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#2 - fridgelogic ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #4 to #2 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
Nanomachineroonies, sonerino.
#3 - anon (12 hours ago) [-]
Sorry to be a party pooper, but tatoos are also taboo.
#5 to #3 - darcabyss (11 hours ago) [-]
Only if they continue to follow the rules from before Jesus was crucified, which absolved humanity as a whole of all previous sins, including the original sin (Eve eating the fruit of knowledge) and thus nullified all previous covenants with God, so we can now eat bacon without going to hell.

I have the misfortune of being around a religious ******* nutcase sometimes, so I learn stuff to shut him up.
#21 to #5 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
New Testament still follows the clause of treating your body as if it were a Temple of God, and that the only reason you should even consider maligning your body is if you're under threat of committing a dire sin (hence Jesus Christ's anecdote of it being better to cut off your own hand that would have you sin than let it remain).
You'd still probably get ****** if the nutcases knew their **** , but they rarely ever actually read the damn book in-depth either.
User avatar #29 to #21 - derpthefifth (4 hours ago) [-]
Suicide is a sin, if i didn't eat bacon i would eventually commit suicide by starvation. BOOM
User avatar #10 to #5 - battletechmech (9 hours ago) [-]
Flanders follows the old testament as well "Just in case"
#11 to #10 - darcabyss (9 hours ago) [-]
Well, he fiddly-diddly ****** up.
#6 to #5 - merrrione (11 hours ago) [-]
dont you need baptism to get rid of your original sin?
it's been a long time since sunday school
#9 to #6 - darcabyss (9 hours ago) [-]
That's more of a ritual of admission or adoption into the faith, but viewed as required for salvation. Some religions also believe it to be washing away sins, yeah, but that's more on a personal level, rather than humanity as a whole.
User avatar #8 to #6 - killerliquid (9 hours ago) [-]
yes
User avatar #26 - omegadynasty (5 hours ago) [-]
**omegadynasty rolled user Decode **
Who Flanders will== kill== forgive next.
#12 - doucheonmandic (8 hours ago) [-]
Born to Diddly*
User avatar #32 - masterboll (3 hours ago) [-]
new breaking bad looks great
User avatar #20 - kula (6 hours ago) [-]
[Internet's Core] - Riddly Diddly
#23 - krayon ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
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**krayon rolled image** Ned's breaking the rules of Leviticus!
#33 to #23 - lulzdealer (3 hours ago) [-]
*breaking rules made specifically for the Hebrew people, and even more specifically the tribe of Levi; hence the name "Leviticus".
#28 to #23 - anon (4 hours ago) [-]
goddamn
User avatar #31 to #23 - selongb ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
I assume this is about the tattoos, most christians don't pay attention to the old testament, which is why they don't keep kosher. so as a result, they wouldn't feel bad about getting a tattoo.
#34 - mondprinzessin (2 hours ago) [-]
my favorite Simpsons opening yet, and there are alot..
#1 - amoryquinn (01/11/2016) [-]
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**amoryquinn rolled image** >The God Squad
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#22 - pikumin (5 hours ago) [-]
>Thou must kill forgive Simpson.

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