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Bill Burr on Marriage

skydiving and they told -‘I
you three out of tour
parachute: wont open.
would you still *******
jump'?
Three out of four it
marriages end in failure, it, .
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Submitted: 12/02/2013
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#10 - jaguarjam (12/02/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Yeah I'd jump, bitch, I'd jump hard and feet first. And I'd ******* hit the ground after my 'chute wouldn't open. Then, after I smashed my body on the ******* ground to **** , I would get up, back on the plane and jump again. And I would keep jumping like a crazy cunt, until one ******************** my parachute opened and I could fully enjoy the best goddamn view in the whole world.

Getting close to someone is always dangerous and can get you hella hurt. But if you just forever shut off the possibility of it ever getting better because you're too affraid of the pain, you can end up living a miserable life to the end of your days, and what's worse, by choice.
User avatar #23 - hellspawner (12/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
What if you like surprises?
User avatar #28 to #23 - vandettamask (12/02/2013) [-]
With that font color you remind me of a certain dickhead.
#57 - helenwheels (12/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Yet the forget to mention the part where the one out of four parachutes that do open are the ones that where checked for quality first and the three out of four other parachutes where the ones they scraped off the bathroom floor in a drunken haze.
User avatar #52 - crazyhindu (12/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
take four parachutes
#34 - silvertongueddevil (12/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I love Bill Burr. One of my favorite stand up comedians.
I love Bill Burr. One of my favorite stand up comedians.
User avatar #36 to #34 - pepemex ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
Which one is he?
User avatar #37 - pepemex ONLINE (12/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
He makes a good point. If you're a man you gain nothing from marriage and risk losing half your stuff and money.
#40 to #37 - abdullahmag (12/02/2013) [-]
you get to make a family.
and if you pick the right person you won't need divorce.
#48 - caplocker (12/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
91.5% of all statistics are made up on FJ. true story.


75% of marriage end in failure? Define failure. It's obviously not divorce because that's a ******** statistic. It's actually around 34%.

What isn't accounted for is first time marriages vs multiple marriages. You know the type. Married 5 times because they can't find "the one" when really, they're never who they're pretending to be, so they can't find the one. SO these perpetual children who get married 5-10 times are also part of the divorce rate.


Marriage is great. I'm older than most of you, I'm telling you from almost 20 years of experience. It's good. Some times it's ******** , some times you've got to work much harder than you should have to. But 99% of the time marriage is wonderful.
#18 - adu (12/02/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Here's a counter-argument. It's worth the read, trust me.
User avatar #69 - wersand (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't think this is a very good analogy. Nor do I find it funny.
User avatar #51 - misswunderlich (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There is this small difference between death and getting divorced
User avatar #35 - buttholee (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Isn't it more like 1/5 or 1/4?
#82 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
Three out of four parachutes wont open, but they all have vaginas.
User avatar #14 - barenoizedub (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm someone that has no trouble with commitment and Id love to get married one day, even if it might end in tears, better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.


Plus it's around 40% not 75% and some of those figures are coming from people that have married and divorced numerous times, all im saying is that statistically speaking if you're going to get married, more often than not you wont get a divorce.
User avatar #2 - mechanichore (12/02/2013) [-]
there's a difference between 3/4 marriages end in divorce and 3/4 people get a divorce though.
User avatar #79 - nthmetal ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
Take 3 more parachutes before you jump?
User avatar #44 - richardastley (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's not the statistic. I've 50% of marriages end in divorce, but I know even that's too high for most countries.
User avatar #41 - douevensax (12/02/2013) [-]
It's not that high. It's like 30%. And I think many divorces not all, calm down. Some FJers just way overreact to everything are caused by marriages due to pregnacies or force. If everyone took their time, the rate would be much lower.
#15 - Flong (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Skydiving is pretty dangerous, I heard one in five people don't even make it to the ground
User avatar #4 - lyiat ONLINE (12/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Actually, the number is much closer to about 40% of marriages end in divorce. At least it is in the US.
User avatar #1 - stupro (12/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well, you don't die if you get divorce.
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