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7 is this a praying ,
mantis’?
Delivered
That' s how they get you.
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Submitted: 10/13/2013
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#1 - xylerthewolf ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
#3 - ofmiceandmen (10/14/2013) [-]
Ah yes, the praying mantis. The only insect badass enough to look something 100x its size straight in the eye with their arms spread like, "What you lookin' at bitch? We got a problem?"
User avatar #5 - spookyghostparty (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> Getting ready to leave work today
> Been kind of sick the last couple of days
> Saying seeya to everyone
> Manager: "Bye! Don't sleep with the fishes!"
> Me: "Hey, they came on to me."
> 404 Response not found
> Walk out the door without another word
#2 - soulkiller (10/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#6 - pappathethird (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#16 - darnhaz (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#4 - Kibaxyru (10/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 to #7 - thefates ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
Its earned the name based on the stance it uses when waiting for prey. It holds its front limbs together as if praying.
#24 - articulate (10/14/2013) [-]
If you don't come willingly you will cum forcefully.
If you don't come willingly you will cum forcefully.
#27 - lemonlord ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
gets me every time
#25 - funnyfuuuuuu (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"shhh shhh shhh shhhhhh... It'll all be over soon"
"shhh shhh shhh shhhhhh... It'll all be over soon"
#11 - dickticklerluv (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
kinda like this
kinda like this
User avatar #20 - harbingerwolf (10/14/2013) [-]
You know they dont always eat the males after mating dont you?
Its just a common misconception, eating the males has nothing to do with fertility at all. If the female is hungry and the male is careless then he will get munched, but every other time he can get away uneaten. This is going from experiance in the mantis breeding hobby.
#40 - gamingben (10/19/2013) [-]
**gamingben rolled a random image posted in comment #6197860 at AUTISM PLAYGROUND ** i think unrelated...
#38 - anonymous (10/14/2013) [-]
ANONS CAN POST PICS!  AGE OF OPPRESSION IS OVER!!!
ANONS CAN POST PICS! AGE OF OPPRESSION IS OVER!!!
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#29 - anonymous (10/14/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6226393 at Young gay liberal men with aids forum ** hfw he has sex with it anyways
#22 - valiantaura (10/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Getting eaten by a mantis? That's my fetish.
Getting eaten by a mantis? That's my fetish.
#18 - thevsamoviessecond (10/14/2013) [-]
But as for dolphins, there is no escape.
But as for dolphins, there is no escape.
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