Bricks were shat
Ok so something funny happend to me yesterday and just wanted to share it with you guys.
> Be me
> Chilling, Lying in bed thinking about ****
> Bible story comes in to head for whatever reason (Went to Christian school)
> God cast Lucifer (he's sexiest Angel) out of heaven because he wouldn't bow down to humans
> Angels are freaking dope ass warriors why would you bow down to humans who only superpower is to turn food into poop
> Then Gods all like YAY Free will to humans and **** , do what ever u like kiddies.
> So aka Gods R00D
THEN OUT OF NOWHERE MY PHONE LIGHTS UP
> Be me
> Chilling, Lying in bed thinking about ****
> Bible story comes in to head for whatever reason (Went to Christian school)
> God cast Lucifer (he's sexiest Angel) out of heaven because he wouldn't bow down to humans
> Angels are freaking dope ass warriors why would you bow down to humans who only superpower is to turn food into poop
> Then Gods all like YAY Free will to humans and **** , do what ever u like kiddies.
> So aka Gods R00D
THEN OUT OF NOWHERE MY PHONE LIGHTS UP
With a Whisper PM from Lucifer
Forgive me lord for I have sinned, For i tried to green text on funny junk
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