Breakfast around the world
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kokett (01/30/2015) [-] 
Which german does eat sausages for breakfast? We only do, when we eat "Irish Breakfast" and that only because we believe sausages are typically for Irish and Brits. Most people in Germany eat marmelade, Nutella or cold cuts along their bread rolls.
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guiguito (01/31/2015) [-] It's funny that everyone thinks their country's food is the normal one, but still i don't think bread was made for anything other than breakfast.
#35
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daleatloth (01/31/2015) [-] We have ****** weather, miserable people and boring lives, but goddamn can the British make a breakfast.
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daleatloth (01/31/2015) [-] Step One: Acquire a pig.
Step Two: Carry your pig up a mountain where there is a stream with water that runs uphill. You must sing 'God Save The Queen' to the pig and let it drink from the water. Do this every day and everyday the pig will grow a little more. When pig reaches critical mass, it is time.
Step Three: Take your pig to a quality butchers, say your goodbyes, and allow the meat man to do his work.
Step Four: Press F to pay respects.
Step Five: Delicious bite-size pig in hand, march to the greasiest, grubbiest, dirtiest cafe you can find. Once inside, approach the chef directly. Hand him the remains of your sliced up friend, and tell him you are here to experience the best Britain has to offer.
Step Six: Without another word, take the seat underneath the Union Jack.
If you have followed steps One-Six correctly, Big Ben will dong seventeen times. Upon the seventeenth and final dong, the Queen herself will bring you your well earned meal.
Step Seven: Tip the Queen with a PG Tips tea bag, as is tradition.
Step Eight. Enjoy your Full English Breakfast.
It is a long and dangerous path, not for the faint of heart, but the rewards shall be great.
Godspeed, brave traveler.
Step Two: Carry your pig up a mountain where there is a stream with water that runs uphill. You must sing 'God Save The Queen' to the pig and let it drink from the water. Do this every day and everyday the pig will grow a little more. When pig reaches critical mass, it is time.
Step Three: Take your pig to a quality butchers, say your goodbyes, and allow the meat man to do his work.
Step Four: Press F to pay respects.
Step Five: Delicious bite-size pig in hand, march to the greasiest, grubbiest, dirtiest cafe you can find. Once inside, approach the chef directly. Hand him the remains of your sliced up friend, and tell him you are here to experience the best Britain has to offer.
Step Six: Without another word, take the seat underneath the Union Jack.
If you have followed steps One-Six correctly, Big Ben will dong seventeen times. Upon the seventeenth and final dong, the Queen herself will bring you your well earned meal.
Step Seven: Tip the Queen with a PG Tips tea bag, as is tradition.
Step Eight. Enjoy your Full English Breakfast.
It is a long and dangerous path, not for the faint of heart, but the rewards shall be great.
Godspeed, brave traveler.
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daleatloth (01/31/2015) [-] what do you think it was that the pig was really drinking...
#33
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dejax (01/31/2015) [-] Look at all these pleb breakfasts, in Canada we have a jug of maple syrup, paired with maple taffy covered with maple butter and some maple fudge dusted with maple sugar, maybe some maple cookies washed down with a cup of maple syrup, finished with a nice light spoonful of maple syrup.
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ministermax ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-] I really wish this was in separated picture form, not a gif
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ministermax ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-] I meant the finished product, but that's pretty neat!
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demandsgayversion (01/31/2015) [-] If they didn't butter or syrup the pancakes, I really wonder what they ****** up from the other countries, too.
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thewalruss (01/31/2015) [-] The mexico one is a lie. I've been living there for 23 years and I've never ate something like that... the closest are huevos divorciados... but that looks different.
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rockamekishiko (01/31/2015) [-] I'm Mexican born and raised. I ate eggs, bacon, pancakes, chorizo, sausage and eggs, toast and oatmeal, omelettes, beans. Drank coffee, chocolate milk and orange jouice and a lot of coca-cola, A LOT.
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rockamekishiko (01/31/2015) [-] yeah and that makes me question the accuracy of the rest of the meals by country
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cyborgbanana (01/31/2015) [-] I only eat 2 times a day....breakfast and dinner....but I like breakfast more.
#50
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impureparadox (01/31/2015) [-]
How do you determine what time is the appropriate time to eat certain food?
