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pappathethird (11/02/2015) [-] I did the alphabet thing to my gf, and when I got to J she stopped med and said: "You're just licking the alphabet!"
MFW
MFW
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pappathethird (11/02/2015) [-] Well there's this really popular show in my (small) country where they talk about it in an episode and ever snce it's kinda been a common joke. Apparently a little too common
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sonofposeidon (11/02/2015) [-] Last night at our Halloween party my private sexy time woman friend and I went into my room to get nasty, and I decided to go down on her. I haven't done it since my sophomore year of high school, and being a college sophomore I felt less than up to the task but alcohol often sends inhibitions hurling into the abyss. I was going like you do when you forget your spoon at home but wanna eat your yogurt and I just kept doing it. For the life of me, I couldn't help but think of key lime yogurt (the Chiobani **** ) and how good it is. I start thinking more about food and how much I drank and started feeling nauseous. I then forgot I wasn't actually eating yogurt and when I caught a whiff of what I was doing I couldn't take it. Spent the rest of the night throwing up while she snorted a xanax off of my Scooby Doo on Zombie Island DVD.
MFW this wouldn't have happened if I thanked Mr Skeletal
MFW this wouldn't have happened if I thanked Mr Skeletal
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frankwest (11/02/2015) [-] Those two words hit me with so much Nostalgia
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMPV1JoDSs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMPV1JoDSs
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unfitninjuh (11/02/2015) [-] G4 removed a ton of shows to become more like SpikeTV and failed and Adam Sessler took so much cocaine that he became a full blown SJW.
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gayhorsedallar (11/02/2015) [-] [x] is on the chan
[x] knows how to eat pussy
[x] smokes weed
[x] makes a girl come
[x] made it all up
[x] knows how to eat pussy
[x] smokes weed
[x] makes a girl come
[x] made it all up
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talldumbdork ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-] Only autisitic fags point out that only autistic fags point out that greentexts are made up.
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needsauceadmisblan (11/02/2015) [-] Only autisitic fags point out that only autistic fags point out that only autistic fags point out that greentexts are made up
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talldumbdork ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-] Don't worry lil ***** we are all a little autistic on the vast spectrum of autism. Some of us have more Ass than Burgers.
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Tusura (11/02/2015) [-] Whenever I'm going down on the wife, I spell out words in a sentence.
Stupid things like "I love your vagina" "This is fun" "I enjoy pussy"
All that matters is you're not doing the same movement over and over again.
She doesn't know what I'm doing, and it gets her off.
It amuses me, and it gets the job done.
Stupid things like "I love your vagina" "This is fun" "I enjoy pussy"
All that matters is you're not doing the same movement over and over again.
She doesn't know what I'm doing, and it gets her off.
It amuses me, and it gets the job done.
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catburglarpenis (11/02/2015) [-] Eh, I've always played the "find the spot where she tenses up, and stay there. Don't vary speed or tempo or pressure, just keep doing what you're doing until she climaxes" game with my wife.
It was a tidbit I got from Tim Ferris in "4 Hour Body" a million years ago when I read it. Worked before, and indeed ever since. I mean think of it: I got my dingle-donger blown by a fat chick probably 10 years ago (it was so incredible that I still remember, also I'm an oldfag if you haven't guessed) and with nothing but her mouth, skill, wits and the backing of the Chaos Emeralds, she brought me to orgasm where I gleefully painted her digestive system with potential children.
It was a long process though. Instead of using a continual-build process of sucking and alternatively jerking with "Saliva" brand lubricant as my other partners did in my future sexual misadventures, she used only her mouth. As such, when her mouth got tired she just kind of rubbed it on the inside of her cheek while looking at me seductively. So the process was a roller coaster orgasm build which built me to 4, then 3. 6, then 5. 8, then 7. 9, then 8, then finally 10.
