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Brian

She' ll text me back right
away.
away.
She' ll text me back right
away.
I' ll text her back right
away.
away.
Then, I' ll say, "Alright, cool.
So you wanna get pizza on
Tuesday?"
And then I don' t hear
anything!
mp ened? Iknow you
read that **** !"
You re indtil to 20
other things I just said!"
What? Do y u not "
me anymore?”
You don' t have two
sef: ands to say
I " "res, leant to get
pizza” or "No, I don' t
rt Want to get pizza"?
phonying Rockerkid
go ride a rol procaster for
a few hours?
w AT' S ‘TTHE DEAL?
Wha . u check your
til‘
And arterie) ahri, hours of no
response [get real upset.
And I just want to send a
text that says something
wthe ess ’
got weirdd o the
pizza party?"
You did! 'Ca sell
hate yo? now!”
The texts
something back, "Sorry, I
was at my niece' s ballet
recital, we had to turn off
our phones!"
re done! I
finishe/ d that
l went with my friend
Brian! He' s ice to mel"
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#4 - theannoyingFJguy (03/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
GOD DAMN IT JERRY

HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING THIS STAGE
#5 - minutes (03/12/2014) [+] (17 replies)
>meet cute girl at party
>flirt hard
>seems interested
>message her "hi"
>seen 4 hours ago
>kill self

We all know that feel dude.
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#1 - seaofcoltrane Comment deleted by seaofcoltrane [+] (7 replies)
#2 to #1 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
im pretty sure the real source is aziz ansari the comic who said it
User avatar #89 - mrjunebug (03/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Be on Facebook
>Ask girl I haven't seen in years if we want to catch up and do something
>She says yes. To just let her know when I can and we'll figure something out
>Ask her if she wants to go to my town's amusement park
>She hasn't replied in two months
>Ride the roller coasters without her bitch ass

Had fun anyway.
#7 - bobafettsav (03/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#80 - deffinitlynotafag (03/12/2014) [-]
i tried ish
#6 - shungokusatsu (03/12/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I ****** hate it when girls do that. I'll always respond in a timely manner and they tend to either take forever to respond or send this "K." **** . However when they send something and or call and I don't answer within 10 seconds because I'm taking a shower I'm an asshole . I get the whole list of punishments to choose from: silent treatment, cursed out, bashed on FB, or my favorite sexual inuendo tease text (S.I.T.T).
#13 - lolollo ONLINE (03/12/2014) [+] (50 replies)
I still want to say that the worst part is when you're physically talking to them on the phone, but then you hang up prematurely. "Oh, it's no big deal, I just talked to them, I'll just call back."

NO ANSWER!
FOR 3 HOURS!

What the hell happened? "Oop, done with the phone, better throw it down a well and never look at it again!"?
#108 - anonymous (03/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Even worse is when she responds with "LOL so tru" after 6 hours of you sending her a message. What the **** does that even ******* mean??? You putrid ******* cunt, if I could get a hold of you I'd bash your ******* head in the wall... yeah I'm talking to you Kayla.
#109 to #108 - hasanaat (03/13/2014) [-]
Whoa just take it easy man
#81 - Yojimbo (03/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I've never understood how people could be so cruel, or just so ignorant as to think that blatantly lying to someone is somehow less hurtful than flat out telling them they don't want to hang out. Not only is it WAY more hurtful, but it is insulting too. Because you are implying that you think they are stupid enough to eat up your 						********					, and still hold on to a glimmer of hope that you'll want to hang out "sometime".   
   
That being said though, you have to try and give people benefit of the doubt. Things happen. I'll be texting someone and then decide to take a shower. I'll be texting someone during the credits of a movie, and then turn off my phone for two hours during the film. Sometimes I toss my phone on my bed and then go do something with my friends. It doesn't mean I don't want to hang out, it just means I dislike texting.   
   
The trick is being able to tell when someone is lying beyond a reasonable doubt, and when someone might just be preoccupied.
I've never understood how people could be so cruel, or just so ignorant as to think that blatantly lying to someone is somehow less hurtful than flat out telling them they don't want to hang out. Not only is it WAY more hurtful, but it is insulting too. Because you are implying that you think they are stupid enough to eat up your ******** , and still hold on to a glimmer of hope that you'll want to hang out "sometime".

That being said though, you have to try and give people benefit of the doubt. Things happen. I'll be texting someone and then decide to take a shower. I'll be texting someone during the credits of a movie, and then turn off my phone for two hours during the film. Sometimes I toss my phone on my bed and then go do something with my friends. It doesn't mean I don't want to hang out, it just means I dislike texting.

The trick is being able to tell when someone is lying beyond a reasonable doubt, and when someone might just be preoccupied.
User avatar #100 - mikepetru (03/12/2014) [-]
My favorite is when the girl says she fell asleep before she had a chance to respond. I'm sorry, I didn't know my ******* texts could put you into a 3 day coma.
#78 - mastercolossus (03/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
**mastercolossus rolled a random image posted in comment #98 at Random Science Facts #1 Compilation ** i identify with this.
User avatar #77 - anonefgthree ONLINE (03/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>on monday girl asks me through text if I want to hang out on the weekend
>"Yeah totally"
>don't have any of the same classes in school so we rarely see each other
>doesn't respond to a single text for next 4 days
>we never hang out because she never said anything ever again
w a t
User avatar #84 to #77 - schwerdaddy (03/12/2014) [-]
She texted the wrong person, brah.
User avatar #97 - kushcopter (03/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
If anyone is wondering. Aziz Ansari "Dangerously Delicious" is the special. Solid 8/10.
User avatar #76 - candymankill (03/12/2014) [+] (10 replies)
my favorite aziz ansari story is the one where he joins his cousin harris's study group on facebook
User avatar #65 - Mustafa (03/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
this is literally happening to me right now, thank you FJ for the feels
#106 - brendantheferret (03/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Texting girl I met (dat ass doe)
>Texting for like 10-15 minutes
>She says "Gotta do something, I'll text you later"
>Never texts me back
#70 - anonymous (03/12/2014) [-]
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#15 - crellow (03/12/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**crellow rolled a random image posted in comment #100 at Oh Fuck Why ** < Brian
User avatar #35 to #16 - oxymoronking (03/12/2014) [-]
MISTERINVERT!
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