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#112 - matoromahri (09/28/2015) [+] (7 replies)
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*sigh* I know it's fun to hop on the bandwagon and all, but I've seen this post and there's more to it. Turned out the tumblr OP actually didn't fake it (either that or just blew it out of proportion). I don't have the pic saved but I'm sure it's somewhere around there. Yes there is evidence, I remember spending a fair bit of time looking into this particular case when it first went around. If somebody could find the rest of the conversation that would help, but please FJ check your confirmation bias every once in a while.
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User avatar #5 - MrDrProfessor (09/27/2015) [-]
and she probably deleted his post after
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User avatar #43 to #5 - twiceasfun (09/28/2015) [-]
Actually, what happened was a million holes were poked in the dudes "detective work" because half of it was ridiculously frail, and then proof was provided, he apologized for being a butthole, and they're now apparently on good terms, but that part is usually not posted on fj except somewhere deep in the comment section where almost no one sees it like right now
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#57 to #43 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
Nope, no holes were poked in the dudes argument because it's solid, no proof was provided beyond one unknown news article that publishes articles submitted by anyone and the dude took his post down because he couldn't be bothered with the hassle and it was easier to kiss her ass.
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#81 to #57 - crazypat (09/28/2015) [-]
Please don't hate me but twiceasfun is half right half wrong, incident is real she actually got headbutted and did defend a woman, and did take the guy to court and he was not charged. DNA thing is ******** though that is the most retarded thing i've ever heard, also if she did suffer a concussion, black eye, and broken nose then she is a ******* trooper man gotta give her that. Again did happen, but its very vague as to what exactly happened. I spent like 5 mins of my life finding this out for you. Also since oyu guys like links. www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/good-samaritan-mum-headbutted-by-thug-1495221 postbusters.tumblr.com/post/46228085618/the-girl-with-the-black-eye-her-url-is
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#151 to #81 - asaunde (09/28/2015) [-]
Why are people thumbing you down when you post evidence that you are right and no one else posts evidence to the contrary?
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#152 to #151 - crazypat (09/28/2015) [-]
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It's funnyjunk man, we are like a ******* cow turd man, we stick to the wheel of the bandwagon and don't come off. It's a conspiracy.
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User avatar #156 to #151 - cuntism (09/28/2015) [-]
It's funnyjunk, it is literally worse than tumblr when it comes to proof
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#172 to #156 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
funnyjunk actually does not have that much of an ego to defend **** like that, unless we start dicking around, then however, you will find the most educated people of the planet or at least the best people at pulling "facts" out of their asses
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#163 to #151 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
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#177 to #81 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
google image black eye

hit yourself and bring evidence.
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User avatar #178 to #177 - crazypat (09/28/2015) [-]
Didn't say the image was real bud, just said the incident was, who the **** knows for real man.
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User avatar #60 to #57 - twiceasfun (09/28/2015) [-]
>One unknown news article
Do as I said, google, the whole first page of results is all stuff confirming the story.
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#72 to #60 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
I'm not so sure what you are talking about is the same thing as this. It seems like it's about a different person.

