Body language. . Woo, this actually feels nice. [could see this maybe going But more importantly, if I' m really quiet I think I can stick It in again while she
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Woo, this actually feels
nice. [could see this
maybe going
But more
importantly, if I' m really
quiet I think I can stick
It in again while she' s
still sleeping.
God dammit. I KNEW I
shouldn' t have ignored
the fact that she had
more armpit hair- than
me. Or that hall’-
formed ballsac.
Owhh crap. Oh crap oh
crap oh crap. I can' t
believe I used the ‘let' s
be more than just
friends' line to get laid.
Or the ‘you understand
me better than anyone
else' aine. Or the?
want you to be my
girlfriend after this' line.
dent panic, She
doesn' t know the
condom broke. She
totally could have
gotten it from someone
else. Just play it cool,
and she' ll never HOLY
**** THIS IS BAD.
THIS. IS, EEAD.
tilt, seriously. That has
NEVER happened
before, I swear. I' m
usually a me. three
hour kind of guy. I was
just nervous because I
like you so much. Uh
Please dent leave. My
roommate beats me
when you’ re not here.
So baby, was it good
forsyth forget it, I
never even had an
erection in the first
place. New please
leave so I can strangle
myself with the bra
you' re conveniently
going to Forget.
Dori' trudge me.
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#8 - jugularj (05/15/2014) [+] (25 replies)
#3 - infinitereaper (05/15/2014) [+] (7 replies)
cripples need love too :[
User avatar #5 to #3 - pokemonnuzlocke (05/15/2014) [-]
They should get love too but they don't need to bring the entire ******* wheelchair in the bed.
#42 - iassume (05/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I would be careful with this statement...
#57 - sekeido (05/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#2 - dephira (05/15/2014) [+] (33 replies)
Is this somehow supposed to imply that being the little spoon is not the **** from time to time?
#4 - naitsabesh ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
#66 - grimmwaters ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
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#53 - entername (05/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
whats the hardest part to eat on a vegetable
...... the wheelchair
#44 - firesnake (05/15/2014) [-]
I'm just impressed he managed to hoist the wheelchair on there as well.
I'm just impressed he managed to hoist the wheelchair on there as well.
#62 - notnewaccount (05/15/2014) [-]
I've been reading it as a storyline till the fat one.
User avatar #7 - gayboard (05/15/2014) [-]
**** you being the little spoon is a great experience it's like giving a piggyback without the strain.
#74 - pepemex (05/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Implying a man would even speak to a woman with armpit hair
#80 to #74 - catburglarpenis (05/15/2014) [-]
What about every man in Russia?
User avatar #46 - lskovfoged ONLINE (05/15/2014) [-]
I'll just leave this here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQmgHrSReCM
User avatar #37 - aytoktonik (05/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
2-3 hours kinf of guy ? Watchout there mr.superman
User avatar #34 - therealtjthemedic (05/15/2014) [-]
Kollektivet knows what's up.
Kollektivet: Music Video - I wanna be the little spoon
#86 - kez (05/15/2014) [-]
Number 3 is the only spooning that I can do.

I get immediate dead arm if i'm on my side since i'm a large guy Sports, not fat
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