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fatbutler (12/28/2015) [-] According to the first post, I meet one of the qualifications of "real ******** ".
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sgtmajjohnson (12/28/2015) [-] He's the president of a nation of 320 million people, with a GDP of $17 trillion. If he isn't stressed, you should be worried about his involvement. This aging trend has happened with just about every president other than based Teddy Roosevelt, but then again he shrugged off a gunshot wound.
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sgtmajjohnson (12/28/2015) [-] But he had already had polio for 12 years by the time of his election.
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aabbccddeeffgghhii (12/28/2015) [-] Fair play to him though, four terms during the biggest conflict ever. Didn't do too bad considering.
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sgtmajjohnson (12/28/2015) [-] No doubt; though he was only president for less than four years of wartime, he was elected in the middle of the great depression. Lincoln is the one who suffered the most, though. Incompetent officers meant he was responsible for much of the Union war strategy, even while he was governing a country in the midst of war (imagine being Eisenhower and FDR at the same time). He was also right on the border between North and South, and so was under constant threat. Additionally, his wife was mentally ill and his son died in the middle of the war. He had a lot of **** going on.
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swimmingprodigy (12/29/2015) [-] bill was straight chillin the entire time; fixin the economy while Monica sucked on his schlong all day long
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creamymcgee (12/28/2015) [-] >dinner prayers that last longer than 20 seconds
The absolute worst. My family always kept it simple by saying "Come lord Jesus, be our guest. Let these gifts to us be blessed. Amen" Rhymes and is short as they come.
The absolute worst. My family always kept it simple by saying "Come lord Jesus, be our guest. Let these gifts to us be blessed. Amen" Rhymes and is short as they come.
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horsehat (12/28/2015) [-] would anyone please explain to me how somebody born in USA can speak(write) like this? and holy **** , english is one of the easiest languages
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theimmortalbeaver (12/29/2015) [-] Actually, according to modern cultural experts, BEV (Black English Vernacular) is a perfectly acceptable and legitimate use of the English language.
In other news, I've learned absolutely nothing of value from College.
In other news, I've learned absolutely nothing of value from College.
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evilpotato (12/28/2015) [-] Ebonics. Either they're stupider than they look, or they think it sounds cool/funny.
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octagon (12/29/2015) [-] Ppl in the community get teased for using proper English and pronunciation.
They are accused of "Talkin' White and actin' white"
Its a bunch of people that are shamed into never bettering themselves and people that make sure no one moves ahead of them in life so they don't have to change to keep up.
They are accused of "Talkin' White and actin' white"
Its a bunch of people that are shamed into never bettering themselves and people that make sure no one moves ahead of them in life so they don't have to change to keep up.
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anonymoose (12/29/2015) [-] There's a shop in my city (Belfast) that sells only crisp sandwiches.
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soyfriedbryce ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-] See, thing about this is, so does literally everyone. You release them into the wild, expect **** to be thrown back. Thats what happens if you get cocky and edgy and think you have more on other people than they have on you. There will always be at least one person with the information to ruin you out there. So just be a smart guy and dont get rid of the only leverage you have.
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hazeleyedstranger (12/28/2015) [-] You ain't a real ***** if you never put chips on a slice of pizza
