Birth Control Blanket. . My dad got a picture of himself and put it on a blanket. He gave it to my sister and calls it the "birth control blanket". He's naked behind that blanket and the blanket isn't the only thing he'll give your sister birth control
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Birth Control Blanket

My dad got a picture of himself and put it
on a blanket. He gave it to my sister and
calls it the "birth control blanket"
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Submitted: 12/28/2013
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#2 - kingsombra (12/28/2013) [+] (7 replies)
He's naked behind that blanket and the blanket isn't the only thing he'll give your sister
He's naked behind that blanket and the blanket isn't the only thing he'll give your sister
#5 - junkinator ONLINE (12/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
HFW rumor spreads around school that she sleeps with her dad
HFW rumor spreads around school that she sleeps with her dad
#4 - junkinator ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
#28 - josieabby (12/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Secretly, he just wanted to be in bed with her.
#16 - fitchy (12/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
it....it literaly still has the ifunny watermark... I... I just can't...
User avatar #18 to #16 - pointypixel (12/29/2013) [-]
People bitch when there's a watermark. People bitch when OP crops out the watermark. Just sit back with a nice cold one and peruse the top/newest uploads my friend, there's no need for so much negativity to be had!
#13 - anonymous (12/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
my first thought
#15 to #13 - dcdt (12/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 - mookiez (12/29/2013) [-]
hi blanket im dad.
#54 - greenbatman (12/29/2013) [-]
Who I saw
#3 - include (12/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
She face for the rest of time.
She face for the rest of time.
User avatar #25 - josieabby (12/29/2013) [-]
He looks like Troy Landry and Jim Varney's love child.
User avatar #79 - cumfartz ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
damn what I would do is I would start being real friendly with that girl. When the day comes and I'm at her house and we are gettin it on, I would suddenly throw her off the bed and start furiously masturbating on that blanket sayin **** like "oh that baseball hat makes you look sexy" and "moan for me you ugly middle aged bastard". I would wait till he comes into the room to see what the racket it and as soon as he steps into the room he will see me ejaculating right on his ugly inbred mug on the blanket. With my penis still erect I would knock him down with a lamp and tie him to a chair. I would make him watch me shag his daughter (obvs only if she's ok with that no rape bro, I mean who wouldnt be ok with slobbin my knob after such a display of sheer masculinity tho?) and I would repeatedly ejaculate on him until all my stamina runs out. After this, I would cover him in his blanket and set him out on his driveway. Afterwards I would pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.
User avatar #48 - xgrandmoffx (12/29/2013) [-]
Looks like Forrest Gump.
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User avatar #40 to #39 - obese (12/29/2013) [-]
Nevermind, I found it... I feel like a jackass.
User avatar #30 - mrgoodlove (12/29/2013) [-]
Someone's gettin laid tonight
#23 - freemonkeyballs (12/29/2013) [-]
I know where I'm cumming.
User avatar #85 - gagapeepapcuyler (12/29/2013) [-]
falkor

u kallin me a fool now?
is dat it?
dam bouy! we gunna have to shayk the munkey wun thyme on dis sonofabitch!
#81 - anonymous (12/29/2013) [-]
öäöäö
#22 - anonymous (12/29/2013) [-]
I wonder what the blanket company thought.
#14 - anonymous (12/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And then... She masturbated on it
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