Black Friday Emergency Procedures. Found on www.collegehumor.com/.. Working at an electronics store when a large, redneck hamplanet rolls in with a child in each arm and an 8 year old pushing her fully stocked cart. Customer: SI
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Black Friday Emergency Procedures

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#22 - gmarrox (12/01/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Working at an electronics store when a large, redneck hamplanet rolls in with a child in each arm and an 8 year old pushing her fully stocked cart.   
Customer: SIR, I noticed you're out of this brand of laptop I want    
Me: I'm sorry   
Customer: Well, go check the back!   
Me: Ma'am, I'm a computer technician.  I help people with software problems.  I am not authorized to sell you anything, and especially not to go into storage for something to sell you.    
Customer: I am the customer, now you go check the back!   
Me: Ma'am again, that isn't my job, and even if I wanted to help, I can't. I recommend finding a sales representative to-   
Customer: Alright you worthless 						****					, get your supervisor over here!   
Me: Ma'am, I am the supervisor.     
Customer: Then get your boss!   
Me: He's very busy.    
The woman proceeds to throw a fit and cuss me out and even grabs my shirt collar when a fellow employee comes over and pretends to be my manager   
Him: What seems to be the problem, you beautiful creature?    
Her: This bastard won't check the back of the store for the laptop I want!   
Him: I'm sorry ma'am, I'll talk to him.    
He then whispers a few things in my ear and goes back to her ma'am.   
Him: Okay ma'am, Kyle here will take you to someone who can help you now.     
I walk her to the isle where we keep miscellaneous drug store items that have nothing to do with electronics and I stop by the contraceptives (condoms)   
Me: Okay ma'am, someone will be here shortly.    
I walk back to see that my friend has taken every item out of her cart and re-shelved them and filled the cart with digital scales and healthy eating magazines from the rack by the front of the store.
Working at an electronics store when a large, redneck hamplanet rolls in with a child in each arm and an 8 year old pushing her fully stocked cart.
Customer: SIR, I noticed you're out of this brand of laptop I want
Me: I'm sorry
Customer: Well, go check the back!
Me: Ma'am, I'm a computer technician. I help people with software problems. I am not authorized to sell you anything, and especially not to go into storage for something to sell you.
Customer: I am the customer, now you go check the back!
Me: Ma'am again, that isn't my job, and even if I wanted to help, I can't. I recommend finding a sales representative to-
Customer: Alright you worthless **** , get your supervisor over here!
Me: Ma'am, I am the supervisor.
Customer: Then get your boss!
Me: He's very busy.
The woman proceeds to throw a fit and cuss me out and even grabs my shirt collar when a fellow employee comes over and pretends to be my manager
Him: What seems to be the problem, you beautiful creature?
Her: This bastard won't check the back of the store for the laptop I want!
Him: I'm sorry ma'am, I'll talk to him.
He then whispers a few things in my ear and goes back to her ma'am.
Him: Okay ma'am, Kyle here will take you to someone who can help you now.
I walk her to the isle where we keep miscellaneous drug store items that have nothing to do with electronics and I stop by the contraceptives (condoms)
Me: Okay ma'am, someone will be here shortly.
I walk back to see that my friend has taken every item out of her cart and re-shelved them and filled the cart with digital scales and healthy eating magazines from the rack by the front of the store.
#2 - raceyoutothetop (12/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
verbally abused
#9 - agentdoubleohio (12/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
his face for old man
his face for old man
#28 - konradkurze (12/01/2013) [-]
Black Friday:
where everyone becomes the seagulls from Nemo
#17 - jtgonly (12/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Worked an 18 hour shift on black friday, all of this is 100% accurate.    
   
How I felt after closing>
Worked an 18 hour shift on black friday, all of this is 100% accurate.

How I felt after closing>
User avatar #10 - dontdeletemyuser (12/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
the things that are happening during black friday in the us would never have happened in norway lol
#12 to #10 - agentdoubleohio (12/01/2013) [-]
I don't know, the vikings seemed pretty crazy about woman, gold, and stuff...you know what killing people was part of it too
#33 - sonofpsychodad ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
I'm not sorry at all.
#47 - voltwaffle (12/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I work at Walmart in Norman, OK and a 12 year-old girl got punched in the face by a full-grown man.
I work at Walmart in Norman, OK and a 12 year-old girl got punched in the face by a full-grown man.
#31 - Sethorein (12/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#13 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Black Friday stuff
#20 - bizengaust (12/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When I was in my last year of college I worked as a shift manager at Kohls and whenever we had a popular electronic item (current nintendo products,game systems,headphones ect.) I had to uncage them personally and hand them out one by one to the crowd of pushing hostile people behind me. I even had one lady scratch my arm enough to make it bleed and another person jam their cane into my back. Needless to say it scarred me for life.  (gif is me when I got home)
When I was in my last year of college I worked as a shift manager at Kohls and whenever we had a popular electronic item (current nintendo products,game systems,headphones ect.) I had to uncage them personally and hand them out one by one to the crowd of pushing hostile people behind me. I even had one lady scratch my arm enough to make it bleed and another person jam their cane into my back. Needless to say it scarred me for life. (gif is me when I got home)
User avatar #42 - timmylickens ONLINE (12/01/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Okay...as someone who is not from the U.S

Why does the government let this **** happen? It shows U.S people as savages who will do anything for a ******* toaster...

Not to mention the fact that in the black Friday videos, they just all look like the stereotypical fat redneck scum.


-not trying to start an argument, generally concerned-
#39 - awesomescorpion (12/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
As someone who isn't a US citizen, what the **** is Black Friday?
#44 to #39 - iceholder (12/01/2013) [-]
**iceholder rolled a random image posted in comment #6595539 at Safe For Work Random Board **
It's the day after Thanksgiving here in the U.S.
Stores noticed that people tend to shop a lot on that Friday, so they started to offer discounts to attract customers. You can get a ******* of stuff for 60-80% off, if not better. So everyone acts like savages to get the item they want at the best price. This includes, but is not limited to: pushing, shoving, punching, biting, kicking, trampling, stabbing, jumping over, verbally abusing, and stealing (though that last one can happen anytime, it's prevalent on Black Friday, seeing as how security usually has their hands full with other people).
Source: A not-so-long time ago in a retail job that was left.

MFW Black Friday
#4 - SILENCEnight (12/01/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at yeah, that explains nothing to me ** To be completely honest, if a toddler stabbed me i will beat the **** out of that kid to prevent him from becoming a murderer. Need to teach him that actions have consequences, you filthy little **** .
#56 - bobburrito (12/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, verbally abused....
#32 - derpingtonherp ONLINE (12/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Black friday a day were you pretend to be a gorilla
#23 - postmaster (12/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I worked an 18 hour shift at walmart i was in the trailers in the back with three cops exchanging tickets for big screen tvs. I had three people try to steal drom the trailers one of which had a gun, 4 people got in my face and i screamed at the last one to get back in his truck for which i got written up, almost run over by a-holes flying through the lot, and called an f-ing a-hole by a women in a big dully truck that parked in the middle of the road. God i hope that extra pay is worth it.
User avatar #68 - leglesslegolegolas (12/01/2013) [-]
Last time I saw this pic someone had cropped out everything but the last panel. I had no ******* clue what it was about until now.
#65 - Enternal ONLINE (12/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
****					 like this makes me ashamed to be American, i have never shopped on black Friday and i never will
**** like this makes me ashamed to be American, i have never shopped on black Friday and i never will
User avatar #62 - Mawxter (12/01/2013) [-]
Black Friday makes me glad that I work at a small dollar store.
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