Could you post a link?
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#79 to #72 - needhansolo (09/28/2015) [-]
Of Course they can't post a link, this was all just a butt hurt reply post.
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#205 to #199 - needhansolo (09/29/2015) [-]
I retract my statement. I'm still not exactly sure that the injuries are genuine though.
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User avatar #95 to #79 - twiceasfun (09/28/2015) [-]
I can give you several, once I'm off work
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User avatar #105 to #95 - slothboner (09/28/2015) [-]
youre a stupid cunt.
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User avatar #106 to #105 - twiceasfun (09/28/2015) [-]
Wow, you sure showed me. If you want to get involved, at least try to make a decent point. At least that's what most people are doing here
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User avatar #108 to #106 - slothboner (09/28/2015) [-]
I don't have time to take a **** on you're ****** up logic you ******
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User avatar #130 to #72 - sirhaddock (09/28/2015) [-]
Nah man her eyes just happened to change colour between the times those pictures were taken, it's real and the same person I promise.
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#82 to #43 - akkere (09/28/2015) [-]
The "part" you're referring to is a post that comes from the girl herself where she keeps stating they're on good terms, but doesn't reference any posts or conversations that proves as such. She's tried to wave away all the hate by pretending the person who brought up the offense dropped it on good terms.
The article you're referring to in >>#50 shows pretty obviously that they're two completely different people. They've got similar features, but it doesn't match up perfectly, and a big thing that points out is the length of hair.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/good-samaritan-mum-headbutted-by-thug-1495221
By the way, burden of proof's on you. If you're going to sit here and say "gosh, it's already been proven that this happened. google it.", there's no reason for anyone to even acknowledge your point if you're too lazy to back it up, and a quick google search shows the one who has a million holes in their argument is you anyway.
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#101 to #82 - twiceasfun (09/28/2015) [-]
I'm gonna assume you don' know how hair works. Picture on the right, large curls, on the left it's straightened, which is plenty to make up the difference in length. Also, there are pictures of the girl with her hair straight and the length is the same as the picture on the left, the one I posted being an example, and in it, she looks rather different from both of the above, because that happens in pictures sometimes, but there are a fair amount of similar traits. I may be wrong though, and it may be so that she did not do it, but I'm at work and don't care all that much, so I'm gonna go ahead and dip out of this conversation
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#109 to #101 - akkere (09/28/2015) [-]
Except even with her hair straightened the length doesn't match up in the slightest.
It's really not that hard to see that these are two different people and the one on tumblr was trying to mine fame from an incident completely unrelated to her so she could get her own fifteen minutes on fame.
I know how hair works, and it's not hard to see that even curled there's no way her hair would reach this length, and the photo you posted makes that obvious.
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User avatar #134 to #109 - twiceasfun (09/28/2015) [-]
Did you even look at the picture I posted? And both the one I put up and you put up, her hair reaches just passed her chest. Not sure where you're getting the idea that they are different. This whole conversation has been me providing proof versus the FJ circle jerk saying that they doubt the proof. So I repeat, I am going to dip out of this conversation. Perhaps when I get back home and have nothing better to do, I'll come back to it
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User avatar #147 to #134 - akkere (09/28/2015) [-]
"this whole conversation has been me proving proof versus the FJ circle jerk saying that they doubt the proof"
"Just google it. There's countless articles. Just google it." isn't presenting proof. That's *********** . There's definitely a circlejerk about this thread, but you getting the negative response isn't because of that.
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#137 to #134 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
Nah dude, you just can't tell the difference between 2 different people.
There's no proof anything happened to her.
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#116 to #82 - strobler (09/28/2015) [-]
Are you ******* serious? Before you talk about ******* hair and **** why not start with the empirical evidence like.... her name? Laurie Malyon, and 3 different news sites confirming her story???:

www.westerndailypress.co.uk/prison-man-headbutted-young-mum-broke-nose/story-17648167-detail/story.html

www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/good-samaritan-mum-headbutted-by-thug-1495221

www.thewestonmercury.co.uk/news/court/man_sentenced_after_head_butting_stranger_1_1751023

Funnyjunk is so ******* close-minded and at the same time tries to justify it's autistic **** . You're one of these idiots who can't fact check for **** but instead talks about freaking HAIR!
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User avatar #131 to #116 - sirhaddock (09/28/2015) [-]
She has different coloured eyes you pleb.
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User avatar #135 to #131 - strobler (09/28/2015) [-]
Do you know how lighting works? It makes things brighter. This is confirmed, get over it.
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User avatar #136 to #135 - sirhaddock (09/28/2015) [-]
Lighting can't change deep blue to deep green, especially when the lighting is as similar as it is in those two pictures.
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User avatar #138 to #136 - strobler (09/28/2015) [-]
The lighting isn't ******* similar, the image with the black-eye is over exposed.

