Birds and Bees. . hat the hell do have to do with sex?. because sometimes you everywhere and somettimes it stings after
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User avatar #1 - redneckraider (10/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You never learned. YOU NEVER LEARNED!!!
User avatar #3 to #2 - redneckraider (10/14/2013) [-]
exactly, you never learned.
User avatar #13 - zombiefeelings (10/14/2013) [-]
because sometimes you **** everywhere and somettimes it stings after
#16 - anonymous (10/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
birds are the eggs, bees are the pollen. now do you understand
#17 to #16 - yaboyjacobsmith (10/14/2013) [-]
no I don't. does pollen fertilize bird eggs?
#20 - anonymous (10/14/2013) [-]
In Swedish we say Bees and Flowers which makes allot more sense
User avatar #33 - Loppytaffy (10/14/2013) [-]
Depends; how kinky are we talking here?
User avatar #64 - VikiIsAwsum (10/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
birds = eggs = female fertility

bees = pollination = male fertility
#25 - acidreign (10/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I don't know about bees, however.
I don't know about bees, however.
User avatar #12 - buckeyeboomerang (10/14/2013) [-]
birds are like the girls, nice but you will never get to touch one
bees are like guys, getting stung is a pain and they are avoided
#27 - shishiko **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [+] (18 replies)
No one told me about it.   
   
 Due to me been raised around the same time the internet was getting big, I learned almost everything from there. I ain't ashamed by it.    
   
I mean, I heard about it but no one ever told me. I always assumed that birds where women (Due to the British Slang for a girl was "A bird" and the men where the Bee's because they like to sting with their... Pointy parts of their bodies.
No one told me about it.

Due to me been raised around the same time the internet was getting big, I learned almost everything from there. I ain't ashamed by it.

I mean, I heard about it but no one ever told me. I always assumed that birds where women (Due to the British Slang for a girl was "A bird" and the men where the Bee's because they like to sting with their... Pointy parts of their bodies.
#6 - teranin ONLINE (10/14/2013) [+] (4 replies)
so... you're saying you never got the Birds and the Bees talk?
so... you're saying you never got the Birds and the Bees talk?
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#14 to #11 - Dwarf (10/14/2013) [-]
Why don't you just ******** ?
User avatar #67 - cycloberrick ONLINE (10/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
To-Do List this is the first thing I thought of when I saw this
User avatar #60 - namehasntbeentaken (10/15/2013) [-]
I'll poke you with my stinger and you better swallow?
#56 - infinitereaper ONLINE (10/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Birds support the biosphere by helping to eat nasty insects and are a part of the reason the world isn't crawling with insects.

Bees pollinate crops and all sorts of plant life and are incredibly important for the survival of many species.

Birds and bees are very important and completely natural parts of nature.

And so is sex.

Actually I have no idea what I'm talking about, it's an idiomatic expression that comes from some literature and it's thought that a few metaphors are involved. or something like that.
User avatar #68 - moorgar (10/15/2013) [-]
The world must know

Patrick & Eugene - The Birds and the Bees
#22 - freenarative (10/14/2013) [-]
Because one is tits? Oh, and because the second one has a prick that can be painful?
User avatar #15 - xedeid (10/14/2013) [-]
Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it.
#78 - smittywrbmnjnsn (10/15/2013) [-]
This is pretty simple guys.


The bee pollinates plants.
The birds eat the seeds and drop them in fertile soil.

They are the main ingredient in plant reproduction.
User avatar #73 - bomberbib ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
Yea its such a common saying but I have no clue what it is supposed to mean.
User avatar #43 - PgFalcon (10/14/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Bees pollinate flowers, which symbolizes a boys dick going into a vagina. The flower is the vagina.

The birds symbolize birth, because laying an egg is a whole lot less gross (not by much though) than laying a live baby.
#47 to #43 - justthisonepost **User deleted account** (10/15/2013) [-]
THANK YOU

I've been wondering about this for years

My mom just showed me a medical dictionary with pictures of a baby coming out of a vagina

I was 7
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