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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - larrynonymous
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(03/09/2014) [-]
UK is full of cretins. Makes me feel bad to be apart of the country.
#7 to #4 - adsykenna
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You use the word cretins (Slang for being stupid encase anyone who has been lucky enough not to meet a dirty chav) to describe people in the UK...
Therefore you are the very thing that is wrong with this country
please get out of my England
#17 to #7 - zakaizer
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Buddy, the word 'cretin' has been around longer than you, your parents, and your grandparents. Research before you speak, next time.
User avatar #41 to #7 - damping
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Wow you must be a chav.
#42 to #4 - jayenoh
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Everyone i know is a cretan. i'm not really from crete
#29 to #4 - squiresparkle
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NO! You should feel good, knowing that despite the increasing number of chav's, there are still us few who try our best not to sully the name of our  Granted, very sullied  country. It may be true that our cities are ripe with crime, poverty and hatred and it may also be true that our countryside is knee deep in water, BUT THEY ARE OUR CITIES AND OUR FISH FIELDS.   
   
Also our princess is pretty ******* hot.
NO! You should feel good, knowing that despite the increasing number of chav's, there are still us few who try our best not to sully the name of our Granted, very sullied country. It may be true that our cities are ripe with crime, poverty and hatred and it may also be true that our countryside is knee deep in water, BUT THEY ARE OUR CITIES AND OUR FISH FIELDS.

Also our princess is pretty ******* hot.
User avatar #30 to #29 - larrynonymous
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oh yeah man, can't forget that booty.
#77 to #30 - xxmemosxx
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(03/10/2014) [-]
You're thinking of her sister
#5 to #4 - ultralinkfan
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(03/09/2014) [-]
so true, yet so sad.  don't have a good pic for this situation
so true, yet so sad. don't have a good pic for this situation
#16 to #5 - anon id: 9127e5d4
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when i was in england i watched the lion king performance, a grown up man threatened to stab me in front of everyone just because i accidentaly kicked the back of his chair, i'm posting this anonymously for a reason, my reason
#21 to #16 - anon id: 83091fbf
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that sounds like ********, chavs down go to the theater.
User avatar #12 to #5 - disturbeddude
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(03/09/2014) [-]
sadly the chavs are multiplying faster than anyone else
#39 - nachtowl
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(03/10/2014) [-]
As a Brit, I really wish this wasn't true...
As a Brit, I really wish this wasn't true...
User avatar #11 - disturbeddude
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(03/09/2014) [-]
I am British and I can confirm that this is what my country is like
#19 to #11 - sarevok
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(03/09/2014) [-]
Dude... you're embarrassing yourself. That's England, not Britain.
#79 to #19 - xxmemosxx
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(03/10/2014) [-]
You trying to say Scotland is better? Or Northern Ireland?

And Wales doesn't matter but have you ever watched The Valleys?
#24 to #19 - ctenop
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#25 to #24 - sarevok
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No but we're separate countries. Also, I live in Northern Ireland, that's like the worst one... just saying I guess.

Also, check you out with your hot green text arrow, pity that doesn't work on Funnyjunk amirite? No, then stahp.
#10 - mattyjay
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(03/09/2014) [-]
fixed!

check the stella can
#1 - evilhomer
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User avatar #59 to #1 - spaceturtlecadet
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(03/10/2014) [-]
"You look like an inbred"
That's how I begin introductions
#75 to #1 - greenbatman
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(03/10/2014) [-]
Sweet jesus where did you find that!
#31 - buriedstpatrick
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I like how reading Denmark's speach bubble as a Dane makes me understand less than what I otherwise would've, because of the excessive use of ÆØÅ.

