British. . brent) onfu -_ h DMD: british people are so cute they called christmas lights Tairy lights' they called sweaters 'jumpers' sneakers are 'trainers' th
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brent) onfu -_ h DMD:
british people are so ******* cute
they called christmas lights Tairy lights'
they called sweaters 'jumpers'
sneakers are 'trainers'
they say 'you ' instead of 'how are you'
i quit
tuck off you condescending twat
Most British sentence I' ever heard
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#6 - newall (04/18/2014) [+] (32 replies)
for the record, americans, It's pronounced "tw@" not "twot"
#5 - jawmayo (04/18/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I'm British and I have never heard any one ever call Christmas lights 'fairy lights'
User avatar #8 to #5 - xbfmvxreaperx (04/18/2014) [-]
Really? I thought that's just what they were called
#1 - nsfwcontent (04/18/2014) [+] (6 replies)
U wot m8 il bash ur fookin ed in swer on me mam
User avatar #42 - schmuxy (04/18/2014) [-]
so much British content at the moment

we've gone from tea to a woman only getting 12 months for raping a kid, to this.

Frankly, I miss the tea.
#37 - darkspineshadow (04/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
British Doctors say "I don't wanna go."
User avatar #14 - turtletroll (04/18/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I haven't heard anybody say "You okay" instead of "Hi".

Most people here just say "Reyt"
#23 to #22 - mbthegreat (04/18/2014) [-]
It's grim up north
#44 - kingofhazard (04/18/2014) [-]
Cute?! Cheeky cunt
Cute?! Cheeky cunt
#34 - schwerdaddy (04/18/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Wait, so when Ginny Weasly comes down and asks her mom where her jumper is, then gets embarrassed when she sees Harry, she was looking for her sweater? I had no idea what she meant because this was what I knew as a jumper.
User avatar #49 to #34 - tvfreakuk (04/19/2014) [-]
> Confused by "Jumper"
> Not confused by "It's on the cat"
User avatar #92 - vivalavidya (04/19/2014) [-]
******* teaaboos
#71 - EdwardNigma (04/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Australians say Jumpers and Fairy Lights too, and call sneakers "runners"
We're not adorable at all, especially since we occasionally say "HOWS IT GOIN' CUNT" instead of "How are you?"
#2 - deletedmyaccount (04/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
The slang can be cute, but they're all ******* chavs.
#15 to #2 - misfitsftw (04/18/2014) [-]
yep im such a tracksuit warrior, me
User avatar #82 - skulldan (04/19/2014) [+] (6 replies)
i use british english and i have never hear
-fairy lights
and "you alright/you ok" Is for whens something happens to someone
and i use "sneakers" or "runners".
#83 to #82 - pjers ONLINE (04/19/2014) [-]
then you are not using real english.
#81 - ComradeBritish (04/19/2014) [-]
Did somebody call?
#104 - greenbatman (04/19/2014) [-]
"U wot? I'm cute yeah? Lets see if u fink im cute when I bang u in da face u fat cunt. Init the Im gonna shank ur nan and I'm gonna bum ur mum LOL"
#69 - historicbacon ONLINE (04/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #19 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (04/18/2014) [-]
The thing is, thats not even a stereotype that they are putting on for comedic effect. We say **** like that every ******* day.
#55 - supertypicaluser (04/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Northen master race reporting in. All of these are true. Although its not even "You alright?" its just "Alright" but spoken "Orate".
#29 - FattyMcDoogle (04/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #4 - thechosentroll (04/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I feel like that was posted by someone who's never seen an english person live. It could be the fact that all the brits I've seen were tourists, but they were all massive twats.
User avatar #13 to #4 - ningyoaijin ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
We are all massive twats...
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