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#5 - Bacabed ONLINE (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Had a couple of roommates like that before. They both told me how great they were in bed and how loud they made girls scream, warned me to get good headphones. One day I came home and heard a bed creaking, nothing weird about that but there was no other noise. I got a good laugh at her "screaming." Best part was a month later they both complained that I was keeping them up with the sounds my gf made when I nailed her.
User avatar #7 to #5 - soupkittenagain (12/10/2013) [-]
Way to stick it to them and her
User avatar #2 - ljxjlos (12/09/2013) [+] (12 replies)
This kind of guys are the reason why I can´t believe in "confidence makes you attractive"

Seriously, how could anyone think that done-up collars would look good in ANYONES eyes?
#15 - szymonf (12/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
last year, first year at university   
live in residence, triple rooms that are pretty small   
very tight knit community but then again it was a building with four floors and like 30-60 people a floor/friendships pretty segregated by floor   
everybody gets along no real arguments or anything   
everyone except this one guy, total asshole   
acts like it's still high school; biggest jerk in the world acts like the biggest player but gets denied every time (calls chicks lesbians/unattractive to their faces thinks he's barney stinson)   
after a  month weeks stops hanging out with us to hang out with buds from home in different res. (who eventually stopped talking to him)   
backtrack a bit to second week (maybe third) of school   
sunday morning, a bunch of us head out to grab some food   
he tags along. has a black eye, a bunch of scratches on his kneck, face and back   
claims he doesn't remember what happened; says he must have fallen off of his bunk (roommates went home for weekend so can't ask if the stories true).    
go on with our lives.   
4 months later/ frost week. our friend down the fall had her friend from home (who goes to the same school) stays the night. we drink together have a good time w/e. jerk's name comes up (there were friendships formed out of a common hatred for him so he was a common topic of conversation)   
she starts laughing. turns out she left a party with him and a few other people that Saturday night in september.   
talked dirt to some of the girls that were with them   
they get pissed off and attack him. slapping and scratching him all over.   
everyone's face when we found out girls beat him up for being a total asshole   
guy totally had it coming
last year, first year at university
live in residence, triple rooms that are pretty small
very tight knit community but then again it was a building with four floors and like 30-60 people a floor/friendships pretty segregated by floor
everybody gets along no real arguments or anything
everyone except this one guy, total asshole
acts like it's still high school; biggest jerk in the world acts like the biggest player but gets denied every time (calls chicks lesbians/unattractive to their faces thinks he's barney stinson)
after a month weeks stops hanging out with us to hang out with buds from home in different res. (who eventually stopped talking to him)
backtrack a bit to second week (maybe third) of school
sunday morning, a bunch of us head out to grab some food
he tags along. has a black eye, a bunch of scratches on his kneck, face and back
claims he doesn't remember what happened; says he must have fallen off of his bunk (roommates went home for weekend so can't ask if the stories true).
go on with our lives.
4 months later/ frost week. our friend down the fall had her friend from home (who goes to the same school) stays the night. we drink together have a good time w/e. jerk's name comes up (there were friendships formed out of a common hatred for him so he was a common topic of conversation)
she starts laughing. turns out she left a party with him and a few other people that Saturday night in september.
talked dirt to some of the girls that were with them
they get pissed off and attack him. slapping and scratching him all over.
everyone's face when we found out girls beat him up for being a total asshole
guy totally had it coming
#26 - AztecJew ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
Alright, partially relevant story
>kinda popular with ladies in college freshmen year
>wrestlers get priority for housing at this school if theyre on scholarship
>I land the big room right across from the entrance to the cafeteria
>big living room area so people like to hang out often
>halfway through the semester I've done pretty well for myself in the lady department so I feel a bit like a stud
>meet a cute chem major
>solid 7/10, pretty, nice dancers body from years of ballet, kinda bookish
>kinda gave me the cold shoulder at first because she pours herself into classwork
>I'm an art major and athlete, it's a damn good time
>one night she's texting me about how stressed she is and can't sleep
>activate maximum over-charm
>convince her that sleeping over will help her relax for a night
>cuddling turns into making out
>purple rain comes up on my shuffle as she strips
>theasswasfat.ass
>no exam she had the next day was gonna be near as hard as I was
>as soon as I get all the way in she is moaning
>I start moving slowly to start and she is screaming like she's riding the damn sybian
>like tentacle hentai on surround sound loud
>stop about 30 minutes later when there was a knock at the door
>it's campus safety and the police
>apparently someone called the police because they heard screaming...from the adjacent building

MFW
#3 - OddballAnon (12/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #23 - eddio (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I met a guy like this before. It was funny because he was a "friend" of a friend that used to go out with us quite often some time ago. Whenever we arrived at whatever party or club/bar, he would point out a woman at some point and say,"She'll be mine by the end of the night, just watch" or something like that. This guy was honestly so douchey that not only did he have the popped collar and wax museum in his hair, but he would refer to himself in the third person fairly often as "The Cam-Cam" in the most serious tone.

This guy would honestly say,"The Cam-Cam has eyes on", and would stare at a woman until she visibly noticed him looking at her. Then he would walk in and instantly grab her and start dancing, this never changed, he would always do the same thing, over and over every time. What was funny was that this would never work whenever he left said party before us, he would always go home without anyone. But somehow, when my friend and I would leave before him, he would tell us how he " ****** her stupid" the next time we saw him.

Eventually, the one day he actually had one of the few women with him that talked to him for more than 10 minutes, and about 6 of us were chatting at somebody's birthday, but after he goes to the bathroom for awhile her and I strike up a conversation, nothing sexual or romantic, just a friendly chat. This douche has been gone for awhile, and eventually the group I was in becomes me, this woman, and my buddy having a conversation with me and her on the couch. Out of nowhere I get slapped on the back of the head by the douche, who instantly starts telling me to back off from his girl or get ready for a liberty. I start trying to explain what is going on and then he slaps me again, right across the face, then says,"Cam-Cam has no ***** to give, BACK OFF!". Right then I stood up and faced him, and he backed off immediately and stumbled, right then I figured he was trying to act big in front of everyone. Cont...
#22 - bigdaddyez (12/10/2013) [-]
i see.
i see.
#19 - anonymous (12/10/2013) [-]
but what if he's a nice guy?
#14 - anonymous (12/10/2013) [-]
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#13 - callofvikings (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Definitely met one of those kinds of guys at the hookah bar the other night, He seriously went on for an Hour talking about how many girls he has been with (I have a little bit of doubt) and how girls are fighting to get onto his dick. No matter how many times we tried changing the subject he would just shift it right back into his big dickolouge.
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