We do have O, A and E you guys.
User avatar #67 to #31 - dafiltafish
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Too roman, other way is much better.
User avatar #69 to #31 - thewisedane
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Looking at it, it actually sounds like most danes when talking english...
User avatar #88 to #69 - abstractpink
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I speak fluent English with a British accent. It's not hard to find a Dane that is actually good at English.
User avatar #89 to #88 - thewisedane
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Exactly the same here - But listen to your parents speaking english sometime. You'll see what I mean.
User avatar #91 to #89 - abstractpink
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My parents are pretty young (My mum being 35 or something, and my dad a little younger), and they've played a lot of games and stuff while young, so they're pretty good at English, same goes for my uncles. So I don't really have any bad examples.
User avatar #92 to #91 - thewisedane
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Oh. Might be because my parents both are 50 years old. And I'm 17.
User avatar #93 to #92 - abstractpink
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I'm 16, and just asked my mother. She's 34, and my dad is 33 or something.
User avatar #94 to #93 - thewisedane
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Quite a gap between our parents, eh? I even have a little brother at 14 years.
User avatar #95 to #94 - abstractpink
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Yeah, I got the youngest parents in school too. My little brother is a bit younger than me, can't remember the precise age (I know, I know, I'm a terrible sister. Sue me). The only one I've met who's absolutely terrible at English, is my 18 year old cousin, who goes to College/university (something, I don't know) and got top grades in his school.
User avatar #96 to #95 - thewisedane
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I generally feel that our genereation is the most international so far - All I know speak english pretty well, with a few exceptions. The older people are picking it up, but only slowly - english with danish accent... I'll never really get used to it.
User avatar #102 to #96 - buriedstpatrick
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We certainly like to brag about it.

But yeah, vidja games certainly helped me learn English at a young age.
I don't know if that is necessarily more "international" than previous generations,
we just seem to be more focused on learning English rather than German or French.

Also, there's no such thing as 'talking English'. Det er en fordanskning, unge mand.
User avatar #104 to #102 - thewisedane
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Yeah, sorry - Speaking English then.
User avatar #2 - andranadu
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(03/09/2014) [-]
This is so ******* accurate
#3 to #2 - foxluna
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(03/09/2014) [-]
MFW you're wrong
#26 to #3 - anon id: c7026a09
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(03/09/2014) [-]
He's not.
User avatar #28 to #26 - foxluna
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And which amazing area do you live in ?
User avatar #32 to #28 - auraguardian
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good old 'ull

chavs, chavs everywhere
User avatar #33 to #32 - foxluna
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So not Knightsbridge then

Implying every area is the same is just ignorant.
User avatar #34 to #33 - auraguardian
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Are you in Knightsbridge then? and yeah i know what you mean but its fun to poke fun at the UK every now and then
User avatar #35 to #34 - foxluna
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Yup...rich wankers and socialites everywhere
User avatar #36 to #35 - auraguardian
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luuucky gib monie plox? , at least they are respectable people all we have are chavs and gypsies, thanksfully im one of the middle class folk with a household income of over 21k (just) but that puts me on at least the nicer side of town.
#56 to #2 - anon id: 6d10882c
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It's pretty accurate but on.y if you know the area if travel ten minute north I see this if I travel ten minutes south I see ethic village were this still happens just in another language
#18 - hurzg
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(03/09/2014) [-]
Le it becomes funnier when you know how to pronounce those ******* letters comment.
#52 to #18 - niggernazi
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User avatar #63 to #52 - konradkurze
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who is that?
#98 to #63 - niggernazi
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our glorius savior and hero
User avatar #78 to #63 - lelfaget
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some guy who did terrorism in norway a while ago, white supremacists love him for some reason.
User avatar #90 to #78 - abstractpink
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"Some who did terrorism"
This guy killed like 70 people, whereas most of them was school students, AFTER he bombed some spots in the capital of Oslo
User avatar #80 to #78 - konradkurze
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checked him out, hes a fruitloop

hes totally aganst islam/muslim but totally in support of zionism
huge terrorist
User avatar #81 to #80 - lelfaget
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huh so thats why he was on the news so long
User avatar #83 to #81 - konradkurze
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well he bombed about 77 people, refuses to accept the courts ruling because he doesnt recognize them, sentenced to 21 years in jail with a special clause if the court thinks hes still a danger later theyll just extend it so he may be in jail literally for life if they want,.....and he wont appeal because he'd actually have to go back on his word and recognize the courts to do so

User avatar #99 to #83 - niggernazi
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and i think also he got a bit angry at the prison staff because they refused to give him a ps3
User avatar #84 to #83 - lelfaget
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thanks for the input
#40 to #18 - jennerwein
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#23 to #18 - ctenop
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User avatar #22 - biomedic
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I think the chav subculture has been in decline since 2008, they've just amalgamated into general scum now.
#57 to #22 - anon id: 6d10882c
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If anyone knows Stockton this what been like since the 80s
User avatar #71 to #57 - privatepumpanickel
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I LIVE NEAR THERE ANON?
User avatar #62 to #22 - konradkurze
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as if they werent just scum to begin with
User avatar #101 to #62 - biomedic
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they were, but a different flavour of scum.
#43 - thismustbeseen
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#46 to #43 - Ulmer
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