British as bollocks. . shaving tea and . impess with me mum pstart thinking of Muriel from work wwould i like to have a little in out, in out with her scuse me
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British as bollocks

shaving tea and . impess with me mum
pstart thinking of Muriel from work
wwould i like to have a little in out, in out with her
scuse me mum. I... I need to have a go"
ahead over to the computation machine
en' s off
it hard with me fist
HUI, TURN ON! I NEED IWANK"
victums on
bsearch for porn
relocked
bollocks"
arun outside and find the nearest red phone booth
the tele and dial the pornography administrator
Ello? Her Majesty' s Demographer Administration Centre. Who' s this callin?"
Ella I need iwank something good"
Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Kennywood Lane."
Aright then. And what time of porn will you be wanting to today, Mr. Smith"
Cuckold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst"
Alight then. One moment please... And you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cockhole porn."
Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
God bless her right! Cheeno"
back home before the cuckold porn time runs out
center front door
xblood is everywhere
ego into kitchen
is dead
bigheaded by muslims
...
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Submitted: 10/07/2013
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#1 - mrshrapnel (10/07/2013) [-]
inb4 repost.   
Still 						*******					 funny.
inb4 repost.
Still ******* funny.
User avatar #3 - nospyonme (10/07/2013) [-]
My grandpa was once explained his fighting strategy to me. He said that he does not have the endurance to actually hold his ground for long in a fight anymore, so he has been training to kill anyone with one punch. He is in his 70's
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