Blåck twææts cømp 33: welcome black!
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bjornkrage [OP](12/13/2015) [+] (15 replies)
Dis dude done do'd mentioned: theoldfritz froot creepydudewatching ikweetnietmeer amicoolnowmom darkii pixeldisaster superpianoman lathuz saeglopur funnyhat bewailedbadger vampyric tsnkami pcmihnea rastagoatman thejusticar latentvirtue thehistorylover axelimith tatsuma ZaneReptile dantestorm onlylettersyousay kanaka captainbalu sonofposeidon markonj ohshoot legoseed stonetomcat ohlookahollybush mitchok civilizationv ciacheczko alphagex shivaspace anon mspaintexplian coreyfreak junifae froggen jkubuz mexicandudeinsd uleaveinpieces heymantheduck fjaggot mrfix silasersej betterguygreg egimentbluefly DickAndBalls abesimpson StinkyCheese stompingalex topmantoby damnfaithlessdogs bendingtimeisgood twelvemustang fishinyourface kolpster allion nyiagh lobocop putinlover alphagex joxa dannymaff hexproof psyachu skullington arktorious metacobalion fistings purdon centurionprime downstrait cameldwarf ogthegreat talldumbdork larrallina venilly jacoban onceapiece flameblaze puresoul fruitsponchisg ilovepawgs dankest funnyhard fappening muggle dingdongsingsong plumotje mysticmelon ayyylien stonetomcat lorddeathof ninjatacos cowboycat demonicknighty arcticassassin munchyman unautorcualquiera talldumbdork brianhanerjr horza skantix thatlittledoll etiennesk mongobaum riffz mindor tomtomvdp captainpooters raikoninja nigeltheoutlaw amaquelin silversspoon infernozoo iexs ************ HAMMATIMEZ nocakeforthetroll dehumanizer anacondadont phantomcrest peezle christhulu zistheman ************* thehumblebraggart hardjunk youhi mindor iceguy zombieflorist wopwop bwiedieter mihail denisDARussian gafasipo abnormalgames troels irishman professoraquard ditka Gandalfthewhite lamentation rousingloki jetpistol tokazakime keepyourselfalive thenoahgoesree brandnewaccount goldexperiences christofferse lordnk salai chucknorrisnija makonius protectorofjam theady anormalwhale jcjohnson dubstepforme issuesmcgee adolfsatan ufokinwotmate andrestrololol anothercommonguy thebrrw kingofunnyjunk diamondhack xenause anonmuncher tehubernation alpako galadvin royrogersmcfreely barbiebril helgheimftw jokersaysameuseme alpako sirosd anisbanana eneru elcreepo yaybacon suikerpapa kingshibe temporalguardian urineidiot asotil mcmattz iluvnutella goticblake thedrgonzo dzaovnied loozx acebuck totolord absolutelynyet fusionman knarlyfish leafonthewind geross shiftur tjmixx sushininja drunkasaurus thegamepixel selfdenyingbeggar zelyx zerua djurei royrogersmcfreely toastiewaffles yalgruf gabeinated yippiyak theahhnold beatmasterz randomnab gamblingriverman wearethedead royrogersmcfreely
It's been a long time, but i'm finally back! I have had a lot of work to do (lmao), so i haven't had time (didn't feel like doing these), but here i am! I just got this dank ass new mechanical keyboard, so i'm pretty much just looking for an excuse to write a super long paragraph here, i mean, the clickity clackities are just so damn satisfying. Really. And it was only like €80 shipping included and all. Anyways my point is that if you need a new keyboard, consider logitech G710+, it's super damn and really cheap too, there's a serious difference coming from razer arctosa to this one. Also there's configurable LEDs (for now it's only one colour, but you can change the light intensity), as well as macros and **** , even though i've yet to use them, but i'm sure i'll find some way. Right now i've bound ayy lmao to the first macro key and smoke weed every day to the second macro key, but i'm not sure i'll ever get to use those. Maybe some day if i'll write a novel on snoop dogg being abducted by aliens or something. I don't know. Oh right, also, if you wanna get mentioned if i ever upload another one of these comps, reply to this comment.