Sure it was worth the wait and it was an incredible BJ but for the giver it was torturous. You want to prevent mouth fatigue, go for gold from the get-go and find the spot and stick with it. Don't divide your men- exploit the enemy's weakness and charge!
I like pussy as much as the next guy, but I've never liked lock jaw.
It was a tidbit I got from Tim Ferris in "4 Hour Body" a million years ago when I read it. Worked before, and indeed ever since. I mean think of it: I got my dingle-donger blown by a fat chick probably 10 years ago (it was so incredible that I still remember, also I'm an oldfag if you haven't guessed) and with nothing but her mouth, skill, wits and the backing of the Chaos Emeralds, she brought me to orgasm where I gleefully painted her digestive system with potential children.
It was a long process though. Instead of using a continual-build process of sucking and alternatively jerking with "Saliva" brand lubricant as my other partners did in my future sexual misadventures, she used only her mouth. As such, when her mouth got tired she just kind of rubbed it on the inside of her cheek while looking at me seductively. So the process was a roller coaster orgasm build which built me to 4, then 3. 6, then 5. 8, then 7. 9, then 8, then finally 10.
Sure it was worth the wait and it was an incredible BJ but for the giver it was torturous. You want to prevent mouth fatigue, go for gold from the get-go and find the spot and stick with it. Don't divide your men- exploit the enemy's weakness and charge!
I like pussy as much as the next guy, but I've never liked lock jaw.
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bakagaijin (11/02/2015) [-]
**** ... time to drown in the red sea, but a captain goes down with his ship
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mangostormlegend (11/02/2015) [-] Ponies are only thumbed down if they're irrelevant. That, however, is the absolute perfect reaction to go with your comment.
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thefunnyside (11/02/2015) [-] I imagine that you trace out the shape of the letter "a" with your tongue
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vortexrain (11/03/2015) [-] That'd still be asking a question, I'd just be asking myself instead of unhelpful assholes.
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vortexrain (11/03/2015) [-] I'd tried to imagine what "licking the alphabet" would look like, and all I could picture was some kind of retarded Morse code, that's why I asked in the first place? Also, I knew what I picture definitely wasn't right, and that's why I even bothered asking. The absurdity of it is a big reason why I didn't elaborate on why I asked it in my original comment. I've never had sex, and despite being twenty-one, still have questions, and am still nervous about asking about this kind of stuff. Put it this way; I'd rather ask questions now than be "in the moment", and have no ******* clue what I'm doing.
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cormy (11/03/2015) [-] kek.
While I appreciate your drawn out backstory to your comment, I still think it surprising that you weren't able to think of a solution for yourself.
I don't really care about your motives or goals, I just couldn't understand how you couldn't follow what was going on in this thread nor the licking technique in the first place. Spelling the alphabet with your tongue is done the same way as spelling it with a pen/pencil/crayon/finger.
While I appreciate your drawn out backstory to your comment, I still think it surprising that you weren't able to think of a solution for yourself.
I don't really care about your motives or goals, I just couldn't understand how you couldn't follow what was going on in this thread nor the licking technique in the first place. Spelling the alphabet with your tongue is done the same way as spelling it with a pen/pencil/crayon/finger.
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hashtronaut (11/02/2015) [-] you would have a little ******* common sense and not need to ask it...
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vvthegreats (11/03/2015) [-]
Spell this for me: D-U-M-B-A-S-S
Oh wait I already did it for you . . . so now spell it out with your tongue.
Oh wait I already did it for you . . . so now spell it out with your tongue.
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kirkbot (11/02/2015) [-] **kirkbot rolled user derpthefifth **
when did your autism dawn upon you?
when did your autism dawn upon you?
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hairyforcekin (11/02/2015) [-] Probably whenever he realized his account name is "depthefifth"
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saltyfries (11/03/2015) [-] And Moimoi of Shichimi, that's what google says, i don't get it either
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marcsman (11/02/2015) [-]
Oh, so you basically draw the alphabet on her clit. it took me a second.
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anon (11/02/2015) [-]
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