Bountiful Penis. Source: Tumblr. s avin ans I tes: i hate the phrase life. is short" because life is literally the longest thing that any of ‘us will ever exper
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s avin ans I tes:
i hate the phrase
life. is short"
because life is
literally the longest
thing that any of ‘us
will ever experience
unless you experience
my penis
I just choked on my food
that' s not the only thing ycu' ll
choke on
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Submitted: 10/20/2013
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User avatar #1 - crazyolitis (10/20/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Risky, Op. Posting something as sexy as Captain Picard might get you banned...
#11 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
HFW
User avatar #16 - fukinitech (10/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
well be dead longer than well be alive
#35 - fyaq (10/21/2013) [-]
You can totally see Picard's cleavage!

Your ban is coming at the speed of sound on a world class supersonic jet.
#12 - liebebella (10/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
how about that...
how about that...
#47 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/21/2013) [-]
Why didn't the girl hear Django raping her? Because the D is silent
Why didn't the girl hear Django raping her? Because the D is silent
#42 - ridivey (10/21/2013) [-]
"long" is relative. to us, life is the longest thing that will ever happen, but to something else, like say  a tree, or a tortoise, or a flying spaghetti god, a human life is relatively short. so technically, TECHNICALLY  life is short... in perspective
"long" is relative. to us, life is the longest thing that will ever happen, but to something else, like say a tree, or a tortoise, or a flying spaghetti god, a human life is relatively short. so technically, TECHNICALLY life is short... in perspective
#36 - weirddark (10/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #17 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2013) [-]
The Simpsons - Bountiful Penis
User avatar #28 - trowlernotparas (10/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This wasnt funny
#32 to #28 - guitarnigger (10/21/2013) [-]
** ************ rolled a random image posted in comment #6265339 at Admin's life long failure ** tumblr community is full of faggots.
#40 - devildogpratt (10/21/2013) [-]
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#26 - guitarguise ONLINE (10/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't particularly like this rebuttal. Life IS short; not compared to the things that you do, but the things that you want to do. The things that you aspire to do.   
   
Life goes by really quickly, and before you know it, you've missed so many chances to do the things that you wanted to do. Soon enough it will end, all too shortly.   
   
 Sorry for the depressing exposition.
I don't particularly like this rebuttal. Life IS short; not compared to the things that you do, but the things that you want to do. The things that you aspire to do.

Life goes by really quickly, and before you know it, you've missed so many chances to do the things that you wanted to do. Soon enough it will end, all too shortly.

Sorry for the depressing exposition.
#41 - doctorprofessornv ONLINE (10/21/2013) [-]
mfw shavingryansprivates
mfw shavingryansprivates
#31 - blacklightsun (10/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #25 - slapchoppin (10/21/2013) [-]
i think i'll be dead longer than i'll be alive
#24 - tontosrevenge (10/21/2013) [-]
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#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/21/2013) [-]
You tried lightbulb


You Tried
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2013) [-]
Life is short relative to other amounts of time.
#14 - liamdurf (10/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
False, existing is the longest thing you do.
False, existing is the longest thing you do.
User avatar #15 to #14 - quadrilateral (10/20/2013) [-]
You exist for the same amount of time as you live.
Sure, there's a body, and eventually the elements from the broken down body, but those really aren't any more 'you' than a copper wire is a super computer.
User avatar #3 - sirfisticuffs (10/20/2013) [-]
inb4 banned for sexual content.
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