Black Friday Be Crazy. Girl on my girlfriend's feed posted this and nearly brought me to tears laughing. minutes Linn k; Fukin disgusted mi is wrung with our so
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Black Friday Be Crazy

Girl on my girlfriend's feed posted this and nearly brought me to tears laughing

minutes Linn k;
Fukin disgusted mi is wrung with our
society.
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Submitted: 12/01/2013
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#8 - junkinator (12/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
And seeing that its a town on only 78 thousand, it's quite devastating
User avatar #1 - thunderchanter (12/01/2013) [+] (8 replies)
There was a kid in my history class who had no idea what The Onion was, so our teacher gave him an old onion newspaper and the kid thought it was all legit.
User avatar #14 - mattdoggy (12/01/2013) [-]
>almost 1/6 of the nation died on Black Friday
>amazing deals everywhere
>bounty of new awesome jobs
>can work my job as an astronaut in the morning and a oil tycoon in the afternoon with just enough time in between to go pick up my 50 inch tv for 20 bucks
>i'mokwiththis.atheistmingle.come
#21 - skiskate (12/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard To those who don't know what the onion is watch this video.
#48 - toastandbananas (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#7 - Womens Study Major (12/01/2013) [+] (16 replies)
42 million? thats more than the god damn holocaust

people believe anything these days

#26 to #7 - eeveemaster (12/01/2013) [-]
I know, right? I can't believe people believe in the holocaust.
#65 - ineedthistothumb (12/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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Back when everyone got butthurt about Chik Fil A saying they do not support homosexuality, The Onion made an article about it, saying that Chick Fil A will be introducing new sandwiches such as the "Queer Hatin Cordon Bleu," ect. I had never heard of The Onion before and didn't know it was all fake articles, so I posted it on facebook acting all serious about it. MFW everyone commented, kindly letting me know of my mistake.
#22 - helenwheels (12/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"HURGLEDUR SOCITY!"
"Society" is a key word people use when they don't like something.
No one says "Our society has good expectations for medical doctors"
User avatar #34 to #22 - willindor (12/01/2013) [-]
Our society has good expectations for medical doctors
#87 - thisguyionceknew (12/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Wow why on earth is this making front page?

That many deaths as a response to American consumerism is something you should be disgusted with not laugh at...
#52 - gloogy (12/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This girl I like was freaking out because she read an article about Dick Van Dyke confessing to being the Zodiac killer, and she and I are big DVD fans. I was rethinking my life all day because I couldn't believe DVD was the Zodiac killer. I got home and looked up the article because I wanted to read it for myself.

MFW it was from the Onion.
User avatar #9 - guywithafork (12/01/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Why the **** do people end sentences with three ******* dots every goddamned time!
It makes it look like there is more to what they are saying but there isn't! The sentence is finished! I could understand if she used the three dots to signify the joke, saying that she obviously knew it was fake and the three dots were a subtle nod to that, but the way OP Is saying it, it sounds like she doesn't even know the picture is a joke.
******* society man.
User avatar #11 to #9 - tonydalion (12/01/2013) [-]
You know, I'm not really sure...
#78 - AdamBaum (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm going to show people I'm not a sheep. "						*******					 SOCEITY man."
I'm going to show people I'm not a sheep. " ******* SOCEITY man."
User avatar #134 - ilovehitler (12/02/2013) [+] (10 replies)
**ilovehitler rolls 2**
even number and I delete my account. let's get this rolling, fj.
#113 - moldybreadcrumb (12/02/2013) [-]
"This just in, a man dropped twenty atomic bombs in a wal-mart parking lot over a parking spot dispute."
User avatar #20 - greyshirt ONLINE (12/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What if Black Friday's part of a plan by the government to deal with overpopulation?
#127 - artjunk ONLINE (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #46 - gayobliteratorhere (12/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
if that what happened then faggots be bread
#42 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Too bad people actually die from guns and trampling every year on black friday. Stupidest ******* "tradition" ever.
User avatar #32 - themastertroller (12/01/2013) [-]
I am grateful to theonion for providing these news stories promptly and accurately
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