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#1 - evilkingganon (12/23/2015) [-]
**evilkingganon used "*roll picture*"**
**evilkingganon rolled image** get anything thats 80 proof
User avatar #6 to #1 - condimentparty (12/23/2015) [-]
OP could probably use a cunt auger now too tbh
#2 - kewolsky (12/23/2015) [-]
I like 43, the Spanish liquor.
#20 - lordbroldamort (12/24/2015) [-]
bear fights, and **** her friend for fun
User avatar #21 to #20 - figuretivelyican [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
Already getting close to it, will keep you posted it interested
User avatar #18 - deadlyfoez (12/24/2015) [-]
Rum and coke with a side of KILL THAT BITCH.

Nothing too strong.
User avatar #17 - carneymaster (12/24/2015) [-]
find something as old as she is and drink it all.
User avatar #19 to #17 - figuretivelyican [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
2 years isn't aged enough for me
#16 - ubercelticninja (12/24/2015) [-]
Can relate! Girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. She was a total bitch, and I realize now that it wasn't worth the amount of effort I put into it.

Drink some kraken! no need for a glass!
#15 - fatbasturd (12/24/2015) [-]
**fatbasturd used "*roll picture*"**
**fatbasturd rolled image**make an incredible hulk drink its good..

An Incredible Hulk, Green Eyed Monster, Shrock, or Hip and Hen is a green-colored cocktail made by equal parts of the fruit liqueur Hpnotiq and Hennessy brand cognac poured over ice. It is named for the famously green comic book superhero, the Hulk

Main alcohol: Cognac
Ingredients: One part Hpnotiq, One part Cognac
Preparation: Stir together and serve over ice.
Served: On the rocks; poured over ice.
Drinkware: Cocktail glass
User avatar #14 - wotlqq (12/23/2015) [-]
stay classy drink a whisky and smoke a cigar
User avatar #13 - vortisred (12/23/2015) [-]
Water, it's amazing just how delicious that **** is.
User avatar #12 - patrickandgoldie (12/23/2015) [-]
i hear drinking lots of bleach gets rid of all your troubles
User avatar #11 - slaebaschard (12/23/2015) [-]
fentanyl-cola. but if you should ever be in need of someone complaining, feel free to ask me about any topic
User avatar #10 - phoenix grinder (12/23/2015) [-]
Harvey Wallbanger. you'll fall in love with Galliano on the first date, and she'll never leave you
#8 - secretmouse (12/23/2015) [-]
Whiskey
#7 - teedoubler (12/23/2015) [-]
Tequila Rose is my go-to feel-good booze.

But right now I'm drinking a big-ass glass of voodoo juice, which is basically five half-shots of different cruzan rums (guava, pineapple, mango, coconut, banana) mixed with a **** ton of juices (guava, pineapple, cranberry, orange.) ***** gooooooood. Made a whole cooler of it for the holidays.
User avatar #5 - therealguysips ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
Get some gin. I don't really know your tastes so I can't recommend a certain brand.
#4 - anon (12/23/2015) [-]
Jack and Coke, but what you sound like you really need is to get this off your chest maybe talk to someone about it?
User avatar #3 - hueman (12/23/2015) [-]
Her tears sound delicious

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