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User avatar #7 - honeybrew (10/12/2015) [-]
******* hell, Frozen r34?

That must be some of the most autistic **** I've ever seen.
#32 to #7 - anon (10/13/2015) [-]
******* hell, Frozen?

That must be some of the most autistic **** I've ever seen.*

fixed.
come at me, tumblrfags.
#78 to #32 - anon (10/13/2015) [-]
However much I hate honeybrew I have to say I agree 100% with this anon
User avatar #86 to #78 - tsuyu (10/13/2015) [-]
Same here
User avatar #91 to #32 - spookyexplain ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
******* hell, anon?

That must be some of the most autistic **** I've ever seen.
#71 to #7 - anon (10/13/2015) [-]
Looks like someone wants to be a red thumb painted whore this halloween
User avatar #80 to #7 - aquaekk (10/13/2015) [-]
Welcome to the internet, where apparently everything is autistic.
#82 to #80 - honeybrew (10/13/2015) [-]
Come on now, porn out of a kids movie is pretty ******* ridiculous, seems to me like everyone on FJ are autistic now a days, since I'm getting showered with red thumbs.

If this **** is normal to you, I don't even know what to say.
User avatar #83 to #82 - aquaekk (10/13/2015) [-]
It's not that, it's more like the only word you can use negatively is "autism" or "cancer".

I'm not saying you can't use them, there are appropriate uses, but is your vocabulary really that bad?

Also, I don't judge. If a person likes maggots, loli, scat, whatever the **** , I don't care. As long as that doesn't directly affect me in any way.
User avatar #85 to #83 - honeybrew (10/13/2015) [-]
No, but it literally is autistic. Seriously.
User avatar #88 to #85 - aquaekk (10/13/2015) [-]
>>#80
#89 to #85 - anon (10/13/2015) [-]
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User avatar #100 to #82 - drpenguinz (10/13/2015) [-]
well i never saw the movie
so...dunno...idc about it?
there is also r34 stuff about characters like lola bunny and i dont know what else...thats also a kids movie but no one complained back then when this site hyped her for a week.
#53 to #7 - bobtombobbob (10/13/2015) [-]
Not the most
bob the builder and koolaide man
#64 to #53 - anon (10/13/2015) [-]
#42 to #7 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
You sir, have made a mistake.
#44 to #42 - fatstupidnerds (10/13/2015) [-]
Dude what the **** man
User avatar #48 to #44 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
You can't honestly say that's not hot. Or maybe you can, but then I won't like you.
#72 to #48 - shiftur (10/13/2015) [-]
It's not hot must be freezing
#49 to #48 - fatstupidnerds (10/13/2015) [-]
it's just so wrong, and arent they related or something?
User avatar #52 to #49 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
They are fictional characters...
#54 to #52 - fatstupidnerds (10/13/2015) [-]
Related fictional characters.. God does not approve of this
User avatar #59 to #54 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
a) God isn't here
b) God disapproves of masturbation, so...
User avatar #66 to #59 - chaosraptor (10/13/2015) [-]
c) the christian god is a fictional character
User avatar #68 to #66 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
All gods are fictional, it's kind of implied.
User avatar #106 to #68 - chaosraptor (10/13/2015) [-]
well when you look deeper into life youd see alot of stuff seems way too engineered to be natural.... but sure as hell not made by some fairy prince in the sky from a book a mere human wrote
User avatar #108 to #106 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
Well, in reality it was simply formed by a handful of physical laws governing minute particles beyond our scope of understanding, which I find much more beautiful.
User avatar #109 to #108 - chaosraptor (10/13/2015) [-]
well when you think of evolution...some things kinda dont seem right

like living things are effectively machines made of meat, and we've proven we can swap parts and keep running like machines

evolution says that time and environment changes species to have traits older species dont have... well how did licking things over millions of years suddenly grant mammals saliva the power to become antibacterial and a blood coagulent....

or some frogs have the power to squirt slightly acidic blood from their eyes or break the bones in their feet and poke them out of the skin to use as claws
some creatures can change gender at will..... or deep ocean fish went blind and grew lightbulbs on their heads

alot of things that seem engineered
User avatar #110 to #109 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
You seem to have been misinformed, the antibacterial properties are either a) an accident of chemistry or b) selected for as individuals with the trait survived better than those without.

