Bought a New Suit.. Hey Funnyjunk! Im really trying really hard to get to #1 on subscribers. Thumbs dont matter as much as views and subscribers do; so if you n
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Bought a New Suit.

Bought a New Suit.. Hey Funnyjunk! Im really trying really hard to get to #1 on subscribers. Thumbs dont matter as much as views and subscribers do; so if you n

Hey Funnyjunk! Im really trying really hard to get to #1 on subscribers. Thumbs dont matter as much as views and subscribers do; so if you never use the subscriber feature, can you just subscribe to me to increase my rank in it? Thanks <3 Love you all, even the butthurt faggots who hate me for no reason <3

How I chose which guetto buy.
I It was
I The gay man
at the more
said i looked
In it
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Submitted: 09/03/2014
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User avatar #19 to #1 - mcbrosephson (09/04/2014) [-]
"Men's Wear"
User avatar #2 - trollzoll (09/03/2014) [-]
I think phanact is unfamiliar with mirrors.
User avatar #20 to #2 - victhree (09/04/2014) [-]
phanact is the gay man at the store
User avatar #3 to #2 - schmuxy (09/03/2014) [-]
I don't think phanact even knows what he posts
#11 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
Oh, I'm a butthurt faggot alright. But I don't hate you for no reason. I suscribed to you just so I could unsubscribe. **** you and your descriptions.
User avatar #18 - commontroll (09/04/2014) [-]
I have my own eyes, and I can very well decide if a suit looks good on me or not.
User avatar #10 - tmbg (09/04/2014) [-]
question: If I get a plaid suit, will I seem like some sort of autist?
User avatar #12 to #10 - lokiwins (09/04/2014) [-]
How old are you? How do you style your hair?
User avatar #14 to #12 - tmbg (09/04/2014) [-]
20. it's long, but I've been thinking about getting it shorter in the back and keeping it pretty long in the front.
User avatar #17 to #14 - lokiwins (09/04/2014) [-]
Make sure you get colours that compliment your skin tone and hair colour though.
User avatar #15 to #14 - lokiwins (09/04/2014) [-]
If you comb it you should be able to pull it off.
User avatar #7 - roflstorm ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Speaking of suits.
Where's a good place to get a cheap, not **** suit?
User avatar #8 to #7 - THISISNOTFUNNY (09/04/2014) [-]
Thrift store... depends where you live though. But in my city i just got a $800 custom made suit that fits me. All you have to do is be patient and look. Also tailoring does wonders.
User avatar #13 to #8 - lokiwins (09/04/2014) [-]
Tailored suit master race
#9 to #8 - roflstorm ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
Here's a cool background
User avatar #6 - hughjackmanfan ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Tbh i like getting compliments from gay guys. It makes me feel special.
User avatar #5 - Kirbyman ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
To be fair, I don't know what a sexy man looks like.

But if the expert says I look sexy, well...
Consider it sold
User avatar #4 - cuntism (09/03/2014) [-]
I had a penchant for Hugo Boss suits, they just made me look But now I put on weight I have like 10 grand of suits that don't fit. Luckily I've become a hermit too so I don't go outside anyway, winner winner chicken dinner
User avatar #16 to #4 - divinecreator (09/04/2014) [-]
what is your job that allows you to spend 10 grand on suits also what are your sizes
User avatar #21 to #16 - cuntism (09/04/2014) [-]
I worked on Silk Road, first as a dealer, then as a bitcoin trader, was earning £4000/day during the height of it.

Ha suits aren't up for grabs, I'm working on fitting into em again My 30th birthday is coming up and having a big bash with like 300 friends (me and my best mate are only a week apart so we do joint birthdays and usually do an event), and I'm determined to fit into it
User avatar #22 to #21 - divinecreator (09/04/2014) [-]
ive been trying to aquire a few things on the silk road but the bitcoin thing was a huge roadblock because alot of sites for trading discontinued certain methods of purchase which were the safest bet in my opinion and the other methods are sketchy. Out of curiosty what did you deal (i kind of want to know if its what im looking for and i wont judge if its not, ive been a irl dealer you can pm me if you want)
User avatar #23 to #22 - cuntism (09/05/2014) [-]
I don't deal anymore so it's no big deal. I started out with research chemicals, legal ones. My mate works for the main distributor in the UK so I was getting any RCs for less than a £1/gram (I got 7 kilos of MXE for £3500, sold it for £20/gram).

But my bitcoin amount became too large and cumbersome to make money so I would then buy other stuff in bulk from silk road, like benzos, weed, and coke, and give that to dealers in real life for money, was easier than turning the coins around.

But then I was still making too much money so I started an anonymous bitcoin business that worked via the post - people would send me cash through the post, recorded delivery, and I would send the bitcoins. I did this from a separate account though so nobody could link me. I would send the bitcoins as soon as someone gave me the tracking number to prove the money was in the post, so they didn't have to wait, and because it was silk road they got the coins instantly. I then expanded to become more legit and used bank transfers, at which point the money just became silly, in 1 day I earned over £16000.

But then my fiance passed away and I took a break, then I heard silk road shut down and I lost a load of bitcoins I had stored there, but I had loads of spare cash so wasn't too big a deal, then mtgox shut down too and I lost money there too ha.

I'm starting back up as a bitcoin biz soon
User avatar #24 to #23 - divinecreator (09/05/2014) [-]
damn a smart selfmade man. ive only dreamed of doing something like this in theory but you actually did it. i go to a couple of local gyms and see a ******** of people trying to juice(athletes,bodybuilders,and average joes) but they have no source and the whole weed/adderall dealing thing is for highschool kids unless youre moving large quantities. anyways i digress props to you man youre like a mini heisenburg
User avatar #25 to #24 - cuntism (09/05/2014) [-]
Ha thanks man. I started dealing when I was in my early teens and done it on and off my whole adult life so it's just something that I'm good at. Never been arrested or even questioned, I had a stash house raided but the occupants only had a nickname and a burner number so nothing came back to me (was a hairy ******* time, luckily I had people watching them for me so I knew they were trying to lure me in after they got busted).

Also luck played the biggest part - the guy who started me off with weed, I grew up with him we swapped NES games, went to him one day to get an ounce, he gave me a lb and said pay him back whenever. When I moved onto coke I happened to know the biggest distributor in my area so was getting the highest grade coke for half the price that the ****** stuff was going for.

Then with the RCs, I'm the godfather to the guy's kids who gets it me wholesale... ****** just worked out well for me.
User avatar #26 to #25 - divinecreator (09/05/2014) [-]
its all about the connections.Ive had many conversations on fj and by far this one was the coolest. From one man to another im sorry to hear about your fiance ,get in shape(for those suits), stay safe, and happy 30th for when the day comes.
User avatar #27 to #26 - cuntism (09/05/2014) [-]
Cheers buddy. Yeah I got some cool stories from over the years, met some cool people, did a lot...probably too many drugs I'm really surprised I'm still alive (my record is 24 x pills in 1 rave over a 12 hour period, was up for 3 eyes were vibrating at one point, was intense).

Had a fun life, feels like I'm paying for it now, it's hard to motivate myself to move on without the missus, just feel...incomplete.
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