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Birds Are So Metal

Just a reminder: the natural diet at these birds is mines.
that just hens marreh, mural bane shards. may reek up
huge freaking hen's tram harrasses and than them
ante reeks until they get spiky mess and then they
swallow them. Their stemmer ash! dissolves bane...
and they den’ t scavenge ether parts at egresses. just the
mass. % at their diet is exclusively hens. Hence
why it' s anly a myth that these birds maid just peek up
whale lambs and earn them Till We net true, but in
German they' re still sailed as a result...
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#4 - sourceror (05/28/2015) [-]
CALCIUM ************ . DO YOU HAVE IT?
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User avatar #23 to #4 - dafuckisthisshit (05/28/2015) [-]
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User avatar #206 to #23 - yologdogtwo (05/29/2015) [-]
I don't know why you're getting thumbed down.

Guess the 14 year olds can't understand the joke.
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User avatar #145 to #4 - calseeyum (05/29/2015) [-]
You called? B)
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User avatar #144 to #4 - IcyDeadPeople (05/29/2015) [-]
B-but where does the milk even go...
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#172 to #4 - iamnuff (05/29/2015) [-]
lactose intolerance ************ , yes I have it.
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User avatar #226 to #172 - internetexplain (05/29/2015) [-]
you're a ******* milk racist
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#78 to #4 - baygacon (05/29/2015) [-]
DID SOMEONE SAY CALCIUM?
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#46 to #4 - niggymon (05/28/2015) [-]
I rather drink cow piss...
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#15 to #4 - bjornkrage (05/28/2015) [-]
post the whole thing, fuccboi
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#221 to #15 - faytleingod (05/29/2015) [-]
And Killing Floor 2 version because reasons
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#14 - ninjabadger (05/28/2015) [-]
>Acquire a few of these vultures
>Train them to obey me
>Teach them to aggressively attack human skeletons

I'll be ready for the skeleton wars.
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User avatar #212 to #14 - thepizzadevourer (05/29/2015) [-]
And getting arrested in the meantime.
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User avatar #60 to #14 - colossusshadow (05/29/2015) [-]
Yeah well it doesn't stop Lon'qu from being an edgy faggot sooooo
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User avatar #195 to #60 - kyouko (05/29/2015) [-]
This is very true.
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#192 to #14 - lordsepulchure (05/29/2015) [-]
Come at me bro!
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User avatar #34 to #14 - donbionicle (05/28/2015) [-]
Then you'd be on the wrong side, ******* .
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#124 to #34 - ninjabadger (05/29/2015) [-]
Until I'm a skeleton, then they'll turn into skeleton vultures.

It's a win-win for me. I still got an army of birds.
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#188 to #124 - magickarcher (05/29/2015) [-]
>Become a Skeleton
>Skeleton vultures still trained to attack and eat human skeletons
>???
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User avatar #198 to #124 - amusingusername (05/29/2015) [-]
What if people get vultures to eat your skeleton vultures?
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#220 to #124 - acedamon (05/29/2015) [-]
Sounds more like a Henry thing to say.
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#6 - joshualegitsky (05/28/2015) [-]
I did not sign up for this
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User avatar #5 - xskullgirlsx (05/28/2015) [-]
>Dark feathers
>Dark German name
>Eating the bones of the fallen

Nature can't get any more metal can it?
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#160 to #5 - nirin ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Yes it can, see that red-ish orange ? it got that color from preening iron oxide stained soil into it's feathers.
Tl;dr : The bird is literally covered in metal.
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#43 - anon (05/28/2015) [-]
**anonymous rolled user phanact ** eats boners
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#66 to #43 - thememevaluator (05/29/2015) [-]
I was part of this.
I'm part of FJ's History now.

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User avatar #137 to #43 - mulciber ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
God damn.
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#138 to #43 - euouae (05/29/2015) [-]
oh **** son
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User avatar #83 to #43 - gabeinated (05/29/2015) [-]
someone screencap this please
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#227 to #83 - affix (05/29/2015) [-]
Dood. Its just a matter of hitting "print screen"
Then going into paint and hitting paste. Then saving it.

