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By Adrian Shaw l l 12 Dec an 3 mm?
The Queen 'angry at police officers eating
her Bombay mix and stealing cashew nuts
at Buckingham Palace'
Phone hacking trial hears the monarch was so annoyed that
a memo was sent out ordering them to 'keep their sticky fingers out'
The Queen was so upset at police officers 'scoffing' nuts left out at Buckingham Palace
that she marked the bowls to see if any had been eaten, a jury heard today.
The monarch was so 'narked' that officers kept eating Bombay mix,
cashew nuts and almonds that a memo was sent out ordering them to 'keep their sticky
fingers out'.
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#10 - Tenkan
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(12/14/2013) [-]
The Queen is angry that police officers are eating her Bombay mix, cashew nuts and almonds.

Bombay mix, cashew nuts and almonds were eaten by police officers, and the Queen is angry about it.

Police officers have eaten the Queen's bombay mix, cashew nuts and almonds without her approval and have therefore upset her.

Do you understand?
User avatar #11 to #10 - demandsgayversion
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sticky fingers
#13 to #10 - jazzd
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#8 - colincub
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(12/14/2013) [-]
Even her guard swans could not stop such madness!
#4 - empithree
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(12/13/2013) [-]
her fw.
her fw.
#14 to #4 - mcderper
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#9 - bronydash
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(12/14/2013) [-]
The Queen's gone nuts.
#1 - anon
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(12/13/2013) [-]
what the absolute **** is a Bombay mix?
#5 to #1 - finbarsaunders
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#12 - anon
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Bombay mixes are the equivilent to instant noodles in terms of quality and value.

Kind of forges the hammer that will be used to smack the UK down into oblivion, since it is already becoming a third world.

#6 - anon
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(12/14/2013) [-]
It's like there's one piece of information just repeated in four different ways. Good to see that journalism isn't different from writing essays.
User avatar #3 - turkeyslapper
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(12/13/2013) [-]
All the cashews belong to me!
#2 - njalen
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(12/13/2013) [-]
That's nuts
User avatar #7 - strifethethird
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(12/14/2013) [-]
She can literally buy the Bombay Mix factory or 100 years worth of of the stuff.
If this is real then that's just a dick move, especially when it's cops that would take a bullet for her if anything were to happen. She's just like a little kid when their parents share their snacks with other kids.