Yup, it's called selection. Nature doesn't do weird things unless they work.
Deep ocean fish aren't all blind, and the light is to lure things. Those that make light work better than those that don't. As I recall, the phosphorescence comes from consuming glowing bacteria and slowly gaining the trait, like mitochondria (THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL)
User avatar #111 to #110 - chaosraptor (10/13/2015) [-]
yes but what would cause a fish to suddenly sprout a lightbulb out of its head on a stalk.... or every modern mammal each had the particular mutation to make saliva antibacterial

User avatar #112 to #111 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
Well a long while back deep sea fishies developed bioluminescence. That was likely used for being able to lure in prey. One particular fish had a little patch on it's head, and the longer it was the better it could lure in prey. So bigger lures were preferred and now they have huge ones.

All mammals have the mutation from one common ancestor.
User avatar #113 to #112 - chaosraptor (10/13/2015) [-]
so cats, dogs. giraffes and humans all have the same ancestor?
User avatar #114 to #113 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
Yes... that is kind of the point of evolution.
User avatar #115 to #114 - chaosraptor (10/13/2015) [-]
and even though other species that havent used some of their old traits in a while eventually lost that trait out of disuse..... mankind that hasnt consistantly licked their injuries for a very long time still retains it?

User avatar #116 to #115 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
No species ever lose a trait unless it is directly harmful or made obsolete (ie: a creature with the ability to see in colour losing its eyes)
User avatar #117 to #116 - chaosraptor (10/13/2015) [-]
what about the species of birds that stayed on the ground long enough to become flightless birds with useless wings
User avatar #118 to #66 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
Evidently their wings were a disadvantage, they're unnecessary weight you have to feed.
User avatar #119 to #118 - chaosraptor (10/13/2015) [-]
so again they got comfy on the ground and eventually lost the use of their wings, they atrophied and that became a steady trait
humans havent needed to lick things in a damn long time since they discovered early herbal remedies with plants, but our saliva still carries the properties

like the appendix, that organ used to be bigger but over time became more vestigial
User avatar #120 to #119 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
Well it's only been about 3000 odd years with medicine, which isn't long enough. But as I said, it needs to be a disadvantage before it is removed.

Our appendix is in fact harmful, and since it has become useless now that we don't eat raw plant fibre, we can safely live without it. People are being born without them all the time.
User avatar #121 to #120 - chaosraptor (10/13/2015) [-]
i think mammals including early humans knew about what plants to eat when sick/injured well before a mere 3000 years ago
User avatar #122 to #121 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
Then you would be wrong, medicine is a pretty hard concept to even grasp.
User avatar #123 to #122 - chaosraptor (10/13/2015) [-]
right so humans only figured out eating certain plants when they're sick around 1000BC

sorry to burst your bubble but ancient egyptians had apothecaries mixing herbal remedies up to 4000BC and even before then, humans understood certain plants had certain health properties
User avatar #124 to #123 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
And they lived till 60, not past 100. We're talking severe changes.
User avatar #125 to #124 - chaosraptor (10/13/2015) [-]
*facepalm*

and back then the early herbal medicines made them live longer than they would have otherwise then

mankinds had medicines for well over 6000 years, just improving the quality and capabilities of them over time, and thus extended our lives as a result
User avatar #126 to #125 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
For someone who doesn't get common ancestry you do seem to have an abundant knowledge of human history.
User avatar #127 to #126 - chaosraptor (10/13/2015) [-]
i know common ancestry BUT theres a funny thing caled divergence... aka species go off on totally different biological paths and develop different attributes

