Did you know?
During wwy major James
Robertson hatched a plan to
steal one of only 20 german
tanks from no mans land.
Now the first thing you need to know is
there was no reasen to get this tank, the
thing was stuck in the middle of no mans
land and in no way a threat to anyone
But the 26th batallion was not known for
giving a flying fuck, They did not want it
to use it against the enemy or any heroic
crap like that, they simply wanted to say
Fuck you pricks leek what we got" to the
Germans whe we must assume by now
had pissed them off
Getting it was not exactly an easy thing to
do either, they were under machine gun
fire as well as being attacked with mustard
gas so it is safe to assume at this point that
they were completely bat shit fucking
So what is the point of all this you might be
wondering, well it turns out that tank they stole
ended up being the only one left in existence.
and the only reasen we still have it is 13 men
could not find a fuck to give.
God bless you magnificent bastards.