Are you serious?? They share the same name throughout every news story with different pics (where they have the "different" eye colors) . Why the **** are you talking about eye color when you clearly can't distinguish **** ?
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User avatar #141 to #138 - sirhaddock (09/28/2015) [-]
I have no doubts that Laurie Maylon did that stuff. What I am saying is ******** is that the girl in the Tumblr post is Laurie Maylon, she doesn't say her name in it and could have very easily just used an existing news story to make herself look legit when she put her own photo on a website where the public can write the stories.
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User avatar #160 to #146 - nicktrue (09/28/2015) [-]
Mate, she made that herself. People lie on the internet. Three unheard of news sources are obviously going to jump at a new story that no on else has their hands on. If separate eye color, lack of any picture of either the victim/abuser, and literally no one else backing up her story up isn't enough, then you can't be convinced and just want to argue.
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#148 to #146 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
A tumblr post made after the very articles that already show the name. Gee, this isn't the set up for a fabrication.
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User avatar #155 to #148 - strobler (09/28/2015) [-]
You think tumblr is going to fake 3 different sources that post non-relevant news on daily bases?
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User avatar #169 to #155 - relvel (09/28/2015) [-]
I think you're trolling, but now I'm not so sure. Care to enlighten me?
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User avatar #142 to #116 - akkere (09/28/2015) [-]
I'll say it before and I'll say it again, "burden of proof is on the ones pushing their point." If being autistic means scrutinizing comments that throw their entire point on "google it", then call me Autismo 3000.
I tried to fact check this post and found a lot of inconsistencies, like how the articles can't seem to get the abused girlfriend's age right ( mirror.co.uk describes as her as 'under 18', while westerndailypress notes them as 19, as well as how thewestonmercury (the only article that has the tumblr picture) claims that Martin said " he was a schizophrenic and would kill them both" to Laurie before leaving, whereas the mirror and westerndailypress said he simply told her to "mind her business".
The charges, statement from defense attorney, and final verdict match up, but these articles each mismatch details regarding the identities and even what happened.
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User avatar #153 to #142 - strobler (09/28/2015) [-]
Yes, I do admit that they can't get some basic info right. But what do you think? Is this some sort of anti male set-up? or a similar girl that tried to steal someone's else news without the original girl saying anything? or that there was some malinformation (like possibly here among legends) but the core stays the same?
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User avatar #168 to #153 - akkere (09/28/2015) [-]
I think in regards to the basic info, it's more or less an issue of one news source getting the true information and the other ones getting it secondhand, which can cause misinformation and even made-up infomration in the mix. Especially if the issue is deemed "hot" that the secondhand sources retrieve the small bits available and publish them hastily.
The incident of an abusive boyfriend hurting his girlfriend only to be stopped by a shorter woman seems legit. There's no reason to really scrutinize the happening any further on that end. I don't think there's any social justice warrior agenda or anything nonsensical like that behind most of the articles themselves being out there either, so it's not an anti-male set up.
The main issue is whether or not the person on tumblr and the one on the article are the same, and I'm not sure if I'm entirely convinced they are. I've been going through the person's tumblr ( rememberyourbones.tumblr.com/ ) to find the original post (i.e. not a reblog) with all the contents and find anything that establishes a formal connection outside of appearance between the two, as well as any other follow-up posts on the matter, because I'm sure if they are legit then there'd HAVE to be further context beyond the posts (which the more circlejerked post of the one being dissected leaves out in regards to the original post). Main thing I'm looking for is if she posted more details on the court hearing itself (at least the name of the Court) and the persons involved before the UK news sites, as that would be proof enough to guarantee this isn't just a lookalike mining for fame.
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User avatar #171 to #168 - strobler (09/28/2015) [-]
Yes definitely, now that I've been wasting time on this I start to doubt my 2nd conclusion, I can't seem to find this court case.
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User avatar #179 to #171 - akkere (09/28/2015) [-]
Attempting to navigate this tumblr back to the post from the most recent is a real hassle. A lot of the posts I've been finding don't really indicate her to be a "young mum" though, but just an average single girl with no other family other than her father who she "occasionally goes to when she's doing poor and gets a nutritious meal of klevs and curly fries".
Still got a couple years worth of posts to go.
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User avatar #180 to #179 - strobler (09/28/2015) [-]
Remember that this happened 2012
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User avatar #181 to #180 - akkere (09/28/2015) [-]
Eyup, hence a couple years worth of posts.
Maybe there's an automatic navigator addon in the chrome store that can keep this going while I do literally anything else
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#48 to #43 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
no she lie tho
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User avatar #157 to #43 - cuntism (09/28/2015) [-]
Hahahaha it's thumb scores like these that reminds me how much I ******* hate the snot nosed **** demographic portion of this userbase
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User avatar #159 to #157 - twiceasfun (09/28/2015) [-]
I'm not sure if you're saying you hate me or the fj bandwagon
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User avatar #161 to #159 - cuntism (09/28/2015) [-]
The bandwagon. It wouldn't be so bad, but you know at least 50% of those votes were people seeing the number and not even reading your comment, just downvoting to belong

