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Britbong problems

Britbong problems. pls upvote if you liked it so I can get coloured text. I " outside the UK so when [say with all due respect" nobody realises I' m insulting t

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#202 - swaginthebag (05/25/2014) [-]
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#26 - SirSheepy (05/25/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I think some of these people have confused "British problems" with " being awkward" oand"just talking".
User avatar #36 - claytonb (05/25/2014) [+] (12 replies)
I'm a British guy and I can tell you that pretty much all of these happen more than I care for, the David Attenborough one hits home the most, I hate it when I watch a Documentary and it isn't him..... It's just not the same
#111 - kwizzy (05/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #75 - mpmanning (05/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
If these are British problems, how come the text is in American?
#101 - envinite (05/25/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Mfw forget to rub tea leafs all over my body in the name of Queen at six o'bong
Mfw forget to rub tea leafs all over my body in the name of Queen at six o'bong
User avatar #4 - cyberconnor (05/24/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Britexplain I'm relating to this post too much, I need you to comfort me my apologies
#51 - revilohayes ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Thats SIR David Attenborough to you.
User avatar #25 - ctsasquatch (05/25/2014) [+] (5 replies)
10. So much number 10.
People using the words "on accident" is, well not really a berserk button, but definitely a pet peeve of mine.
Something is either on purpose or by accident; on accident is NOT a thing. What idiot even started saying it to begin with?
User avatar #67 - nadam (05/25/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I could be wrong, but as an American who's been to the UK, this sounds more like what I experienced in England than the whole of Britain.

I remember I was in a grocery store browsing, when I noticed two children staring at me. I waved and said hello, they looked around for a few moments, I'm guessing they were wondering if they should make eye contact or not. Then they walked backwards towards their mom.

As I was about to go home, I was in line at London-Heathrow airport. My hands were full, and I dropped my passport without noticing. An old man notified me of this by lightly tapping my shoulder. I picked it up and thanked him graciously, he also looked around awkwardly.

While at a hotel in Scotland, I was using the restroom when a tall man staggered in. He washed his hands in the sink beside me, and started talking. Asking me about where I was from, and I what I thought about Scotland. Then he asked. "You aren't too drunk, are you?" I said no, then he cackled "well you aren't truly enjoying Scotland!" I couldn't understand what else he was saying, he was pretty drunk. Most Scottish people seemed pretty interested to hear what I thought about Scotland.

I also visited Wales. This was kind of an academic trip, so there were other kids with me. I was walking through town with two other kids, when a car slowed down in front of us. Everyone in the car shouted " ******* Yanks!" and sped off.
User avatar #59 - sinonyx (05/25/2014) [+] (4 replies)
from what i've gathered while reading this

british people are very polite, but take politeness badly... they're also somewhat bi-polar
#126 - murphyslawtesties (05/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
'Scuse me, Marmitexplain or some **** , can you tell why is this so popular ?
#128 to #126 - igotyournoze (05/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - watshisface (05/25/2014) [+] (3 replies)
im confused. are british people supposed to be more douchy or polite than americans?
User avatar #33 to #27 - ratbag (05/25/2014) [-]
We're polite only to avoid the social awkwardness of talking to each other
User avatar #42 - kingofhazard (05/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Do Americans or people from anywhere else really not have these problems? I always thought they were kind of universal
User avatar #61 to #42 - vampyrate (05/25/2014) [-]
This describes me perfectly, and I am American.
User avatar #35 - forgottenmyshorts (05/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Cringing when having tea at other people's houses and they say 'sorry we only have skimmed milk'


Of course you don't contest the fact
#127 - jakethesnakew ONLINE (05/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm English and I don't like tea. Everyone's face when I tell them..
User avatar #23 - anusholeboner (05/25/2014) [-]
Aaaaaand Im British.
User avatar #156 - volcanicdiarrhea (05/25/2014) [+] (1 reply)
For the smoking one, I do the same thing.
"Hey man, you got a lighter?"
"Sorry, I don't smoke."
And only now do I find anything strange about that response.
#66 - Zyklone (05/25/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Two minuets of silence???
Like the Two Minuets of Hate?
User avatar #73 to #66 - MasterL (05/25/2014) [-]
Two minutes of silence to commemorate those who died for their country. It's a custom in multiple countries

The Two Minutes of Hate is more like a daily custom in 1984 right? Don't know what the Two Minutes of Silence is like in the UK but it's nationwide and annual. In my country we have such a custom aswell, all public transport most traffic and a lot radio and tv broadcasts are stopped for two minutes and everyone is just silent, but at 8pm on the 4th of May instead of 11am on the 11th of November like in the UK.
User avatar #31 - internetscaresme ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
huh. The guy with the cat one's name is InternetTouchesMe, How related to mine.
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