If mac then its even easier. Hotkey command shift 4, you select the region. it saves it for you.
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User avatar #92 to #43 - relvel (05/29/2015) [-]
Frosted cake with a hole in it.
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User avatar #57 to #43 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
THAT ROLL IS LEGENDARY AF FAM
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User avatar #47 to #43 - phanact (05/28/2015) [-]
XD
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User avatar #3 - lean (05/28/2015) [-]
what are they called?
bearded vultures
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#167 to #54 - anon (05/29/2015) [-]
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#183 to #3 - joilol (05/29/2015) [-]
"trencalòs" in catalan which also means "bone breaker"
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#39 to #3 - anon (05/28/2015) [-]
It's called orłosęp in Poland which means Eaglevulture. secondary name is however...bearded eaglevulture.
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#10 to #3 - anon (05/28/2015) [-]
In Spain they are called ``Quebrantahuesos´´ which literally means ``bone breaker´´
metal as ****
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#41 to #10 - anon (05/28/2015) [-]
The best name so far.
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User avatar #106 to #62 - auronexplains ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Xaolin showdown was my childhood
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User avatar #65 to #62 - alphahelix (05/29/2015) [-]
best webm in history
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#116 to #76 - theite (05/29/2015) [-]
Wuya was so hot
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User avatar #12 - theguywhoaskswhy (05/28/2015) [-]
What dumbass named this thing "Bearded Vulture".
What a wasted opportunity.
It coulda been so great, like "Hell Pheonix" or "Demon Crow" or "Satan's Budgie" for ***** sake...
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#185 to #12 - anon (05/29/2015) [-]
I've been birdwatching almost all my life in the UK and I've never heard Lammergeiers called "bearded vultures" before.
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#187 to #12 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (05/29/2015) [-]
My vote's for "Satans Budgie"
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#146 to #12 - jagerhaus (05/29/2015) [-]
Because the beard is the metal staple
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#186 to #146 - camzore ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
i-i-is that Bjorn from IF? pls dont h8 im not smart
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User avatar #217 to #186 - jagerhaus (05/29/2015) [-]
yeah
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User avatar #218 to #217 - camzore ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Phew, I was a bit unsure because I just came off watching some live stuff from 2004 and he looks like a ******* jellyfish when he headbanged with that big mass of hair, I'm kinda sad to see it go.
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User avatar #219 to #218 - jagerhaus (05/29/2015) [-]
that is a good point seen them twice in person. Catch their newest tour?
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User avatar #222 to #219 - camzore ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
Sadly not in person but I've been watching a lot of their newer tours on youtube. I love Ander's new voice when he sings the older songs from colony and such, he's really nailing the growls as of late www.youtube.com/watch?v=90InmStlHos a little old, but demonstrates my point . Although alot of the live performances of the stuff from STYE and Come Clarity have suffered because of it because he can't really do those screams anymore. I reckon they'd kill if they played some more pre-clayman albums now because Anders really struggled to nail the growls live in earlier years.
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User avatar #224 to #222 - jagerhaus (05/29/2015) [-]
You're right. I was surprised to see how many clayman songs they did play. It was awesome though, and now that you mention it, his voice did change quite a bit.
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#149 to #12 - semilunarknight (05/29/2015) [-]
"Satans budgie"
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User avatar #69 to #12 - symmiie ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
"Come forth to me, my Hell Phoenix! Let us vanquish our foes and feast on their bones!"