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User avatar #176 to #161 - twiceasfun (09/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, that sounds about right. I did, after all, agree with a woman over a man. That's got to be one of the FJ 7 deadly sins
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#202 to #161 - bigredballr (09/29/2015) [-]
I mean... that's 53 people and Peter Dinklage who legit thumbed down.
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#111 to #43 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen
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#99 to #43 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
Feminazi I take it?
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User avatar #49 to #43 - bigfootluke ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
How did you find this out?
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User avatar #50 to #49 - twiceasfun (09/28/2015) [-]
All you've gotta do is a quick google search of 'laurie malyon headbutt' which is what her response to the guy was, and you can find information about the events, the court case, the guy that headbutted her being found guilty, et cetera
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User avatar #54 to #50 - talpss (09/28/2015) [-]
I don't believe that the woman in the Tumblr post above is actually Laurie Malyon. One quick google search shows both the woman in the picture and Laurie Malyon. They look similar, but I don't believe they are the same person. Their facial features don't match up exactly.
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#66 to #54 - piric (09/28/2015) [-]
Yeah I decided to look it up, and honestly I don't think they look anything alike haha
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User avatar #67 to #66 - talpss (09/28/2015) [-]
I'm assuming that this Tumblr feminist decided to pretend to be Ms Malyon in order to push her feminist agenda. If she could make this about feminism somehow, then it would look very bad for the "patriarchy". Regardless, the articles I've read have been very biased towards the victim (Malyon) and have contained language that kind of insults the accused.
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User avatar #51 to #50 - bigfootluke ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Thanks! I'm gonna go do my own digging
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User avatar #52 to #51 - twiceasfun (09/28/2015) [-]
No problem guy
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User avatar #6 to #5 - wrinklynewt (09/28/2015) [-]
thing is, when you reblog something on tumblr it becomes your post, if the original is deleted or not, doesn't matter
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#27 to #6 - abesimpson (09/28/2015) [-]
That's it you're blocked!
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#1 - anonymoussarcasm (09/27/2015) [-]
Get called out on your ********
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User avatar #191 to #24 - ihatenewyork (09/28/2015) [-]
I can't get over how ****** funny this is!
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User avatar #29 to #24 - ihatenewyork (09/28/2015) [-]
That's a hell of a face to have, Mike!
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#15 - majormoron (09/28/2015) [-]
This should just be an automatic post on every post under the tumblr channel.
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#38 to #15 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
>implying that's not true of every 4chan story
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#70 to #38 - matralith (09/28/2015) [-]
But at least 4chan isn't trying to be believable, they just want to tell amusing tales.
Tumblrtards actually believe their own ********
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#206 to #70 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
I'm referring to instances like these that FJ likes to circlejerk constantly to. It doesn't look like this is supposed to look satirical at all. The gagged girl is from NBC's Criminal Minds.
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User avatar #68 to #38 - TwistedBamboozler (09/28/2015) [-]
No one ever implied that was the case you ******* .
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User avatar #53 to #38 - MasterManiac ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
tumblr stories are largely over exaggerated humour (ie. "I've been laughing for 3 years", "I'm so done", entirely in caps, etc.) which has been dumbed down enough to what the OP thinks is believable but actually is not and just makes the story even lamer than it already is. 4chan stories are on the most part ridiculously absurd that noone would ever think that they are true, just created for comedic purpose, and the remainder are so unbelievably stupid that they just might be true. Also a lot of tumblr stories are based around self-validation, ie. "look at this cool thing I did XDDDD", rather than telling the story for the amusement of the audience. There are of course exceptions but this seems to be a general trend.
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#207 to #53 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
What about something like this, on the front page right now? This clearly didn't happen, but we conveniently forget that these are exaggerated stories when if fits with FJ's political whims.
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User avatar #39 to #38 - majormoron (09/28/2015) [-]
No some of those crazy ************* actually did some of the **** they said.

