Black People are nice. jk might want to ENLARGE. we 13 year old me we walking back from school through shady area nee white boy from school, massive dick and bb
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Black People are nice

jk might want to ENLARGE

we 13 year old me
we walking back from school through shady area
nee white boy from school, massive dick and
bboy is always making fun of me and bullying me and pushing me around
bboy is tee dumb fer life, will never leave his ****** house where he gets abused by his stepfather
wwe' ll call him john
shoves me into a wall, opens my backpack and empties all my books onto the floor and calls me a nerd
twalks eff laughing
ablack guy stood acre's the road sees this
wwe' ll call him Tyrone
crosses over, walks up to John and literally picks him up by his collar
twalks him back Ivette me and farces him to apologize and pick all my stuff up
is close to tears and terrified, life is great
avail my stuff is back in my bag, Tyrone scares John a little then lets him go
checks if I' m OK and tells me not to listen to little ***** like John, stay in school etc.
walks me home and I invite him in fer a cup of coffee
Kine thing leads to another and Tyrone rips eff his face and reveals himself to be , leader of the army coming to destroy
our planet
vi frantically try to escape but his alien powers are tee strong. He traps me in a comer, reaches his hand out and
Ihands me an mes controller and asks mete play some COD
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Submitted: 08/07/2014
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#1 - shallowandpedantic (08/07/2014) [-]
"So I played that ******* Cod all night long"
#4 - bamsebjornen (08/08/2014) [-]
greentexts never cease to amaze, 11/10
greentexts never cease to amaze, 11/10
#5 - violated (08/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
''massive dick''
''massive dick''
User avatar #16 - antiponiesuser (08/08/2014) [+] (8 replies)
well that wasnt funny at all, just a turn of events. how stupid. just like anyone who red-thumbs me
#17 to #16 - satansferret (08/08/2014) [-]
Behold the fields in which I grow my ***** . Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.
#15 - vgmddg (08/08/2014) [-]
And then promptly de-escalated.
#13 - daddabear (08/08/2014) [-]
HFW sees massive dick
HFW sees massive dick
#28 - hattheifbatman (08/08/2014) [-]
Does he look like this man of color?
#26 - gibroner ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - roflstorm (08/08/2014) [-]
Tyrone Plays Black Ops 2
He does videos for youtubes
#8 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
you have suffered a fate worse than death
#3 - funkmasterjunk (08/08/2014) [-]
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Zigarlanoo/10
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Zigarlanoo/10
#30 - imnotthefather (08/08/2014) [-]
ALL HAIL TYRONE OUR IGRAUST OVERLORD
#29 - graydiggy (08/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #23 - tigasingy (08/08/2014) [-]
anymore greentext like these?
#2 - asick ONLINE (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
360 noscope him then tell him you 						******					 his mom
360 noscope him then tell him you ****** his mom

User avatar #12 - candymankill (08/08/2014) [-]
OHHHHH he's calling him a massive dick. ............ i hope
#10 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
COD is better on playstation. I've played on both systems, it's a lot better on the Playstation.
User avatar #20 - champaigne (08/08/2014) [-]
Makes sense he was an alien. No ****** would ever be that cool
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