-]
People don't like the 2nd Season as much, but it's like Dark Souls - the sequel may have been inferior, but it's still incredible.

The 3rd season is the most famous and most liked season, and the 4th season is better than the 1st and 2nd imo.
User avatar #91 to #90 - upunkpunk (08/17/2015) [-]
Alright thanks, I'll probably start watching again.
User avatar #45 to #1 - oceanfrank (08/17/2015) [-]
Yo I'm gonna sound a little weird for saying this because FJ likes to take fandom made ******** and put them as fact but give Steven Universe a watch. I'll give you 4 episodes to watch that should pretty much make you go, "Holy **** this show is good I should watch some more." These don't need much info on the show to enjoy and they're all ******* amazing.

Lars and the Cool Kids
An Indirect Kiss
Lion 3: Straight to Video
Rose's Scabbard
#51 to #45 - rollfourexplain (08/17/2015) [-]
I second that. I had dismissed back in 2013 by mistake as a boring too-simple show but it is really exceptionally good. I can recall each of those episodes and they are very good, An Indirect Kiss and Rose's Scabbard being, IMO, the best of the four.

What I recommend to people is actually episode number two. You need to login to view this link kisscartoon . me/Cartoon/Steven-Universe/Episode-001-002 The way the father was written is far better than I've seen in any other show. It made me give it another chance and I'm glad I have. The musical sound effects, the beautiful backgrounds and stylizations, the character development, and ability to be discussed in depth are some of the reasons why I like it. I'm very stingy about the quality of what few shows I watch and I vouch for this series whole heatedly.

Here are links to oceanfrank's episodes. Check the spoilers for a chopped up URL if anyone isn't logged in.

Lars and the Cool Kids - You need to login to view this link kisscartoon . me/Cartoon/Steven-Universe/Episode-014
An Indirect Kiss - You need to login to view this link kisscartoon . me/Cartoon/Steven-Universe/Episode-024
Lion 3: Straight to Video - You need to login to view this link kisscartoon . me/Cartoon/Steven-Universe/Episode-035
Rose's Scabbard - You need to login to view this link kisscartoon . me/Cartoon/Steven-Universe/Episode-045
User avatar #46 to #1 - pokemonstheshiz (08/17/2015) [-]
BoJack is pretty good too
User avatar #99 to #80 - jesusisagoose (08/17/2015) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #24 - avarius (08/17/2015) [-]
2 Brothers - Rixty Minutes - Rick and Morty I started Rick and Morty yesterday, now I finished season 1 already. The internet really hasn't lied about this show, it's fantastic!
And big props to Justin Roiland, I love how he does Rick. Perfect with the stuttering and adding "..., Morty" to every second sentence
to the left is my favorite scene
User avatar #47 to #24 - WillWalrus (08/17/2015) [-]
Watch the second season, it gets even better.
User avatar #77 to #47 - avarius (08/17/2015) [-]
Oh I will, don't you worry.
#5 - lordbroldamort (08/16/2015) [-]
what are these 2 tv shows called?
#8 to #5 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
The guy with the blue hair is from Rick and Morty
I think the other guy is from Gravity Falls?
User avatar #6 to #5 - tepidteal [OP](08/17/2015) [-]
Rick and Morty for the fellow with the crazy hair. Gravity Falls for the twins.
#7 to #6 - lordbroldamort (08/17/2015) [-]
thanks champ your the best
#133 to #7 - kingdaniel ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
You should watch gravity falls
#70 - rachex (08/17/2015) [-]
There actually is a connection between the dimensions. You can see Stans notepad and mug after it flying through the portal in one episode.
#109 to #70 - rabbithabbit (08/17/2015) [-]
Hopefully we'll get to see more **** that got sucked into Stan's portal that'll appear in the new Rick and Morty episodes.
#112 to #70 - robotdefault (08/17/2015) [-]
that artwork looks familliar
#116 to #70 - cheeziswin (08/17/2015) [-]
Also, Justin Roiland and Alex Hirsch are good friends. They've also personally crossovered the shows quite a few times. As seen here. I know there was also a pic they drew with Stan and Rick hanging out on the couch together, but I can't find it for the life of me.
#38 - harrypottergirl (08/17/2015) [-]
damn them feels
#84 - rainbowrush ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
I do love me some Rick and Morty. s2e3 was pretty underwhelming after waiting so long, though s2e4 picked it up again.