I like it.
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#109 to #12 - anon (05/29/2015) [-]
Read that as "satans buldge"
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User avatar #29 to #12 - floopdawhoop (05/28/2015) [-]
What the hell is a budgie?
No pun intended
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#32 to #29 - leonhardt (05/28/2015) [-]
A budgie is just the english word for parakeet.
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#153 to #32 - anon (05/29/2015) [-]
parakeet is a whole species, budgies aren't even related to parakeets, people just got the words mixed up.
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User avatar #152 to #32 - betucantmakemelol (05/29/2015) [-]
i love how it's only america that calls them parakeets and the rest of the world called them budgies
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#155 to #152 - anon (05/29/2015) [-]
>>#153, nope, just people who don't know birds.
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User avatar #136 to #12 - imthenewguy (05/29/2015) [-]
In Spanish they are called "Buitre Quebrantahuesos", which translates to "Bone breaker vultures", or just "Quebrantahuesos", ("Bone breakers")
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User avatar #96 to #12 - imdan (05/29/2015) [-]
"Skull Condors" would be pretty ******* brutal too.
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#13 to #12 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (05/28/2015) [-]
> "Satan's Budgie"
> "Satan's Budgie"
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#148 - anon (05/29/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** actual diet of the birds.
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User avatar #166 to #148 - theshinypen (05/29/2015) [-]
NOT MR SKELTAL
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#171 to #166 - funnyhat (05/29/2015) [-]
well OP did say the eat BONES
:/
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#72 - pwnagraphy (05/29/2015) [-]
W-wonderful day for some c-calcium, right guys?
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User avatar #20 - willindor (05/28/2015) [-]
Can we get a bunch of those and train them to help us in the skeleton war?
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User avatar #202 to #20 - fukkendragonite (05/29/2015) [-]
Found the *******
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#94 - Ulmer (05/29/2015) [-]
Just ******* try to say predatory dinosaurs aren't still around.
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#123 to #94 - anon (05/29/2015) [-]
you have a few species still alive today, crocs are the most known though.
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User avatar #190 to #123 - lordsepulchure (05/29/2015) [-]
Crocs aren't dinos.
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User avatar #97 to #94 - isolovegames (05/29/2015) [-]
Predatory dinosaurs aren't around. I don't know about you but I didn't have a hard time saying it... guess it just comes easier to others.
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#98 to #97 - Ulmer (05/29/2015) [-]
So when did you join the beat, officer buzzkill?
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#99 to #98 - isolovegames (05/29/2015) [-]
I'm actually a veteran in the fun ruining field. Going on 7 years now.
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#121 - dillweed (05/29/2015) [-]
Mr Skeletal fw
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#19 - mattdoggy (05/28/2015) [-]
I have never been so afraid for my bones before I'm even scared i might pop a fear boner and this bad boy will want my marrow
I have never been so afraid for my bones before
I'm even scared i might pop a fear boner and this bad boy will want my marrow
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#90 to #61 - supercookieduster (05/29/2015) [-]
that was... wow
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#64 - shredmaster (05/29/2015) [-]
This looks like something you'd be sent on a quest for. Go kill 10 Lammergeier.
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User avatar #230 to #64 - lammergeier (06/14/2015) [-]
You rang?
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User avatar #8 - corrosionx (05/28/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bearded_vulture.

Someone has just moved a few words around in the wiki article to make this sound so much cooler that it is.

"It usually disdains the actual meat, however, and lives on a diet that is typically 85–90% bone marrow."

"The lammergeier has learned to crack bones too large to be swallowed by carrying them in flight to a height of 50–150 m (160–490 ft) above the ground and then dropping them onto rocks below, which smashes them into smaller pieces and exposes the!! nutritious marrow!!."
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User avatar #231 to #8 - lammergeier (06/14/2015) [-]
... and here I thought I could just live peacefully, hidden within the internet. **** you man.
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#93 to #8 - kmichel (05/29/2015) [-]
Liar!
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#143 to #93 - anon (05/29/2015) [-]
I think it's the dot at the end:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bearded_vulture
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#48 - kameken (05/28/2015) [-]
That second one...
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#147 to #48 - anon (05/29/2015) [-]
Yveltal... e,e (I wish I still had a copy of X... ORAS sadly doesn't have Wondertrade )
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#182 to #147 - anon (05/29/2015) [-]
That means you don't have ORAS
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User avatar #40 - puffyclouds (05/28/2015) [-]
they will prove useful in the skeleton war
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