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It's been a long time, but i'm finally back! I have had a lot of work to do (lmao), so i haven't had time (didn't feel like doing these), but here i am! I just got this dank ass new mechanical keyboard, so i'm pretty much just looking for an excuse to write a super long paragraph here, i mean, the clickity clackities are just so damn satisfying. Really. And it was only like €80 shipping included and all. Anyways my point is that if you need a new keyboard, consider logitech G710+, it's super damn and really cheap too, there's a serious difference coming from razer arctosa to this one. Also there's configurable LEDs (for now it's only one colour, but you can change the light intensity), as well as macros and **** , even though i've yet to use them, but i'm sure i'll find some way. Right now i've bound ayy lmao to the first macro key and smoke weed every day to the second macro key, but i'm not sure i'll ever get to use those. Maybe some day if i'll write a novel on snoop dogg being abducted by aliens or something. I don't know. Oh right, also, if you wanna get mentioned if i ever upload another one of these comps, reply to this comment.
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thepizzadevourer (12/14/2015) [-] Stick ain't got nothin' on me
I got my own wood actually I'm really lonely
I got my own wood actually I'm really lonely
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vorarephilia 
(12/14/2015) [-] YOU FOOL! THE STICK HAS POWERFUL FRIENDS IN THE RECORD INDUSTRY! HE'LL STEAL YOUR WORK AND BECOME RICH!
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infinitereaper (12/14/2015) [-] It's one of those Red Pill truths, actually just the truth. Women are fickle creatures. Quite often they only find you desirable once you already have a girlfriend. It's like their ovaries get activated by the smell of another woman on you.
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darksideofthebeast (12/13/2015) [-] It's true tho
just got in one and found out this other girl I used to talk to a lot just broke up with her bf... literally as soon as I got in another relationship
just got in one and found out this other girl I used to talk to a lot just broke up with her bf... literally as soon as I got in another relationship
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ohshoot (12/13/2015) [-] >two finals on the same day
I remember having six. Four major ones. Horrifying.
I remember having six. Four major ones. Horrifying.
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erotictentacle (12/13/2015) [-] i thought habing all final exams at the same day as normal, at the end of my apprenticeship i did.
Though i don't know how they compare, they were just 3 60min exams, 1 80min exams, and 2 90min exams
Though i don't know how they compare, they were just 3 60min exams, 1 80min exams, and 2 90min exams
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ciacheczko (12/13/2015) [-] This happens when:
1) You are someone's backup and you don't know it. They "confess" because they hope you have crush on them, and will drop you current gf to keep being their backup.
2) Someone has feelings for you, or at least want to **** you, and they remind themselves about it as soon as you're taken, because then they suddenly realise you're off limits now.
3) Some people are shallow attetion whores and hit on you because you are in a relationship. They are so vain, they see a challenge in you, and most likely had no interest in you before, because then you seemed too easy.
1) You are someone's backup and you don't know it. They "confess" because they hope you have crush on them, and will drop you current gf to keep being their backup.
2) Someone has feelings for you, or at least want to **** you, and they remind themselves about it as soon as you're taken, because then they suddenly realise you're off limits now.
3) Some people are shallow attetion whores and hit on you because you are in a relationship. They are so vain, they see a challenge in you, and most likely had no interest in you before, because then you seemed too easy.
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purdon (12/13/2015) [-] When you see **** like this, do you automatically assume they're black?.......... I do.
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ihateeverybodytoo (12/14/2015) [-] This is funny but the first picture has a point, white people are usually the ones doing weird **** .
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masterboll ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] saying this one was fair game is like like comparing the KFC joke to a school shooting joke
whites easily get butthurt about these things. its just that theyre able to circlejerk each other on a white-majority website that gives them comfort.
whites easily get butthurt about these things. its just that theyre able to circlejerk each other on a white-majority website that gives them comfort.
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masterboll ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] im talking about this case in particular, anon
whites getting butthurt and comparing themselves to blacks getting butthurt doesnt make whites any less butthurt
whites getting butthurt and comparing themselves to blacks getting butthurt doesnt make whites any less butthurt
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flnonymousseven ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] > muslim
> genes
also:
> England
> white country
> genes
also:
> England
> white country
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ihateeverybodytoo (12/14/2015) [-] yeah black people get butt hurt about the truth though.
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ihateeverybodytoo (12/14/2015) [-] lol or blacks commit far more violence than any other group in the US and we have to pretend they don't.
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masterboll ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] im pretty sure the rest of the world acknowledges how violent people in ghettos are
the only people who pretend like the rest of the world is pretending are white supremacist degenerates
the only people who pretend like the rest of the world is pretending are white supremacist degenerates
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levvy (12/14/2015) [-] Amerika was founded by Jews, Half-Breeds, Gypsys, and Subhumans.
