Loooong ago, in a distant land, I, VAATU, shapeshifting master of not-spiritness, unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE BOOTY!

But a foooolish Avatar, wielding a magic chest, stepped forth to oppose me.

Before the final job was blow'd, I TWOAH open a portal in time, and FLUNG her into my ass! Now the fool seeks to return the passt, and undo the evil that is VAATU.