bringin sexy back
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#1
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denniswilles (06/25/2015) [-] 
Yeah, that'd totally hit me hard. Gee, how could I go without the.. what was it again? Oh. Sex, yeah. Not possible.
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internetnick (06/26/2015) [-]
It's like George Costanza. He never gets sex, but 80% of his brain is still going towards trying to get it.
It's actually from the episode with the baseball bat meemee.
It's actually from the episode with the baseball bat meemee.
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distortedflare (06/26/2015) [-] Thankfully yes given that they would have more time to draw.
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assassindash (06/26/2015) [-] I'd probably want to kill God too if he took away my ability to jack off.
#37
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severepwner (06/26/2015) [-] Hopefully they could accomplish that invasion before the youngest possible children die out. Humanity has a time limit there.
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krasnogvardiech (06/26/2015) [-] With the advent of that level of technology, non-sexual reproduction may become a viable option.
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severepwner (06/26/2015) [-] I think that would imply masturbation, or really ****** up ways of manual impregnation.
Because if sex was off limits, then everyone would replace it with masturbation to counter those urges. Since they didn't do that immediately before they were turned on, in the bed, ready to have sex, I have to assume that sexual desire and sex became equally impossible. And masturbation is probably in that area of sex, so God likely made that impossible as well.
Because if sex was off limits, then everyone would replace it with masturbation to counter those urges. Since they didn't do that immediately before they were turned on, in the bed, ready to have sex, I have to assume that sexual desire and sex became equally impossible. And masturbation is probably in that area of sex, so God likely made that impossible as well.
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huntergriff ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-] >masturbate
>cum in a jar
>get a turkey baster or something
>???
>Profit.
>cum in a jar
>get a turkey baster or something
>???
>Profit.
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Virt 
(06/26/2015) [-] sex actually gave me ambition, made me want to be a better person so i could keep getting it
made me feel like i was doing something right
now that i cant get it i have no desire to self improve
(06/26/2015) [-] 
made me feel like i was doing something right
now that i cant get it i have no desire to self improve
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rollfourexplain (06/26/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 4,758**
I notice the same thing about myself with slight sexual appeal/interest.
**rollfourexplain rolls 4,758**
I notice the same thing about myself with slight sexual appeal/interest.
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anon (06/26/2015) [-]
I know, right? It's pathetic, but the idea of sex not existing horrifies me. Not necessarily because sex itself is that amazing, but because as a male I, and I'm sure most young males, have a deeply ingrained biological drive to impress attractive women, and without that I wouldn't even bother. I'd just sit in my house getting fat and not doing a ******* thing.
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mirukawa (06/26/2015) [-] >sex isn't allowed
>humans become observant
>all die
>humans are no longer observant cause they're ******* dead
>humans become observant
>all die
>humans are no longer observant cause they're ******* dead
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fuzzyballs (06/26/2015) [-] if they can make fighter jets that make it to heaven, they can clone
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skyrimdovah (06/26/2015) [-] **skyrimdovah used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**skyrimdovah rolls 4**
Will I ever have sex?
**skyrimdovah rolls 4**
Will I ever have sex?
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sphincterface (06/26/2015) [-] **sphincterface used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**sphincterface rolls 2**
Will I ever find the right person?
**sphincterface rolls 2**
Will I ever find the right person?
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cutenesseverypost (06/26/2015) [-] **cutenesseverypost used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**cutenesseverypost rolls 1**
Should I divebomb Skyrimdovah's house?
Allahu akbar.
**cutenesseverypost rolls 1**
Should I divebomb Skyrimdovah's house?
Allahu akbar.
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themanwithnoplan (06/26/2015) [-] **themanwithnoplan used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**themanwithnoplan rolls 6** Sex pls
**themanwithnoplan rolls 6** Sex pls
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alfibrakiz (06/26/2015) [-] **alfibrakiz used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**alfibrakiz rolls 3** Will I ever be happy?
**alfibrakiz rolls 3** Will I ever be happy?
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manholefreddy (06/26/2015) [-] **manholefreddy used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**manholefreddy rolls 10**
Will I roll dubs?
**manholefreddy rolls 10**
Will I roll dubs?
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detectiveyee (06/26/2015) [-] **detectiveyee used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**detectiveyee rolls 1** Will I get the girl of my dreams?
**detectiveyee rolls 1** Will I get the girl of my dreams?
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huntergriff ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-] **huntergriff used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**huntergriff rolls 7**
Will my balls ever stop being itchy?
**huntergriff rolls 7**
Will my balls ever stop being itchy?
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huntergriff ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-] **huntergriff used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**huntergriff rolls 3**
That doesn't answer my question you piece of **** . Will my balls ever stop itching?
**huntergriff rolls 3**
That doesn't answer my question you piece of **** . Will my balls ever stop itching?
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skyrimdovah (06/26/2015) [-] **skyrimdovah used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**skyrimdovah rolls 9**
Will I ever have sex?
**skyrimdovah rolls 9**
Will I ever have sex?
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captainprincess ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-] Even the conch is too embarrassed to tell you straight
makes me wonder what kind of tragic and mangled pork sausage you've got swinging where your penis should be
makes me wonder what kind of tragic and mangled pork sausage you've got swinging where your penis should be
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spaghettivase (06/26/2015) [-] Magic Conch, can I have some food? **spaghettivase used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**spaghettivase rolls 9**
**spaghettivase rolls 9**
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feindmachines (06/26/2015) [-] **feindmachines used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**feindmachines rolls 8** can i have something to eat?
**feindmachines rolls 8** can i have something to eat?
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tenaciouslee (06/26/2015) [-] **tenaciouslee used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**tenaciouslee rolls 1**
Will I the sex?
**tenaciouslee rolls 1**
Will I the sex?
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tenaciouslee (06/26/2015) [-] I meant to have underlines, but the extra exclamation ****** it up, let me try again.
ahem.
THE CONCH LIES!
ahem.
THE CONCH LIES!
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unfairlybanned (06/26/2015) [-] **unfairlybanned used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**unfairlybanned rolls 0**
Magic conch, will I ever get married.
**unfairlybanned rolls 0**
Magic conch, will I ever get married.
#56
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drakevil (06/26/2015) [-] I'm pretty sure that without sex we would be so ******* pissed all the time that in two months it would be World War Three, and already getting ready for the 4º one.
#3
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gittons (06/26/2015) [-] gee thank the lord that sex has no function or use other than pleasure right god?
#88
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schneidend (06/26/2015) [-] I love how the ships look straight out of the comic book Camelot 3000.
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anon (06/26/2015) [-]
They said sexy so that would be lust. They could still have sex and reproduce just take the fun out of it. Imo