Why do they care so much about race?
Masonic-Judaism was the building blocks of America, George Washington was an open member of the Masonic-Jewish order. This is just a know fact.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemasonry
Amerikan "whites" are just Half-Breeds. It is a cultureless nation - with no redeeming factors.
Why do they care so much about race?
Masonic-Judaism was the building blocks of America, George Washington was an open member of the Masonic-Jewish order. This is just a know fact.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemasonry
Amerikan "whites" are just Half-Breeds. It is a cultureless nation - with no redeeming factors.
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ygdosst (12/14/2015) [-] >America has no culture
You had me up until there.
We bleed oil and **** bullets, the effigy of our being is an eagle's screech, we weild the cursed arts of commercialism to wrack the cursed souls of all humanity with consumerism and apathy, our greatest archons bear long noses and heavy bodies, we worship a mighty pantheon of fierce war gods like "Randy Savage", "Hulk Hogan", "Arnold Schwarzenegger", "Rocky Balboa", "Dwayne The Rock Johnson", Probably some more rocks I'm forgetting, "John Cena", "Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho", Probably another Dywane, and "The Dildozer".
WE ARE AMERICA! And we will reign supreme.
You had me up until there.
We bleed oil and **** bullets, the effigy of our being is an eagle's screech, we weild the cursed arts of commercialism to wrack the cursed souls of all humanity with consumerism and apathy, our greatest archons bear long noses and heavy bodies, we worship a mighty pantheon of fierce war gods like "Randy Savage", "Hulk Hogan", "Arnold Schwarzenegger", "Rocky Balboa", "Dwayne The Rock Johnson", Probably some more rocks I'm forgetting, "John Cena", "Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho", Probably another Dywane, and "The Dildozer".
WE ARE AMERICA! And we will reign supreme.
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theshinypen (12/14/2015) [-] This brought a tear to my eye. When I tuck my gun into bed at night i'm reading this post as a bed time story.
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schneidend ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-] You should block darksideofthebeast, because of how right he is. Goddamn. Industrial accident levels of salt in this comment.
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cloakndagger (12/14/2015) [-] Man, I'm gonna ******* die laughing if these comments keep up. You made a joke, and people are jumping right on and calling you butthurt, thus acting butthurt themselves. Jesus Christ, both the jokes were racist, if you give, you gotta take, and if you take, you're entitled to give. Thus is the law of having a laugh. People need to ******* deal.
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darksideofthebeast (12/13/2015) [-] Love the response "I was joking as well" but there version of it always seems super salty and racist...
like this one.
like this one.
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darksideofthebeast (12/14/2015) [-] It's not that, it's the fact that the ones by these people are usually really racist, where as the ones like the one in this comp are just clearly jokes.
This is a passive aggressive joke...
This is a passive aggressive joke...
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urmomsagrot (12/14/2015) [-] I understand where you are coming from, but considering black people take everything super ******* hard like a dick and claim literally -anything- as racist. So much so that our country cries racism at every corner when they throw just as much dirt "white peoples" way and people shrug it off as a joke.
Therein lies the issue. As a people, they can't take jokes, but we can. Therefore every time someone posts a response to a racist comment (or in this case, a white people be weird comment) they get all bent out of shape and scream racist.
Therein lies the issue. As a people, they can't take jokes, but we can. Therefore every time someone posts a response to a racist comment (or in this case, a white people be weird comment) they get all bent out of shape and scream racist.
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masterboll ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] wyt ppl dindu nuffin
wyt ppl r nevr recist 2 blaks. is all ovr-riakshun.
wyt ppl r nevr recist 2 blaks. is all ovr-riakshun.
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kingdaniel ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] When I saw the first post I immediately knew there would be some butthurt white people in the comments.
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enlightednatzie (12/14/2015) [-] I thought it was a joke about white people being mildly wild and crazy.
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evoke (12/13/2015) [-] look for a girl like rihanna who looks at weed like that, but doesnt look like anthony
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sirkanesixtytwo (12/14/2015) [-] Someone actually likes my ****** edit from MS paint. Thanks?
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pirateseatcarrots (12/14/2015) [-] If 1000 marines cant beat a stick, a the **** makes you think I beat he's older cousin on steroids?
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dungledoo (12/14/2015) [-] Everyone's all butthurt about the first post and I'm just sitting here listening to my tunes
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bewailedbadger (12/13/2015) [-] You always provide the dankest black tweets around, I give it a 5/7, perfect comp.
