Black and White Twitter Comp
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#14
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youregaylol (12/19/2015) [-] 
All the offended people in the comments are spamming "salt"
Oh the Iron E.
Oh the Iron E.
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cockandballz (12/20/2015) [-]
original posts = made out of genuine sense of humor, enjoyed by folks of all colors
This post = Clearly designed by a salty racist in an effort to correct some kind of imaginary white/black joke balance.
This post = Clearly designed by a salty racist in an effort to correct some kind of imaginary white/black joke balance.
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tevansroskos (12/20/2015) [-] Yeah, clearly this post makes white people look dumber than the black people.
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pinethrush (12/19/2015) [-] Anon, while I agree with you, you have spammed this same reply on several comments here. You are clearly ******* salty. Chill out.
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xapplemanx (12/19/2015) [-] bro, the added content is ****** , he could have at least made up new "tweets" not just change it from white to black. Its just so forced.
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failtolawl (12/19/2015) [-] I don't believe he was the one who spent a good 2 hours fumbling for counter'jokes'.
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carrotpotato (12/19/2015) [-]
This. The first white friend one was actually funny. The rest were just salty/cringey.
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carrotpotato (12/19/2015) [-]
They were way too forced. Nothing to do with being progressive or not. If it were just jokes about black stereotypes vs jokes about white stereotypes it would (probably) be funny but it was mostly jokes about white stereotypes vs jokes about black people forced on a white stereotype joke mould. If you catch my drift.
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anon (12/19/2015) [-]
i dont catch your drift because it doesnt make sense
the first one was about white stereotypes
the second one was about black stereotypes
they each can be taken as offensive, it just so happens that you and a bunch of other people in the comments are offended because blacks got insulted too
and id advise you to man the **** up yeah
the first one was about white stereotypes
the second one was about black stereotypes
they each can be taken as offensive, it just so happens that you and a bunch of other people in the comments are offended because blacks got insulted too
and id advise you to man the **** up yeah
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anon (12/20/2015) [-]
OP (you) only made this post because he was triggered, and nobody thinks it's funny because it's lazy and whiny. It's ******* FJ, the front page is constantly full of controversial pics, nobody cares because it's funny. You have a strong political agenda, so you think everyone else does.
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itellyouhwhat [OP]ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
The white stereo type being that white kids shoot up schools?
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cockandballz (12/20/2015) [-]
original posts = made out of genuine sense of humor, enjoyed by folks of all colors
This post = Clearly designed by a salty racist in an effort to correct some kind of imaginary white/black joke balance.
This post = Clearly designed by a salty racist in an effort to correct some kind of imaginary white/black joke balance.
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youahippocrate (12/19/2015) [-] >Implying a member of the akatsuki would ever use a gun
> ******* normies
> ******* normies
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numbmind (12/19/2015) [-] **numbmind used "*roll picture*"**
**numbmind rolled image**Why is he being "salty" because he is trying to point out the hypocrisy?
**numbmind rolled image**Why is he being "salty" because he is trying to point out the hypocrisy?
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cockandballz (12/20/2015) [-]
Cuz the black tweets are made out of genuine humor/ poking fun, this is mostly salty racism.
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youregaylol (12/20/2015) [-] Cuz you cant take a joke at blacks expense so you projest your saltiness on everyone else
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rokkarokkaali (12/19/2015) [-] If aren't 100% on board against racist black jokes you're a sensitive progressive you salty SJW ******** .
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youregaylol (12/20/2015) [-] if you make any black jokes at all you're a racist /pol/ stormfag nazi
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youregaylol (12/20/2015) [-] lol this coming from the baby who cried for months about how the board was a "/pol/ circlejerk", hilarious.
I actually enjoyed most of the black tweets, but why let facts get in the way of a good cry session.
****** , to project would imply that I forced your fellows to whine and cry about they were offended by this post, I'm simply replying to their tears.
You never were that smart so I know you likely didn't realize that, but it's still worth pointing out. And 9 times out of 10 your fellow tumblrites will rally behind your tears on mainland FJ, it's almost a fact at this point.
