Blond joke. . An old, blind cowboy wanders into an biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while
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Blond joke

An old, blind cowboy wanders into
an biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and
orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde
joke?'
The bar immediately falls
absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman
next to him says,
Before you tell that joke,
Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you
are blind,
that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl
with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde
girl.
3. I' m a tvoot tall,
blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4. The woman sitting next to
me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is
blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously,
Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second,
shakes his head, and mutters,
No... not if I' m gonna have
to explain it five times.'
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Submitted: 08/12/2014
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#2 - akikislam (08/13/2014) [-]
bitches need to chill the 						****					 out....
bitches need to chill the **** out....
User avatar #3 - warioteam (08/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
this makes me wonder
if he was born blind, wouldnt he find it odd that we base jokes on the sheer concept of hair color? Puts racism itself in perspective, too.
 
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