mankind is far enough removed from the ancient ancestor to be completely different yet still retain a bodily function that hasnt been used properly in ages
#61 to #59 - fatstupidnerds (10/13/2015) [-]
first of all. God is everywhere. second, she is not masturbating. you can't masturbate with your sisters face dude..
User avatar #62 to #61 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
a) There is no such thing as god, calm down
b) I'm saying this "god" character may not be the best standard of morality.
#63 to #62 - fatstupidnerds (10/13/2015) [-]
god is the very best standard of morality. it's god
User avatar #69 to #63 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
Shhh
User avatar #67 to #63 - chaosraptor (10/13/2015) [-]
"hey lets drown the world and everyone in it except this one boatload of people and animals i cherrypicked to repopulate the earth"

yeah that genocide is so moral
User avatar #70 to #67 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
I read boatload as battletoad. What has the world come to.
#73 to #70 - kierano ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #104 to #70 - chaosraptor (10/13/2015) [-]
means youre a dedicated gamer that you think of game titles off the bat like that
#105 to #104 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
>mfw filthy casual
User avatar #107 to #105 - chaosraptor (10/13/2015) [-]
been a while since i played sega dude
i do still somethings think of pc game titles
User avatar #74 to #61 - shaddyz (10/13/2015) [-]
oh ye of little faith
User avatar #9 to #7 - iforgetwhattosay (10/12/2015) [-]
r34 of a cartoon based off of humans is the most autistic thing you've ever seen?
keep up the good work, there may be hope for you yet.
#8 to #7 - SilverHammer (10/12/2015) [-]
Do you realize how much more there is? Its a ******* lot
#37 to #8 - jaaabrocon ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #27 to #8 - buddywuggle (10/13/2015) [-]
Milk bending*
User avatar #76 to #8 - burningchimera ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
Theres even more MLP porn, what's your point?
User avatar #11 to #8 - admiralen ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
Didnt know i needed this before now
Sauce?
Is there more of this?
User avatar #13 to #11 - asotil (10/13/2015) [-]
Here friend, take a full game based on keeping Korra trapped in your basement as a Sex Slave that requires you to break her mind with Blood Bending first

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#14 to #13 - admiralen ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
Thanks man, here have a greentext
User avatar #20 to #13 - bombswillrain (10/13/2015) [-]
>9 favorites.
>2 thumbs.
Never change FunnyJunk.
User avatar #35 to #13 - YllekNayr (10/13/2015) [-]
but.......this is just a conceptual page.....
this isn't actually a full game
#58 to #47 - vegasstoner ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
hmmmmm....want to download....don't want virus...anyone got a cost/benefit analysis for me???
User avatar #56 to #47 - assassindash ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
The fact you don't have a reply nor single thumb to your name makes me suspicious enough to not click that link....
User avatar #103 to #87 - YllekNayr (10/13/2015) [-]
neat. I'll try this later
#57 to #13 - vegasstoner ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
where the **** do i play it?
User avatar #18 to #13 - navien ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
7 fav no up doots?
#1 - kaboomz (10/12/2015) [-]
das hot cold
User avatar #3 to #1 - murrlogic ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Post Azula fag
#75 to #1 - trollzoll (10/13/2015) [-]
This is Hot Coldman
User avatar #17 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
"Of make me" ******* **** this is the worst thing I've seen today.
User avatar #19 to #17 - spiritfoxsilver (10/13/2015) [-]
Blonde, hair, blue eyes, lives in an areas already covered in snow, Russian maybe?
User avatar #22 to #19 - sptnfouroneseven ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
Isn't the story of Frozen Danish or something?
User avatar #24 to #22 - spiritfoxsilver (10/13/2015) [-]
Yea it is actually.
User avatar #25 to #24 - yips ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
Hello I am Russia Danishland. I am very cute and sex.... dot jaypeg.
#29 - phantompaladin ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
**phantompaladin used "*roll picture*"**
**phantompaladin rolled image**"able of make me"

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User avatar #2 - murrlogic ONLINE (10/12/2015) [-]
Elsanna.