I actually enjoyed most of the black tweets, but why let facts get in the way of a good cry session.
****** , to project would imply that I forced your fellows to whine and cry about they were offended by this post, I'm simply replying to their tears.
You never were that smart so I know you likely didn't realize that, but it's still worth pointing out. And 9 times out of 10 your fellow tumblrites will rally behind your tears on mainland FJ, it's almost a fact at this point.
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Shiny (12/20/2015) [-] Everyone enjoys the black tweets, because they're funny. The difference is that most people only want to laugh at something, whether or not it's politically incorrect, while some idiots invariably think this means they've found a community of actual terrible people like them.
"your fellows"
Thank you for admitting your personal stake. If you want to keep projecting, at least play a movie or something.
"your fellows"
Thank you for admitting your personal stake. If you want to keep projecting, at least play a movie or something.
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youregaylol (12/20/2015) [-] "whines on the politics board about how this whole site has a "leftist bias" when it considers laughing at black social media posts a tradition."
"Everyone enjoys the black tweets, because they're funny"
****** you need to make up your mind, do I hate black tweets because im an evil /pol/ demon or do I love black tweets.
On the contrary I'd say I'm the one who just wants to laugh at something considering I enjoyed both the black tweets and the white tweets, you seem to be offended because the white tweets aren't pc enough. "If you don't share my sense of humor you're a terrible person."
Lol ****** , why do you make it so easy?
Also your last comment made almost no sense. How do I have a personal stake by stating that your fellow progressives will support you on regular fj? You're truly, truly dense. Also that was a bland zing there, very unoriginal. By why should i expect creativity, or anything thats stressful on the mind for that matter, from someone who jacks off to turtles?
"Everyone enjoys the black tweets, because they're funny"
****** you need to make up your mind, do I hate black tweets because im an evil /pol/ demon or do I love black tweets.
On the contrary I'd say I'm the one who just wants to laugh at something considering I enjoyed both the black tweets and the white tweets, you seem to be offended because the white tweets aren't pc enough. "If you don't share my sense of humor you're a terrible person."
Lol ****** , why do you make it so easy?
Also your last comment made almost no sense. How do I have a personal stake by stating that your fellow progressives will support you on regular fj? You're truly, truly dense. Also that was a bland zing there, very unoriginal. By why should i expect creativity, or anything thats stressful on the mind for that matter, from someone who jacks off to turtles?
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youregaylol (12/20/2015) [-] Wait, is your argument that there are no progressives on fj? I mean I'd say I can't believe that you're this stupid but that would be a lie.
Or maybe you're just implying that they wont support you? A little less stupid, almost equal I'd say.
You're someone who has an undeserved sense of accomplishment or skill. You believe that you're an intelligent person, you google fallacies, latin words, and mimic the vocabulary of people who've died a a hundred years ago without knowing what the words really mean. But take away the facade and the egotistical pretense and theres very little there.
Theres nothing about you that is interesting or thought provoking, I believe I told you this before. The best word I'd describe you as is "boring". Thats not to say I think you're literally retarded, despite what I've said in the past.
You're dreadfully mediocre. There are a million people like you, hundreds of millions even. I could go to any college in the US and find a pseudo intellectual with an unwarranted sense of self importance.
You could never call me out on anything, I'm not even close to being in the same league as you. I'm not saying I'm the most intelligent man in the world, far from it, but compared to you I'm akin to a demi god. You will always be at your wits end with me, always frustrated, always annoyed, always flustered. You'll never be able to get one over on me friend. It just won't happen.
In a way I wonder if it would be better if you were retarded. After all a tard never knows how inferior they are, but you're just intelligent enough to realize how pathetic you are, but not intelligent enough to rise above your station. Your life is one long depressing situation, in that way.
Or maybe you're just implying that they wont support you? A little less stupid, almost equal I'd say.
You're someone who has an undeserved sense of accomplishment or skill. You believe that you're an intelligent person, you google fallacies, latin words, and mimic the vocabulary of people who've died a a hundred years ago without knowing what the words really mean. But take away the facade and the egotistical pretense and theres very little there.
