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#6 - sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Has DJ Khaled ever said anything comprehensible? "I got so much jurly (jewelry)" and "my sound is akreiate (accurate)" already made me think he was half retarded. Obnoxiously shouting his name at the beginning of every song (what the **** is up with that? Jason Derulo and DJ Mustard do those same stupid callouts of their own name) was what made me realize that he is fully retarded.
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#49 to #6 - blackjesusatheist (01/10/2016) [-]
as far as shouting names goes, its a producer/owner/writer/artist tag. producers like Make Will, Hucci, and Stooki Sound do it. It's basically to pump people up because the artists/producers are known for making really good music.
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User avatar #55 to #47 - rudeobuteo (01/10/2016) [-]
what the **** is with this narcissistic culture of critique, annoying and gay
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#38 to #6 - Bobtheblob (01/10/2016) [-]
They say that everytime DJ Khaled yells his own name, Israel carpet bombs Gaza to make sure another one isn't created.
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User avatar #40 to #38 - toosexyforyou (01/10/2016) [-]
another one
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#32 to #6 - samxdaxman (01/10/2016) [-]
I followed him on snapchat to see what kind of retarded **** he does all day. First thing I see him doing is spraying a stone lion statue with a garden hose while shouting "LION".

In all seriousness, he's just a harmless, lovable idiot with a love for egg whites.
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User avatar #31 to #6 - spoopyskeleton (01/10/2016) [-]
He's not hurting anyone and he doesn't have bad intentions. Just a lovable idiot who has access to social media.
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#33 to #31 - thefourthdirective (01/10/2016) [-]
GIF
Beat me to it
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User avatar #23 to #6 - borderlineparanoid ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
I love DJ Khaled so much.

He's lovable goof and we should protect him. His snapchat is priceless.
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User avatar #21 to #6 - NutHut ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
THEY DONT WANT US TO EAT
YA GOTTA PAY TO EAT
THEY TRIED TO HIDE THE KEYS........NOTICE HOW I SAID TRIED
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#50 to #21 - blackjesusatheist (01/10/2016) [-]
people ask me why i smell so good. I don't where no cologne. my secret... coco butta
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#16 to #6 - funnyhard (01/09/2016) [-]
**funnyhard used "*roll picture*"**
**funnyhard rolled image** Seriously, I still wonder how he made so much money off being retarded and untalented?
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#12 to #6 - arthurfj (01/09/2016) [-]
He's hilarious on snapchat and actually quite motivational
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#20 to #12 - unfitninjuh (01/09/2016) [-]
I ******* love it when he talks about "They" as if they're the Jewish Illuminati
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User avatar #7 to #6 - xskullgirlsx (01/09/2016) [-]
Not just that but he also pronounces his own name wrong

Kinda funny really
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#15 to #7 - funnyhard (01/09/2016) [-]
**funnyhard used "*roll picture*"**
**funnyhard rolled image** DJ Halid, Aloha Snackbar!
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#78 to #15 - shekelnator (01/10/2016) [-]
now thats a roll
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User avatar #61 to #15 - thempc (01/10/2016) [-]
nice roll
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User avatar #8 to #7 - sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Do you think he can read? Or is it a Floyd Mayweather situation?
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User avatar #9 to #8 - xskullgirlsx (01/09/2016) [-]
My friend made a joke that his vocabulary is just slowly deteriorating and in like 7 years he's just going to be a mumbling mess of a rapper
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User avatar #10 to #9 - sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Ah, so in keeping with the boxing analogy, he's more Mohammed Ali than Mayweather.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - xskullgirlsx (01/09/2016) [-]
Pretty much yeah
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