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Black Twitter& Other #7. My boyfriend is on deployment and good lord he is getting buffly ripped!! I really like that and all but it's making me feel like I sho

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My boyfriend is on deployment and good lord he is getting buffly ripped!! I really like that and all but it's making me feel like I should get in shape as well. Which is a good thing. Anyway. If there is any fellow funny junkers who are serving in the US military or any other country military, I thank you for your service. I love you all!! Even if you don't love me back<3

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Teachers be like "the bell doesn' t dismiss you I
dismiss you"

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#7 - gammajk (02/03/2015) [-]

#18 to #7 - churchguy (02/03/2015) [-]

Jesus...

#11 to #7 - tehbomb (02/03/2015) [-]

this is the best one

#14 to #7 - boomboomsha (02/03/2015) [-]

j...oh boy, i've never called him before...jokexplain?

#23 to #14 - jokexplain (02/03/2015) [-]

Caught me slippin bae

dangler has it

#24 to #23 - dangler (02/03/2015) [-]

Saw my chance and I took it.

#21 to #14 - dangler (02/03/2015) [-]

People have been parodying the "meme apparatus" frog especially with the black tweets, and they parodies are getting more and more abstract.

#22 to #21 - dangler (02/03/2015) [-]

*the

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#1 - rahtoga (02/02/2015) [-]

Disregard females, acquire currency.

#2 to #1 - anon (02/02/2015) [-]

Even better when a chick says it. Even better when she says it using the periodic table of elements. 10/10 would fluorine uranium carbon potassium with

+11

#5 - anon (02/02/2015) [-]

LE FROG BREATHING THROUGH BLACK TWEETS MASK SO FAHNNY LELELELE

#4 - shifte (02/02/2015) [-]

#9 - DemonMatt (02/03/2015) [-]

#8 - mattdoggy (02/03/2015) [-]

That first one
>be in agg mech class
>we learn how to weld, operate machinery, fix farm tools, etc.
>while cutting out some metal one day one of the girls hears the bell and goes to leave
>"The bell doesn't excuse you, i do, now please go back to your station we have to clean up first"
>she decides she's ready to go now so just goes to leave as soon as the teacher isn't looking
>she put the torch flame out but didn't stop the gas which is like guaranteed explosion
>teacher waits until next time she's there welding and the bell goes off
>he grabs a paper bag, shuts the torch flame off, and fills the bag with the cutter fuel
>he sparks it back up and says "hey anon, you forgot to turn of your gas, it could easily BOOM"
>he had run the bag of gas under the flame and made it let out a nice little explosion
>for the girl she got so scared she cried and told the principle on the teacher
>the teacher didn't tell us but i heard the principle loved it but said not to do it to her again
>that girl never once left without the teachers permission

#17 - anon (02/03/2015) [-]

If the purge were legal arsonists would be everywhere burning **** down which would ruin the economy. Schools, police stations, prisons, etc. would be blown up or burnt down. Break out all the ****** . Give the police problems with the stations so that they're too busy to catch the ****** again. Rob ******* every store. That ***** next door got that sweet xbone/ps4/wiiu with all them games, you know i'm jackin all his **** . Purge is good in theory, which is release all crime in one day to reduce most if not all crime for the rest of the year but even if it works it won't be worth the damage.

#13 - phtholognyrrh ONLINE (02/03/2015) [-]

need to clean that damn piece

#3 - Russian Reversal ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]

#20 - dangler (02/03/2015) [-]

I wish there were more good white jokes besides "shoot up the school" ones. I love racist jokes and there just aren't enough white ones.

#12 - xcoreyx (02/03/2015) [-]

> twitter post relating to weed
> must be black people

#15 to #12 - xxkosukexx (02/03/2015) [-]

Oh yeah because only black people smoke weed. You think black people use bongs ***** ? We smoke blunts.

#16 to #12 - ipaintmyfloor (02/03/2015) [-]

Black Twitter& Other #7

#19 to #16 - xcoreyx (02/03/2015) [-]

I'm dumb, my bad

#10 - banfio (02/03/2015) [-]

I SAW NIP! ASSEMBLE THE BAN HAMMER!

#6 - anon (02/03/2015) [-]

Actually, not enough people were killing each other.
The whole premise behind The Purge: Anarchy was that not enough poor people were participating, so the government had to kill them.