British as bollocks. . shaving tea and . impess with me mum pstart thinking of Muriel from work wwould i like to have a little in out, in out with her scuse me
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British as bollocks

shaving tea and . impess with me mum
pstart thinking of Muriel from work
wwould i like to have a little in out, in out with her
scuse me mum. I... I need to have a go"
ahead over to the computation machine
en' s off
it hard with me fist
HUI, TURN ON! I NEED IWANK"
victums on
bsearch for porn
relocked
bollocks"
arun outside and find the nearest red phone booth
the tele and dial the pornography administrator
Ello? Her Majesty' s Demographer Administration Centre. Who' s this callin?"
Ella I need iwank something good"
Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Kennywood Lane."
Aright then. And what time of porn will you be wanting to today, Mr. Smith"
******* , sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst"
Alight then. One moment please... And you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cockhole porn."
Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
God bless her right! Cheeno"
back home before the ******* porn time runs out
center front door
xblood is everywhere
ego into kitchen
is dead
bigheaded by muslims
...
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Submitted: 10/07/2013
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User avatar #3 - nospyonme (10/07/2013) [-]
My grandpa was once explained his fighting strategy to me. He said that he does not have the endurance to actually hold his ground for long in a fight anymore, so he has been training to kill anyone with one punch. He is in his 70's
#1 - mrshrapnel (10/07/2013) [-]
inb4 repost.   
Still 						*******					 funny.
inb4 repost.
Still ******* funny.
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