>inb4 incest sisters
#15 to #2 - thepizzadevourer (10/13/2015) [-]
Welp

Guess the duty falls to me then
User avatar #38 to #15 - jellytamer ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
PLEASE POST MORE
#129 to #38 - thepizzadevourer (10/14/2015) [-]
I suppose there's SO MANY lewd pictures of these two, I had no idea
#65 to #15 - anon (10/13/2015) [-]
#30 - luciuseternal ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
Mmm... Tastes like popsicles.
#40 to #30 - dubh (10/13/2015) [-]
Ah, there's always time in the day for some InCase.
User avatar #41 to #30 - evilanakie ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
favorite flavor of popsicle is dick
User avatar #46 to #30 - thechosentroll (10/13/2015) [-]
"Uuuuuuhm......... Elsha?"
"It's stuck again, isn't it?"
"Yesh."
"*sigh* Hand me the hair drier."
#12 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
#55 - vegasstoner ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
the bad news is you werent able of translate comic.
#33 - anon (10/13/2015) [-]
>Anna not the one giving her head
User avatar #60 to #33 - lamentation (10/13/2015) [-]
#30
User avatar #92 to #33 - jimmytwoshoes (10/13/2015) [-]
elsanna we need you
#21 - sabanknight (10/13/2015) [-]
Able of make me....
User avatar #31 to #21 - mastertarium (10/13/2015) [-]
The artist is Spanish. The translator an idiot.
User avatar #90 to #31 - floran ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
no, he speaks Portuguese
User avatar #102 to #90 - mastertarium (10/13/2015) [-]
My mistake. Translator is an idiot though.
#43 - anon (10/13/2015) [-]
Can you make a girl orgasm just by doing oral? But what about those black dudes and their big black dicks? Can you really satisfy a girl as small as your tongue?
im just a child, please have mercy
User avatar #79 to #43 - AcidFlux (10/13/2015) [-]
Yes. The answer is, yes you can. In fact, if you make her cum before you even start ******* her, it's even more intense for her, because she's still enjoying the 'aftershocks' when you penetrate her.
User avatar #84 to #43 - icedmantwo (10/13/2015) [-]
Easy enough to get a girl off with any dick size, depends on a lot more than simple in and out thrusting. If you take the time to stimulate her clit before and/or during the **** , and figure the angles of thrusting that stimulate her the most you can get a girl off easily. Of course not all girls can actually orgasm.
User avatar #50 to #43 - sketchE (10/13/2015) [-]
clitoral stimulation is better than vaginal. most girls have trouble getting off purely vaginal at younger ages, girl correct me
im aware its anon and just acting dumb
#77 to #50 - darknesincontrol (10/13/2015) [-]
need some girls to confirmation or disconfirm
#94 to #77 - floran ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
confirms, I Am grill
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#26 - magicsteel (10/13/2015) [-]
Lol this newb couldn't handle tiny bit of ice
#16 - mastercolossus (10/13/2015) [-]
i have ****** naked in the snow and survived. i might give it a shot with elsa if she were real.
#101 - remzroller (10/13/2015) [-]
**remzroller used "*roll picture*"**
**remzroller rolled image**anyone have any more games like witch trainer
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User avatar #97 to #96 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
Banned.
User avatar #99 to #97 - weedenema (10/13/2015) [-]
Lol tried to get it in time, need an editor.
#95 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (10/13/2015) [-]
... I've wanked to worse.
User avatar #45 - kaiserdjg ONLINE (10/13/2015) [-]
all the english
User avatar #39 - lotengo (10/13/2015) [-]
of make me
Is this polandball?
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