Theres nothing about you that is interesting or thought provoking, I believe I told you this before. The best word I'd describe you as is "boring". Thats not to say I think you're literally retarded, despite what I've said in the past.
You're dreadfully mediocre. There are a million people like you, hundreds of millions even. I could go to any college in the US and find a pseudo intellectual with an unwarranted sense of self importance.
You could never call me out on anything, I'm not even close to being in the same league as you. I'm not saying I'm the most intelligent man in the world, far from it, but compared to you I'm akin to a demi god. You will always be at your wits end with me, always frustrated, always annoyed, always flustered. You'll never be able to get one over on me friend. It just won't happen.
In a way I wonder if it would be better if you were retarded. After all a tard never knows how inferior they are, but you're just intelligent enough to realize how pathetic you are, but not intelligent enough to rise above your station. Your life is one long depressing situation, in that way.
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youregaylol (12/20/2015) [-] I'd take your words more seriously if I didn't know that I was speaking to someone who would call not sucking black dick a racially offensive act.
I'd also take them more seriously if I respected your opinion in any way shape or form.
But, well, you know.
I'd also take them more seriously if I respected your opinion in any way shape or form.
But, well, you know.
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youregaylol (12/20/2015) [-] Someone who loves hyperbole offended by hyperbole? Amazing. I'll give you a minute to google what that means, i'm sure you'll be using it in every argument from now on, heh.
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chilloutdude ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] IDK why everyone is so butthurt, the "white tweets" are about as funny as the black tweets, I mean, neither of them are very funny in the first place, but honestly theyre about the same.
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stinkyhat (12/19/2015) [-] First we steal their culture and now their dank maymays.
They wuz kings, how the mighty have fallen.
They wuz kings, how the mighty have fallen.
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itellyouhwhat [OP]ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
I just wanted a comparison. Not racism. Just trying to point out the hypocrisy of both sides. I wish we could all just get along
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anon (12/19/2015) [-]
Hey all the offended people out there, can you come up with a better line that "salt" or "salty" to hide your butthurt, its getting ridiculously easy to spot you guys when you're basically advertising "this hurt my feels" every comment.
thanks.
thanks.
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kingdaniel (12/19/2015) [-] Well the comments aren't wrong lol. The creator of this post was just sitting behind his computer when he saw this post and thought ''How dare they to insult my race!'' and made for every post he saw a counter post.
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youregaylol (12/20/2015) [-] I just see cry babies offended, if OP is butthurt the liberals whining here are 100x worse
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itellyouhwhat [OP]ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
The thing is I'm not butthurt. I literally just thought it be funny. I didn't expect everyone to flip **** because I made a comparison. It was an engaged thinking experiment where you were forced to acknowledge the equal criticism of each race and then self reflect on your own views. I don't get it. I'm a liberal. I'm probably voting for bernie sanders. I just wanted people to see that racism is fostered through the continued idea that only one race is racist. We need to all just get along god dang. Ain't no salt. Ain't no hate. Just peace and love man.
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itellyouhwhat [OP]ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
I agree with your comment the most. It's a post on a website that makes fun of everything. Just get over it
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oddygnak (12/19/2015) [-] we should't let the hispanics, arabs and orientals feel left out, guys, come on
side note I wonder what a mixed-race version would look like
side note I wonder what a mixed-race version would look like
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anikinskywalker (12/20/2015) [-] Do you recall the two valets commenting on movies? The needy girlfriend stereotype and her Jersey Shore boyfriend? Barrack Obama's anger translator? The substitute teacher that called everybody by the wrong name? The parody of Hell's Kitchen? The football players with the made up names? The guy who sweated loudly while his girlfriend asked about his browser history? Any of those?
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anikinskywalker (12/20/2015) [-] 
No. The slap ass one is about a baseball team anyways. The football one was just about naming players on two competitive football teams. I think you could find it on YouTube if you search for "key and peele east side west side". Here's one of them.
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hansdieterli (12/19/2015) [-]
I got no problem with racist jokes but the salt is strong in this one.
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thejusticar ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] this was awesome. are there gonna be more in the future or is this just a 1 time thing?