Warning: In s2e4 the family is invaded by memory parasites (they create memories of themselves in your mind to blend in) so Rick quarantines them. They spend most of the episode trying to figure out who's real and who's a parasite. They figure out the the memory worms can only create good memories, so from that point on, it's easy to kill them all. I really like the ending where they have a moment of realization after killing everyone they had such fond memories with, and are stuck with the original 6. Any thoughts on the episode?
User avatar #101 to #84 - neokun (08/17/2015) [-]
I don't understand the ending to that episode. That thing has never been in the show before so it can it possibly not be a parasite?
User avatar #136 to #101 - rjgnal (08/17/2015) [-]
also the next parasite appears from the memory of poopypants with the elevator, so yeah, i have the same question
User avatar #139 to #84 - captainyoshi (08/17/2015) [-]
Mr Poopybutthole made me laugh. Especially the twist at the end with his character.
User avatar #88 to #84 - jamesten (08/17/2015) [-]
it's always good to create bad memories along with the good ones
that's why that first one needed to have bad memories
#89 to #84 - upunkpunk (08/17/2015) [-]
I especially liked the beginning, How they show the uncle and we're like who the **** is this? Okay I guess they have an uncle apparently. I guess this episode they're going on a trip together. But then Rick just shoots and kills the uncle after he makes a joke about Rick. I'm just like WTF?
User avatar #126 to #84 - SuperHyperCrazy (08/17/2015) [-]
Was ep.3 the one with Unity? Because if so, you're crazy. That ending made me sad as balls man.
#134 - kingdaniel ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
#10 - omegez (08/17/2015) [-]
i want this to be an actual thing, would be pretty awesome
#11 to #10 - lurkerfox (08/17/2015) [-]
they exist in the same universe actually, we just dont have any episodes of the characters meeting each other.
User avatar #14 to #11 - gunmandude ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
Don't you mean the same multiverse?
#17 to #14 - lurkerfox (08/17/2015) [-]
Does the difference really matter? Universe as in the universe of a few cartoon shows that exist in tandem containing multiple universes of possibilities.

FJ needs to stop being so damn pedantic at every little comment, yall know what I mean when I say they exist in the same universe.
User avatar #19 to #17 - gunmandude ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
Well then...............guess I'll take that as a "No".
#20 to #19 - lurkerfox (08/17/2015) [-]
Sorry if I sound overly salty towards you, got thumbed down by some rando and Ive seen others who have used the word universe when talking about anything rick and morty related get blindly thumbed down by the dozens cause hurr durr multiverse. So if I sound angry with you, its cause Im preemptively angry at other people.
User avatar #21 to #20 - gunmandude ONLINE (08/17/2015) [-]
Nah man, it's totally fine. We all have people we dislike. Here's to hoping that you get to slap your people across the face at some point.
User avatar #123 - freshestprince (08/17/2015) [-]
I've never seen either of these shows, I do plan to watch them but can anyone fill me in on what exactly is going on?
User avatar #128 to #123 - tepidteal [OP](08/17/2015) [-]
This is a fanmade comic. None of this happens in either show.
User avatar #129 to #128 - freshestprince (08/17/2015) [-]
But what is the context which garners a post like this with thumbs galore? How is he a terrible person? Because it seems like his brother is the terrible one, his alternate only gets successful because his Bro supported him.
User avatar #130 to #129 - tepidteal [OP](08/17/2015) [-]
He doesn't appreciate his brother and seeing what an alternate brother does for him makes him feel bad.
User avatar #131 to #130 - freshestprince (08/17/2015) [-]
That's wack. Mutha ***** should hug a brotha.
User avatar #140 to #123 - emperorwatergate (08/17/2015) [-]
One of them is Rick, who constantly travels to various dimensions.

The other is Stanford, who invented a Perpetual Motion Machine in High School.

His twin brother, Stanley, accidentally broke it.

Stanford didn't get into the College he wanted.

Stanley was disowned by his family, and kicked out. He could only return if he was a Millionaire, creating his obsession with getting rich.

Years later, Stanford moves to the town of Gravity Falls to study the anomalies there, writing down his findings in 3 Journals.

He found that the anomalies came from an Alternate Dimension. With the help of his assistant, Fiddleford McGucket, he invented a Portal to the Alternate Dimension. McGucket was accidentally sucked into the Portal, and came into contact with what is heavily implied to be a Demon named Bill Cipher. McGucket was driven insane, and quit the project. He later invented a memory-erasing device, which only drove him even more insane.

Stanford hid 2 of his Journals. He asked Stanley, who he still hated for the High School incident, to hide the third Journal.

Stanford was accidentally sucked into the Portal, which then shut down.

Stanley spent 30 years trying to find the other Journals, which had the instructions to the Portal.

He eventually opened the Portal, and rescued Stanford. Who still hates him.
User avatar #81 - juaneljalapeno (08/17/2015) [-]
reminds me that cartoons are pretty dark in their own way, and pretty deep too
User avatar #135 - ghostninjaguy (08/17/2015) [-]
Rick's a great person but he's a bad role model to Morty
#155 to #135 - blitzblitz (08/17/2015) [-]
i wouldn't say hes a "great" person. Just morally ambiguous while more towards the side of morty's family.
#120 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #66 - hecatonchires (08/17/2015) [-]
I know and love rick and morty, but from where is the other guy? And what's up with this brother business? Someone want to explain?
User avatar #69 to #66 - phoenixprince (08/17/2015) [-]
gravity falls. and the two brothers had a falling out after the machine broke
#12 - Iven (08/17/2015) [-]
#115 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
i was thinking that since they were twins (almost identical if note for the finger which may not have a genetic factor) that he might be seeing stanley's life in another universe since the goggles lock on to the users DNA.
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