And then how do you **** ?
Ileus can lead to peritonitis and be lethal if untreated.
And as a short term measure to make the abdomen seem bigger - even if it works it's more likely that you look fat, not pregnant
You don't. You really don't. Best case scenario you find it gross and are scarred for life. Worst case, you actually dig it and end up having to hide it from every girlfriend, family member, and friend in your life and try to hide your boners when you see a pregnant woman in public.
Man, you think all this stuff out with logic and stuff. I just follow wherever my urges lead me. Hasn't led me anywhere that bad yet, but maybe I should think about that type of thing more.
I was like you once. Urges leading my dick to fun places.
Then I found out the hard way that having sex with a pregnant chick isn't so great. The illusion was shattered and my whole fetish crumbled around me.
I made a vow then and there to never let that happen again.
what the heck man, hes got "inflationdave" written real big on it like someone's actually gonna steal it god I hope nobody out there would want that image.
Yes.
>Hey you- cunt. Throw the money up here!
>Do you want be to blow the place up just give me the ******* money!
>THANK YOU!
>Roll out and die trying to escape