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GHOST : The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POTPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet
WET : The kind where you wipe your butt SCI times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put
some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won' t ruin them with stains.
WAVE ? -‘IE: This happens when you' re done and you' pulled your panis up to your
knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
HEAH? : The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically
have a stroke.
LINCOLN LEMA : The kind of poopie that is so huge you' re afraid to flush without first breaking it into
little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY : It' s so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
S : The kind of poopie you have the morning alter a long night of drinking. It' s most
noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
EDEN : Self explanatory.
POTPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the
toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP : That' s where it hurts so badly coming out, you' d swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEERS [The Power . : The kind that comes out so Fast, your butt cheeks get splashed
THE DANGLING : This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done it.
You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE : You' re not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but