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Brace Yourself

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Submitted: 08/10/2014
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User avatar #1 - swampwaterjack (08/10/2014) [-]
stickied by swampwaterjack
dont subscribe to me
i hate all of you
#10 - twistedrenegadetwo ONLINE (08/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What did that little card say ._. ?
User avatar #18 to #10 - thiotez (08/10/2014) [-]
A little something like this I believe: What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#6 - drl (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
something dont seem right
#8 - blahhhh (08/10/2014) [-]
HFW the baby comes out and he gets to hold it
HFW the baby comes out and he gets to hold it
#7 - pugglerock (08/10/2014) [-]
He's so happy, it's adorable.
#3 - aSARendarsFJWINWIN (08/10/2014) [-]
But happy!
#9 - hypex (08/10/2014) [-]
soooo cuuute
User avatar #19 - yournewestgod (08/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Videos like this make me feel really happy for the people involved, but saddened because I will never have a moment like this with my father.
User avatar #22 to #19 - TheHutchie ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
I know that feel, bro.

Still, it's gonna be really nice to surprise the old asshole with the news at some inconvenient moment. Maybe distract him with it right before I lob a tennis ball.
#17 - natechallenger (08/10/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#29 - mosaicbrain (08/11/2014) [-]
That smile...
#21 - undercow (08/10/2014) [-]
**undercow rolled image** mfw tags
**undercow rolled image** mfw tags
User avatar #28 - fuckmynuts (08/11/2014) [-]
I went to school with the girl who did this
#26 - niblic (08/11/2014) [-]
After a ******* horrible day at work that really put a smile on my face! =]
#24 - karvarausku (08/11/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** "Looks like something you used to suck on where you were a little".

User avatar #23 - bobillho (08/10/2014) [-]
i cant hear what he read on the thing, though i get th gist of the conversation
#20 - charleyman (08/10/2014) [-]
looks like what walter white could have grown into were he not a giant powerhungry asshole ^^
#16 - Womens Study Major (08/10/2014) [-]
**** you, red thumbs for the ****** subscribe **** !
Here have a heartfelt moment, but absorb my **** aswell because i dont give a **** about anything other than some ******* subscriptions!
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