Bro's advice. . I know this isn' t funny, but you guys are the only ones who I could ask and get some unbiased answers, dealwith me guys, I need some advice, My but for reals
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Bro's advice

I know this isn' t funny, but you guys
are the only ones who I could ask and get some
unbiased answers, dealwith me
guys,
I need some advice,
My ' s parents don' t like me
and are threatning to pull
their help to her for college, car, etc.
if she stays with me.
I love her, but I think more logically,
We don' t live together
and my wages only can support me
and she wouldn' t have anything to contribute St
Should I follow my heart
and stay with her
Or follow my brain
and save her from missing out on an education?
Hares some .
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Submitted: 08/10/2014
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#3 - scootabot (08/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
How about doing what many sitcoms had?

Instead of breaking up with her, just make it 'look like' you've broken up but decided to stay friends. That way, she can get her 'aid' for College and such, and you can still get your dick wet.

Just gotta be smart about it. Then once she's done with college and you've become whatever it is you're going to be, you can take her, yell at her parents for being ******** , and leave with her and your unborn child.
#10 - sinery (08/10/2014) [+] (5 replies)
The only logical thing seems to assassinate the parents.
The only logical thing seems to assassinate the parents.
#4 - stealteddy (08/10/2014) [-]
Follow your brain. though your heart will ache, you can always resume your relationship after her parents have completely helped her
User avatar #32 - langweilig (08/10/2014) [-]
secretly date her. simple
#49 - Bforbacon (08/11/2014) [-]
Tell parents you broke up, keep dating.

What is this, rocket surgery?
#55 - mattdoggy (08/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Man up Dude
I don't mean go balls to the wall and say screw her parents lets run off together and do our own thing. No I mean be a real man. Go to her parents, they raised that girl from his nut to where she is now so they for sure think of her as theirs. You go to them, have a sit down and let them know your intent of spending the rest of your life with this woman and if that's not your intent then screw off and quit wasting everyones time. Now i'm not hating on you but odds are there's things your not telling us like you do drugs or drive a rice car or are spotted up with tattoos, things no smart person would want your daughter to be paired with. IF you are serious about this girl you change your ways. You get out of a relationship what you put into it and if you want her families blessing you got to shape up. I started my relationship with my girlfriend by going to her father man to man and stating my intent and he's given me all the room in the world with her. You might can get away with not getting her parents blessings sure, but after a good fight (which you will have) she's going to run to her parents and they are going to sing your sins. It's a house built on the sand and it's going to ruin everyones lives. If you love this girl, then you'll want what is best for her and what's best for her is to get it straight with her family. Sit down with them at a family get together or call the dad to ask him if you can come over or meet up to talk. Trust me, i've done the avoid thing when her parents hated me, i not only ruined our relationship after a short time over little things but compromised her families unity and their future together. Do everyone a favor, reach in your pocket and get a good grip on those warm grapes you call balls so you can remind yourself that you are a man and go out there to make things right. Go with love, go with respect, and go in peace. You got this and you are loved, do it do it do it do it.
User avatar #11 - grpeephole (08/10/2014) [-]
So you claimed she cant contribute in any way towards holding up a household and relies heavily on her parents for any support..

And you want to be with that?

im hoping she gives you some good sex mate
User avatar #23 - fjsassassin (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
confront the parents and be like whats so wrong with me? then hit the dad for being a grade a dick
User avatar #66 - xlelez (08/11/2014) [-]
Ok so you can do two things here:
1st: "break up" with her... or say you are, have her do a little song and dance and cry about how she really loved you, yadda yadda.

OR

2nd: Tell the parents that they are ******* stupid if they are going to put the well being of their daughter and her education in the ******* just because they don't approve of you.

follow your Rage or Cunning
#5 - cazabrow ONLINE (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Unbiased on Funnyjunk.
Unbiased on Funnyjunk.
#85 - kompleteciller (08/11/2014) [-]
make her parents think your dead then kill your girlfriend then pretend to be her so you can get the extra money and car then everyone wins.
User avatar #71 - beasert (08/11/2014) [-]
Separate and give her the chance she needs. When she doesn't need her parents any more, she if you can rekindle your relationship.
User avatar #43 - xdiabolicx (08/10/2014) [-]
Gonna explain why her parents don't like you?
#40 - Zanchoff (08/10/2014) [-]
If you're in love with her, why shouldn't you have her? Why should there be a line you don't cross? You've got to show her you'd give it all for her, even if that means getting hurt. Try reconciling with her parents. Approach them respectfully on behalf of their daughter, and let them know your feelings for her. If they're not accepting of you or her love for you, then that's their problem.
User avatar #37 - Maroon (08/10/2014) [-]
Why would you **** her over like that? I'm sure there's some good reason why her parents hate you so either fix that or **** off and don't ruin her life.
#2 - gonadnomad (08/10/2014) [-]
Figure out why her parents don't like you and fix it. If the relationship doesn't work out anyways, you've still probably bettered yourself
User avatar #79 - chism (08/11/2014) [-]
if you love her, get her parents to love you


or just get her preggers, her parents cant stay mad when a grandchild is in the picture
User avatar #62 - thecharliesheen (08/11/2014) [-]
The fact of the matter is it's none of their ******* business. Unless they have a reasonable reason as to WHY they don't like you (like you're a child rapist or got caught sniffing mama bears bras), they should probably keep their noses out of it. She's an adult (I seriously hope) and can make her own bloody choices.

And even if she stays with you, there's no reason she can't continue her education. She might have to get a job and work harder, but it is possible. That's what I would do (mainly to stick it to them for being a bunch of bastards and trying to manipulate me).
#27 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
maybe find out why they hate you so much, attempt a patch up if possible? I mean you don't sound to bad but there must be some reason why they would hate you so much to cut off their daughter if she choose you.
User avatar #33 to #27 - infernis (08/10/2014) [-]
This
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