Bitches. English spelling is crazy, these two words are pronounced identically except for the first vowel. Don't worry about the 't' at all, it's not really a s whales
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Bitches

English spelling is crazy, these two words are pronounced identically except for the first vowel. Don't worry about the 't' at all, it's not really a separate sound.

In Standard American English (the British and other varieties of English might have slightly different vowels):

'beaches' = beeeeeeee - chez, The 'eeeee..' sound, when exaggerated, is like when you clench your teeth and smile, very tense and long. In IPA, it is /bij tʃiz/

'bitches' = bih - chez. the 'ih' sound is very relaxed and short. In IPA, it is /bi tʃiz/

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Submitted: 02/19/2014
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User avatar #2 - subbajubba (02/20/2014) [-]
Werner the whale with a fear of water < Related
User avatar #1 - chevelleguy (02/20/2014) [-]
I bet they had a whale of a time.
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