Tumblr is 100% lies.
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#40 to #39 - anon (09/28/2015) [-]
Let me crop that again for you...
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User avatar #42 to #40 - majormoron (09/28/2015) [-]
Ive seen proof that some of the stuff on /b/ is true m8. I can read.
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#44 to #39 - anniethreeone (09/28/2015) [-]
That's some grade-A politics logic there.

Not to mention implied cherrypicking -- FJ likes making fun of false stories on Tumblr so obviously no one's going to post the instances that weren't made up because it goes against FJ's conservative hugbox.
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User avatar #149 to #113 - scbyrd (09/28/2015) [-]
We don't ******* care about you!
Stop giving yourself too much credit, nobody cares about your "evidence".
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User avatar #158 to #149 - strobler (09/28/2015) [-]
Not giving myself credit, this is not hard to find. If you think my evidence is false the you're welcome to try to disprove it, but don't give me some stupid crap.
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User avatar #166 to #164 - scbyrd (09/28/2015) [-]
Sorry for the weird mistakes, don't know why i messed up. I guess you can understand what i meant here.
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User avatar #45 to #44 - majormoron (09/28/2015) [-]
Have you ever heard of the term "exaggeration?"
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User avatar #46 to #45 - anniethreeone (09/28/2015) [-]
Then I'm sure you won't have a problem with me saying that 4chan is 100% lies.
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User avatar #47 to #46 - majormoron (09/28/2015) [-]
Nope.
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User avatar #2 - whiteoverblue (09/27/2015) [-]
She never claim responsibility for her lie, and even played victim amidst the allegations
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#4 - anon (09/27/2015) [-]
i wish we had more people like this make stupid people that believe this read almost a damn essay to help people understand things and recognize aspects from it to help make people on a much larger scale become less gullible and ignorant since such a large amount of stupid people blindly follow things like this
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User avatar #61 to #4 - Zyklone (09/28/2015) [-]
TL;DR
JK
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#35 - dinonator (09/28/2015) [-]
mfw you did 6 hour research and wrote 3 paragraphs to prove some feminist retard wrong
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#76 to #35 - sequel ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
Then they just tl;dr

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User avatar #83 to #76 - dinonator (09/28/2015) [-]
???
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User avatar #145 to #83 - greendroid (09/28/2015) [-]
too long; didn't read
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#22 - oranyonereally ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
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#11 - twoboobs (09/28/2015) [-]
Someone should give her a black eye so we can have a side by side comparison.
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#41 - demonfone (09/28/2015) [-]
That's some high quality " **** you" with all the kindness in the world. If only all people responded like this to things they find false.
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#31 - jwagswashere (09/28/2015) [-]
Nicely Done Phoenix You solved the Case
Nicely Done Phoenix You solved the Case
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User avatar #25 - huszti (09/28/2015) [-]
there's actually a reply to this. it can be summed up with: omg you so mean! also your grammatical **** proves you just wanted to attack her directly making all your points invalid!
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User avatar #8 - PenguinsOfMars (09/28/2015) [-]
when you break your nose you typically have a bruise under your nose, two black eyes, or both.
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#75 - peezle (09/28/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #36 - DevilsCalling ONLINE (09/28/2015) [-]
shes cute but dumb as **** and crazy as ****
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#28 - thelegendofcj (09/28/2015) [-]
Seen this post so many times, still admire the the last line. Shiznit
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